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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Blah blah blah representative stands up to Trump, blah blah blah GOP Senator stands up to Trump. I just want to see Google Maps stands up to Trump.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“Ghosted” is the new “lived happily ever after”

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Every holiday is stupid but this one is the stupidest

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I got tickets to see one of my favorite bands of the 1990s. I’m a bit worried that seeing some of my favorite musicians doing some of my favorite songs will be overshadowed by the fact that I’ll be staring directly into the reality of how old I am.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21/04/2026

This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Today is tricky for people who like to be festive. Do you bring your work crush a dozen roses, or do you put on an old hockey goalie mask and chase them with a long knife?

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

At MAGA’s alternate half-time show they’ll have an alternate Redfin commercial where the new Latino neighbors eat the dog.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Listening to Bruce Springsteen's "Streets of Minneapolis" I just keep hearing in my head, "four dead in Ohio." Listening to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio" in the 1990's I was so thoroughly anti government, but I did not think anything similar could happen in my lifetime.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

A Karen by any other name still wants to talk to the manager

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

The greatest Christmas gift of all is given to us by time, which every year makes it so that it isn’t Christmas anymore

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I got a feeling that two presidents are about to be appearing in a whole bunch of AI videos which I do not want to see.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Has anyone asked Tim Allen if he supports Trump in the murdering of people who are suspected of drug trafficking?

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

World Series losers by country: USA 120 Canada 0

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

i'm not one to complain about umpires but,

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If a World Series game goes 18 innings then the next day should be an emergency national holiday

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

We’ll, we know some woman is married to an asshole…

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Dr. Strangelove was an extremely hilarious movie during other administrations. Under the current one it’s just terrifying.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

MAGA can't be as homophobic as I thought they were if they support a man's right to tear up the White House and install a ballroom.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Thinking kinda sucks when there's no one to share your thoughts with. Hi internet.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I got sexual harassment’s rookie card!

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Young people - It’s ok if you don’t know who Robert Redford was, just be extra nice to your grandmas and/or great grandmas today

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Colbert will land on his feet. CBS won't.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

For any right wing comic who wants to celebrate Stephen Colbert getting cancelled there will be a spot for you next to a Latino who celebrated Trump's victory.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Please stop calling ICE kidnappers. They are murderers.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

On July 4th anyone who truly loves America will be mourning instead of celebrating.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

12 Tears a Slave shows how injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are all less safe because CECOT exists.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Just saw some good news on Bluesky so I’m gonna close the app and try to enjoy the rest of my day

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

As an English speaker there are several different ways you can pronounce “Qatar” and all of them are wrong.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Trump not knowing that a photoshop was his excuse for using the Alien Enemies Act may be the lowest moment in the history of the presidency.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

“The most successful 100 days in the history of our country,” said the guy with the 3 most successful marriages in the history of marriage.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

SHS: Please Mr. President, can Arkansas we get federal disaster relief? Trump: Are these Arkansas people billionaires? SHS: No, of course not. Can we please get help? Trump: No, of course not.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

It's so unfair to all the people who borrowed money from the mafia if students who can't pay their loans back on time don't get their kneecaps broken too.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Now that we've established that RFK, Jr. doesn't know what autism is, could somebody check to see if he knows what vaccines are?

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Pete Hegseth has removed all the Charley Pride and Johnny Mathis albums from his grandparents record collection.

Spoof pic of Hegseth on the floor of a house flipping through vinyl lps

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

If congress can’t impeach, convict, and remove Trump, then there’s really no point in there being a congress.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Congress needs to stop fearing a loss in their next election and start fearing the loss of elections.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Dear Lisa Murkowski, in 1974 the president was so afraid of congress that he choose to resign rather than face them over a breaking and entering charge.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Democrats are allowed in CECOT, but only Republicans are allowed to leave.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

If you want to prove that Chris Van Hollen did something wrong, the first step is to prove that Kilmar Abrego Garcia did something wrong.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The new Merrick Garland plan~ Step 1: Spend the next four years gathering evidence that Trump has committed kidnapping, and human trafficking, and sold his victims into slavery. Step 2: Put Trump on trial for having his new Tesla illegally parked.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

A convicted criminal had an innocent man criminally deported. The courts demanded that the innocent man be brought back home. The criminal criminally ignored the courts, and then said "isn't it wonderful that we're keeping criminals out of country?"

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Peter Navarro says tariffs are good and cites one expert, Ron Vara. I say tariffs are bad, here's 10 experts who agree with me: Rory Deming Mindy Roger Myron Dirge Dory Mering Emory Grind Ermin Gordy Gorden Rimy Morey Dring Ringo Dremy Merry Dingo

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

On the bright side, at least all that crushing dread I felt after November 5th wasn't for nothing.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Tariffs can only be an ugly thing. The 25th Amendment could be a beautiful thing.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Whoever had the money to pay all these protesters at all these protests must not have been invested in Tesla.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

People: Tariffs are paid by consumers. Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments. The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

There will be much nostalgia for the days of boycotting things when we can no longer afford anything.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

If your children say anything positive about Trump, tell them it's "Liberation Day" and you're withholding 65% of their allowance.

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Elon admits that he's new to politics and there will be mistakes. Like how he just forgot to buy two hundred thousand more votes in Wisconsin.

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