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Chase Mitchell

@chasemit.bsky.social
14.6K followers 794 following 1K posts

Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everything's gonna be fine! They've got their best guys on it
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like displaying heads on pikes
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorkin just got back from promoting the film on the surface of the sun
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was actually his campaign slogan
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sunday Night Slop
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Real full-circle moment for Fox, hiring the guy whose cousin built the network by doing 9/11
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You simply cannot redesign one of the most famously articulate puppet creations of all time with this level of apathy. He looks like Spirit Halloween animatronic
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This guy is like Saw Gerrera — his cause is righteous but his methods insane
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*Kash Patel emerging out of the shadows like Nick Fury* “I’m putting together a team”
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yet again, Robert Kraft pays for a happy ending
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A great sequel up there with The Godfather Part II
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mfer looks like an elementary school class drew on the walls
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Randomly looked up "Armenian mafia" on wikipedia today and the header image for the article is the corner i live on lol
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Create-a-Character-ass outfit
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You can’t add inches to your life
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Been calling this movie "Dark Green Book"
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Police are on the lookout for a suspect whose beauty is beyond compare with fiery locks of auburn hair
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Could not have picked a funnier thing to say
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
See a penny pick it up, all day long you’ll GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND MOTHERFUCKER
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How it feels when a website makes you disable your ad blocker
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Unused tagline for The Sopranos
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You can tell she’s a J.K. Rowling fan because that is a Longbottom
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Love how this Fast & Furious-themed menu at CityWalk just absolutely gives up on naming the last item
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Odysseus when he strings the bow
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Seinfeld episode where their shower heads don’t work
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
😘👌
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Been awaiting this almost as much as the movie
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They’re doing a Trap in the stadium that night but to catch guys who owe child support
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ah I actually can’t handle this one
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s always good to eulogize your friends with “is dead!”
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is like dress rehearsal for the day the other thing happens
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Shabadadoo you take this woman
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Travis Kelce is having a day like a golden retriever that’s getting put down tomorrow
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Standing out there holding one of these
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They’re saying no one has ever been deader
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A sentence that keeps getting impossibly worse
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I like that this combination of photos makes it look like Trump just found out he’s pregnant
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thank you sir — I will get back to working on my pilot script, The Farting Pope
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just emptying a clip at the color green
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Amending my anti death penalty stance for one guy
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This looks like a maximum security prison
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Comedy fans, especially fans of ZAZ or last year’s Naked Gun, check this out. It’s gay Airplane. Absolutely stuffed to the brim with jokes. Visual gags, runners, wordplay, the exact smart/dumb writing mix you want in a movie like this. Had a blast. Ru specifically is excellent as the Leslie Nielsen
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Attention mob guys, time to beat his ass again
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The only thing Bill Maher has in common with Mark Twain is using the N-word
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