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Matt Catanzano

@mattcatanzano.bsky.social
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Halloween Aficionado 🎃 Shows: Last Video Store at Lyric Hyperion & ILL-Prepared at theImprov Sketches: SimplyUnemployable, Above Average ImprovAsylum Mainstage Alum AFF semi-finalist, 13horror Best Film Winner, personal massager model

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing
Home in bed cozy as a big toasty cinnamon bun
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 30/10/2025
Page 12 of "The ABC's of Haddonfield"
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Only Monsters play God* (*watch Del Toro movies on a television) #Frankenstein2025
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
In line for GOOD BOY with a bunch of nice people who are all extremely worried for this dog. #BeyondFest
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SCAREk LawHELLRAISER @rowdybowden.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Last known photos of local teens (shut up, they totally look like teens) who ventured to Crystal Lake to “party down” and prove that Jason Voorhees doesn’t exist. Whereabouts currently unknown. @telethonband.bsky.social @mattcatanzano.bsky.social @mikescollins.bsky.social
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Walter made me love a movie I already really liked. #Superman
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
You know when all the gremlins are at the movie theater having a blast? That’s what seeing THE NAKED GUN with a packed house felt like. What an absolute delight ⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Gavin Newsom is such a fucking loser. Wild how these dirtbags act like remembering someone's pronouns requires a Mensa card when there are about 10 million different last names in the world and they learn those no problem. Just admit you don't care.
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Being told to celebrate America after yesterday #4thofJuly
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Want to do something fun? Be like me! Support SLAY, director Kyra Gardner, and indie horror all in one: the Kickstarter to finish SLAY is live and filled with horror goodies. (A tour of Alterian with legend Tony Gardner!?!? SWOOOOOOON ❤️🔪❤️) www.kickstarter.com/projects/kyr...
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SLAY
A horror slasher meets coming‑of‑age starring Aya Cash, Shawnee Smith, Zoey Luna, Sean Giambrone, Malina Pauli, and more!
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SCAREk LawHELLRAISER @rowdybowden.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Happy 50th Jaws, you big beautiful Bruce-y bastard. @chasemit.bsky.social @mikescollins.bsky.social @mattcatanzano.bsky.social (Couldn’t tag Pat because Jaws ate him shortly after this pic)
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
My #horrorshort, “The Hanover House” was just selected as a Finalist by Night Frights LA🤘💀 Making it public if you want to watch. A fun-sized Found Footage misadventure. It crushes on the big screen so, um, crank the volume & press your nose to your phone🫠 #filmfreeway youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
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The Hanover House (Found Footage)
YouTube video by The Happy Ghost Productions
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
To celebrate #Fridaythe13th, I’m uploading my newest horror short and making it public. The world is full of real horrors. Enjoy this fun-sized found footage movie where a dummy gets what he deserves. We could all use that. 👻 youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...
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The Hanover House (Found Footage)
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Reminder: a movie that has not stopped haunting my thoughts since I saw it, is out this weekend. If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy 💀⭕️☔️) #bringherback #horror
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The electricity in the air around LA as we wait patiently to watch John Mulaney get beat up by teenage boys on the finale of “Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney” What a show. What a time. #everybodyslive
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
yoooooo @latenightercom.bsky.social latenighter.com/news/seth-me...
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Seth Meyers EPing Feature Penned by 'Late Night' Writer Mike Scollins - LateNighter
Seth Meyers may go in hard on Mike Scollins’ monologue jokes, but he stands by his writer’s screenplays.
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Whenever I go to the dentist, I ask them to put on the Seinfeld finale. So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard. #lifehack
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Got to see FREAKED at a sold out screening at the Egyptian and it remains one of my favorite movie going experiences. Can’t wait for the…4K?!?!! <drops styrofoam cup) #FreakedMovie
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Moments of terror, despair, adrenaline-fueled catharsis. Moments where I loved it. Moments where I hated it. Moments I was in awe of it? But all building to satisfaction. Elation even. You surf this movie🤘 #thesurfer
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with more people about it. What a blast of a movie. (I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with people about it. What a blast of a movie. (I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Seated for a new Final Destination. Finally. *Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘 #FinalDestination
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Connor Ratliff @connorratliff.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A brief message from a Tiny Dino:
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Two sides of the Catanzano coin! Both are celebrating their birthday at THE LAST VIDEO STORE Saturday at Lyric Hyperion Act 1: a comedy variety show Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more! celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Can’t believe the closest thing we have to inspirational videos on the state of America are videos of Ken Casey telling MAGA Nazis to fuck off at Dropkick shows.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I wrote about Darkman
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Tonight! Nonstop bits about rain in LA. I have free tickets. Message me and you’re in! Free to see Dan Donohue? Jessica Michelle Singleton? Maxx Eddy? Eddie Della Siepe?!?! Wild. LA is wild.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The real story is that my top guys Telethon are releasing a terrific new album today but holy shit Paul Dooley is 97?! He looks incredible!
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I have a hell of a show Thursday night at The Hollywood Improv 🤘 Me, Dan Donohue, Jessica Michelle Singleton, Maxx Eddy, Mandy Martino, and Eddie Della Siepe - doing prepared sets AND improvised sets off audience suggestions. 2 rounds. 2 fast. 2 furious. improv.com/hollywood/ev...
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Ill-Prepared ft. Matt Catanzano, Mandy Martino, Dan Donohue, Maxx Eddy, Jessica Michelle Singleton, and Eddie Della Siepe! at Hollywood Improv (13677774)
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Josh Ruben @joshruben.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
V 😍 D T 😍 M 😍 R R 😍 W
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Watching deleted scenes from #TheMonkey
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
One of my most favorite movies of all time (by my favorite director, Joe Dante) is MATINEE This pic from Saturday’s “The Last Video Store” show looks like a still from a screening of MANT (It’s actually a Tremors Graboid attacking David Zaslav…) Really proud of this show #physicalmedia #horror
Finale of Saturday’s The Last Video Store show. A Graboid attacks warlord David Zaslav The cast/crew of The Last Video Store at Lyric HyperionMatt Catanzano presents “the Last Video Store” comedy variety show
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Made a list of *romantic* movies for Valentines Day weekend (most feature murder. But, like, romantic murder) #horror boxd.it/DVqro
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Alternative Valentine’s Day Movies
A little dark. A little gross. A little goofy. But romantic And a couple Cusack.
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Well, the day has come. I liked #HeartEyesMovie so much that I JOINED Letterboxd! RIP all projects I was working on. I’ll never make those daily pages. I rate movies full time Long live HEK 😍🔪 Congratulations @michaelkennedy.bsky.social & @joshruben.bsky.social & everyone involved boxd.it/8JTnn7
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A ★★★★★ review of Heart Eyes (2025)
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
In one week, we celebrate rom-coms and #PhysicalMedia with special guests, trivia, live music, and monster puppets. Plus, I regale the crowd with stories from when I worked at a Hollywood Video in Medford, MA 💀🤘 The Last Video Store 💀📼💀 www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Doing a comedy show set in a video store in the future where streaming has destroyed Hollywood and physical media is currency and David Zaslav is an unhinged warlord who scours the earth to destroy any movies he finds It also has puppets Lyric Hyperion 2/15 9:30 www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
The Last Video Store poster
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Well, the day has come. I liked #HeartEyesMovie so much that I JOINED Letterboxd! RIP all projects I was working on. I’ll never make those daily pages. I rate movies full time Long live HEK 😍🔪 Congratulations @michaelkennedy.bsky.social & @joshruben.bsky.social & everyone involved boxd.it/8JTnn7
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A ★★★★★ review of Heart Eyes (2025)
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
There’s a moment in #HeartEyesMovie where the killer’s POV narrows to a single heart, refocusing on a new target as the screen/sound design shake & bubble over with rage… I love it so much. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the emotional component added to the voyeurism of a slasher. Heart Eyes is 10/10
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a person wearing a mask with red hearts in their eyes and the words heart eyes on the bottom
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Two weeks! Bring your Valentine!
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Doing a comedy show set in a video store in the future where streaming has destroyed Hollywood and physical media is currency and David Zaslav is an unhinged warlord who scours the earth to destroy any movies he finds It also has puppets Lyric Hyperion 2/15 9:30 www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
The Last Video Store poster
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Remember when #horrormovies were an absolute blast? @joshruben.bsky.social does and he’s gifted us with the best rom/com in a decade that’s also somehow the best slasher movie(!) Funny & romantic. Scary & mean. one never sells out the other 🤘 Go see #HeartEyesMovie with a crowd. It’s the best 😍🔪
Heart Eyes premiereHeart Eyes movie in theaters 2/7
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Here’s some (bloody romantic) physical media I’m giving away at the next The Last Video Store show (from my personal collection!) - Spontaneous - Cherry Falls - Valentine - My Bloody Valentine - Freaky join us Saturday 2/15 9:30pm! 😍📼😍 www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
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The Last Video Store
A comedy variety show featuring Sketch, Videos, Trivia, Standup, and a deep unsettling love of movies -- Valentine's Day Weekend Edition!
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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
LA today
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Want to come to a comedy show that celebrates movies & physical media, benefits wildfire relief, AND features incredible guests like horror king @michaelkennedy.bsky.social promoting the best horror movie of the year (& best romcom in a decade) HEART EYES? 😍 🤘📼🤘 www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-v...
Poster for The Last Video Store show on Saturday 2/15
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This is worse than when U2 tried to give me a free album.
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Me: I should stop doomscrolling, put away my phone, and go to the movies to escape the horrors of the real world for a couple hours. Horror movies now: the only way to escape generational trauma and save your loved ones is to die
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
But he didn’t DO anything! Didn’t he Lisa, didn’t he? #tiktok
Bart takes up and gives up smoking on the Simpsons
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Matt Catanzano @mattcatanzano.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A quiet ghost story for a cold winter evening. Catch it in theaters as a nice immersive break from real world horrors. Carpenter’s THE FOG vibes without any of the fun - and I mean that as a compliment! #horror #theDamnedmovie
Official poster for the movie THE DAMNED
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