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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 12h

You walk in and the seat in front of you has a brick on it

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Can you fucking imagine how insane it would feel to go in for your execution and then WAKE UP

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Guy got sent back to earth for trying to fuck Jesus

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

let me be very clear that i would let her shoot me in the face

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My review of Lanterns is I wanna marry Kelly Macdonald

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Everything's gonna be fine! They've got their best guys on it

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well in the story the ark *does* have an arc

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sorkin just got back from promoting the film on the surface of the sun

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This was actually his campaign slogan

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can you imagine how bad of a person you have to be to get fired from Wells Fargo

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I mean wouldn’t it be weirder if he was like “Wow he fuckin nailed it, I suck”

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well *someone’s* kid clearly lost

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Real full-circle moment for Fox, hiring the guy whose cousin built the network by doing 9/11

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That said obviously I’m glad he/Kassir are back and will watch anyway

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You simply cannot redesign one of the most famously articulate puppet creations of all time with this level of apathy. He looks like Spirit Halloween animatronic

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This guy is like Saw Gerrera — his cause is righteous but his methods insane

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*Kash Patel emerging out of the shadows like Nick Fury* “I’m putting together a team”

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yet again, Robert Kraft pays for a happy ending

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A great sequel up there with The Godfather Part II

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mfer looks like an elementary school class drew on the walls

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Randomly looked up "Armenian mafia" on wikipedia today and the header image for the article is the corner i live on lol

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well don’t RT it with a better joke than mine

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You can’t add inches to your life

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Been calling this movie "Dark Green Book"

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Police are on the lookout for a suspect whose beauty is beyond compare with fiery locks of auburn hair

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SCAREk LawHELLRAISER @rowdybowden.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Another great year in the fog with the ever-evolving HHN crew. Plus the first chance to wear my new “A Debra Hill Production”shirt. @telethonband.bsky.social @mikescollins.bsky.social @chasemit.bsky.social @mattcatanzano.bsky.social

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Could not have picked a funnier thing to say

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

See a penny pick it up, all day long you’ll GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND MOTHERFUCKER

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I miss Creedence Clearwater Revival. We don't have a lot of guys who pronounce "burning" like "boinin'" anymore

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Nothing makes me feel like I’m dying faster than far-off movie release dates

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How it feels when a website makes you disable your ad blocker

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

DGA folding like tissue paper yet again

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That’s two platforms Zuckerberg has turned into an embarrassment

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You can tell she’s a J.K. Rowling fan because that is a Longbottom

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You can tell she’s a J.K. Rowling fan because that is a Longbottom

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Love how this Fast & Furious-themed menu at CityWalk just absolutely gives up on naming the last item

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Got interviewed by the news outside the theater about why I’m seeing the Odyssey in the middle of the day on a Thursday Let a man live, damn

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

*protagonist is beloved by his employees* Musk: This can’t be accurate

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