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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

You’re far closer to becoming disabled or homeless than you are to becoming a billionaire. They’re not choices or moral failings. They can happen in an instant from an infection, accident, job loss or sudden illness. They’re minority groups you can join at any time.

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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Waking up to The Obituary is going to rule, and almost all of us are going to get to experience it. Moon landing vibes, once in a lifetime thing. I'm really looking forward to it, taking my vitamins, making sure I live to see it.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/07/2025

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Me: I don’t feel well. Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.

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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I think i planted Gritty

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Chas Johnson @chasjohnsonv.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

First pitcher plant flower spike of the year!!

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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights

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Jamey 🏳️‍⚧️ @fawfulthegreat64.net · 09/04/2025

repost if you have more followers than Adobe

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Albert Sleet @fakehandl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

People: Tariffs are paid by consumers. Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments. The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/04/2025

How many train wrecks do we have to survive before we pull our heads out of our collective asses and let women run this country? They called it from day one.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

“…destroy my influence” = tacit acknowledgment he has acquired the government. “…push negative propaganda about me” = they keep pointing out the stuff I say and do. “They are evil” - anyone who opposes an oligarchy is evil.

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God @thegodshow.com · 13/03/2025

Someone needs to invent a pharmaceutical drug that treats greed, which I consider to be a mental illness. Prove God wrong.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/02/2025

So now we know Donald Trump got onto Epstein’s plane 7 times, but we still don’t know how many times he got off on Epstein’s plane although it was probably in the teens.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/02/2025

Dog Rules: 🐶 1. The dog is NOT allowed in the house. 2. The dog can come in, but ONLY in certain rooms. 3. The dog is okay on the bed, but ONLY by invitation. 4. OK, the dog can sleep on bed, but not under covers. 5. Humans must ask to sleep undercover with the dog.

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

i need coffee so dark it whispers “nothing matters and we’re all gonna die” as i sip it.

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them. But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Billionaires aren't people. People have friends, they have jobs, they pay their taxes...

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

On inauguration day, Trump released his neo-Nazi para-military brownshirts back onto the streets right after Elon made two Nazi salutes on national television. This is a clear signal to violent white supremacists the world over to act with impunity. Welcome to the reign of madness.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/01/2025