Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 11hThe entire world is falling apart because ten percent of the population got hypnotized by a fucking speak and spell. I hate it here. 218241
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 11hThe entire world is falling apart because ten percent of the population got hypnotized by a fucking speak and spell. I hate it here. 218241
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 11hI won't let people use their phones at my fantasy football draft, let alone whatever horseshit this is. And if I found out some geek was using a robot to run their team, not only would I kick them out of the league, I would kick them into a volcano 61015
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I purposefully bought stuff in three different camo patterns to steal valor and wear on my hot girl walks. Will I blend in to everything? Nothing? Am I everywhere? I Am ungovernable. Only God can judge me, but he has to find me first 11308
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I purposefully bought stuff in three different camo patterns to steal valor and wear on my hot girl walks. Will I blend in to everything? Nothing? Am I everywhere? I Am ungovernable. Only God can judge me, but he has to find me first 11308
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anytime I see that one AI paint brush font I report the user to the FBI for making terroristic threats. 5832
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anyway, using AI makes me think you’re morally bankrupt, talentless, and a lazy piece of shit. Thanks 0394
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As all AI slop is. But I really fucking hate that font. True dogshit. Embarrassing 0130
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anytime I see that one AI paint brush font I report the user to the FBI for making terroristic threats. 5832
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Building A Mystery came on satellite radio after I dropped my wife off. I cranked it. This is a true banger and I forgive Sarah Mclachlan for all the sad dog commercials. 1422
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They tell you not to root for injuries in sports, then the prime time NFL game is Tall Joe Rogan Antivax Dumbest MotherFucker Ever To Come Out Of Cal versus Two Dozen Sexual Assault Allegations. I’m rooting for compound fractures. 1031031
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes that’s why I didn’t say “graduate” I said “come out of.” 080
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thanks Bezos. Love to get a weekly reminder about Herbstreit being a total piece of irredeemable shit 0131
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They tell you not to root for injuries in sports, then the prime time NFL game is Tall Joe Rogan Antivax Dumbest MotherFucker Ever To Come Out Of Cal versus Two Dozen Sexual Assault Allegations. I’m rooting for compound fractures. 1031031
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’re telling me the Monsanto Corporation For Evil Science can’t grow good watermelons year round? Grow up. What are we paying these scientists to do? Loaf around? Lazy pricks 2240
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If my wife didn’t get me an emergency cosmic crisp apple, I’d be on the roof right now. 0121
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m no agriculture doctor but whatever they do to watermelons between July and September 1st THEY NEED TO KEEP DOING IT. It’s like one leaf changes colors and the watermelon farmers start fertilizing with rat poison. I hate it here. 3280
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One or more of mine died two months ago and every time I see the warning light I want to drive off a bridge 030
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t know how you continue the show after watching the video of Adam Hangman Page sobbing into his hands talking about Pac. Like it was rough enough seeing Danielson walking out crying. AEW man. 1182
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I heard Marc eats dog shit with a fancy spoon and tells everyone it’s chocolate ice cream. 0220
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cold and rainy weekend. I bought some nice eBay sweaters and was looking into where to get good apple cider donuts and fully become the King Of Fall and now it’s going to be 80 degrees on October 1st so I might fuck around and jump in front of a speeding locomotive 2813
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cold and rainy weekend. I bought some nice eBay sweaters and was looking into where to get good apple cider donuts and fully become the King Of Fall and now it’s going to be 80 degrees on October 1st so I might fuck around and jump in front of a speeding locomotive 2813
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On second thought, burn these uniforms immediately. Maybe keep the helmets though. 0140
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m an NFL uniform traditionalist, but these weirdo futuristic Bills costumes aren’t too bad. 130
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The single best outfit in movie history. Jeans, denim shirt, tie, sport coat, peacoat, hiking boots, aviators, and a Doxa Sharkhunter dive watch on a leather strap. No one has ever gone that hard 6482
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've been putting together a version of this outfit for like 20 years. And I'm only ALMOST there. 0200
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The single best outfit in movie history. Jeans, denim shirt, tie, sport coat, peacoat, hiking boots, aviators, and a Doxa Sharkhunter dive watch on a leather strap. No one has ever gone that hard 6482
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The single best outfit in movie history. Jeans, denim shirt, tie, sport coat, peacoat, hiking boots, aviators, and a Doxa Sharkhunter dive watch on a leather strap. No one has ever gone that hard 1240
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A List Of Names Of Nic Cage Characters To Read Aloud Like Casting A Spell: -Cameron Poe -Memphis Raines -Castor Troy -Stanley Goodspeed -Enrico Silvestri -Captain Antonio Corelli -Sailor Ripley -Little Junior Brown -Rayford Steele -H.I. McDunnough -Benjamin Franklin Gates -Balthazar 4369
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A List Of Names Of Nic Cage Characters To Read Aloud Like Casting A Spell: -Cameron Poe -Memphis Raines -Castor Troy -Stanley Goodspeed -Enrico Silvestri -Captain Antonio Corelli -Sailor Ripley -Little Junior Brown -Rayford Steele -H.I. McDunnough -Benjamin Franklin Gates -Balthazar 4369
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Some actors embody roles, some actors make choices: Christian Bale necromancing Al Davis to bring the most and best deranged owner in NFL history to life. Nic Cage deciding to do live action Homer Simpson. Say what you will about this maniac, but he is making choices every second of every movie. 2332
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Overpacked and bought a suitcase on vacation. Wheels suck so I’m 10 videos deep into how to change suitcase wheels for skateboard wheels. Very excited to power-tool this perfectly fine suitcase into the dumpster and be stuck with two sets of something called “Powell Peralta Dragon Formula Wheels” 2793
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Overpacked and bought a suitcase on vacation. Wheels suck so I’m 10 videos deep into how to change suitcase wheels for skateboard wheels. Very excited to power-tool this perfectly fine suitcase into the dumpster and be stuck with two sets of something called “Powell Peralta Dragon Formula Wheels” 2793
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have a dill pickle buffalo. Some sugar free Carolina barbecue. Sriracha. Various horseradish mustards. Louisiana hot sauce. Various types of relishes. Spicy ketchup. Japanese bbq sauce. I can check the fridge and circle back if you need me to 8431
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Carrie Fisher held the Best Brunette In The World title belt an unprecedented 5 straight years, 77-82. It took the combined powers of Phoebe Cates, 1982, and Jamie Lee Curtis, 1983 to wrestle it away from her. Incredible run. Mount Rushmore stats. 210912
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Carrie Fisher held the Best Brunette In The World title belt an unprecedented 5 straight years, 77-82. It took the combined powers of Phoebe Cates, 1982, and Jamie Lee Curtis, 1983 to wrestle it away from her. Incredible run. Mount Rushmore stats. 210912
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Enjoy, you freaks www.clevelandkitchen.com/product/dill...clevelandkitchen.comDill Pickle Buffalo Everything Sauce | Cleveland KitchenBuffalo heat meets tangy dill pickle flavor in a creamy everything sauce built for bold taste and everyday dipping. 2193
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I bought something called Dill Pickle Buffalo Everything Sauce and I’m not going to gatekeep here, it goes hard as fuck. Don’t say I never did anything for you. 3443
Reposted by Mr. CaitMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I bought some shit called like “Dr Snoozey’s Night Night Level 10 California Macho Weed Sleep Tablets” in San Diego and I’m thinking of crushing up a couple and snorting them to either reset my circadian rhythm or send me to shadow realm. 4671
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026All I’m doing at 10am east coast time is being mad the games haven’t started yet. I’m willing to try a new path 150
