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Mr. Cait

@chas.bsky.social
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Red Skull. A Nazi piece of shit.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did this for you
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bought some shit called like “Dr Snoozey’s Night Night Level 10 California Macho Weed Sleep Tablets” in San Diego and I’m thinking of crushing up a couple and snorting them to either reset my circadian rhythm or send me to shadow realm.
The Bruce Willis in Die Hard saying “Jesus. Fuckin California”
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In Las Vegas Nevada visiting the statue of my wife
A man with too many buttons unbuttoned on his shirt in front of Vegas vicky neon sign at Circa casino
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is how my night is going. Some people never learn. She’s not some redneck bimbo. She’s the destroyer of worlds.
Comic book dr manhattan vaporizing people. The captions read “my wife” and “people on Bluesky starting Internet fights with my wife”
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is close as I’m prepared to get to a smartwatch and that’s only because I don’t trust the step tracker on my iPhone, and I still won’t pull the trigger on buying it. But it Is 1990’s Expansion Team Teal, which haunts me.
An eBay listing of a Casio step tracker digital watch in teal.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The decision to never join a gym again keeps leading me down weirder and weirder paths
A tube of friction labs secret stuff grip cream
A goruck rucking plate carrier. Which is like a backpack only without the part where you can pack it
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wasn’t kidding
A canister of whey protein, inexplicably flavored as Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger 
emblazoned on it.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The photo / the photographer
Orange cat emerging from his cubby hole clubhouse beneath the TV Photo of me in the reflection of TV. I wanted one picture of me on here where I’m not asleep
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You can just buy this. It’s on the internet for anybody. They don’t check. Why yes I would like 10 percent off my order at chilis. You’re very welcome for my service. Rangers lead the way or whatever
A screenshot of Troops Military Supply dot com featuring a guy in a moisture wicking army t shirt
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m not wrong here
Freedom strength screen shot of a sandbag. With a curious font choice
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The one movie quote I would seriously consider getting as a chest tattoo
Quint from Jaws saying “I’ll never put on a life jacket again.”
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
1986 Olympus Infinity point and shoot camera made in Japan. Period correct Tamrac point and shoot camera pouch made in the USA.
A 35mm film camera and camera bag from the 1980s
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
An email from outdoor research reading “bottoms built for everything”Drawing of a man saying “damn outdoor research ok!”
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You can’t get this level of dynamite on the River Thames, you filthy tea-sippers
An abomination bag of Doritos which mixes tangy pickle flavor and cool ranch. A powerful elixir strong enough to vaporize a king and serf alike. To us, this is medicine. A balm. To the manor born, this is a spell. A curse of the strongest magic. let them know fear
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’ve never been to Telluride. I’ve never been fly fishing. These animals called me to make sure I was serious I guess about this order. I told them I’d stop in and see them next time I was in Telluride visiting Ralph. Ralph Lauren. My real friend. I’m so sick.
Screenshot of something called “telluride angler” selling a Patagonia sun hoody
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Look at how small this stupid bag is! LOOK AT IT I SAID
An insane man holding an impossibly small stuff sack
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You know, like this 78 El Camino Black Knight
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Me just now: why did they put Bob Ross on the back of a quarter? It’s Frederick Douglass. You idiot. You fool. Come on, man. Get it together.
Bob Ross painting on the left. The back of a quarter on the right depicting Frederick Douglass IN THE EXACT SAME POSE FOR SOME REASON
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
What the fuck are you doing? What is going on? Who do you think you are?
eBay listing for Surf N Sea visor eBay listing for vintage NOS made in the USA croakies eBay listing for a Patagonia sun hoody eBay listing for Sperry deck shoes
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Instead of watching the Celtics game 7, I’m watching this banger. Roger Moore’s best film. They should have made 10 of these. And Jesus Christ did they used to really know how to make a movie poster
Ffolkes 1980 movie poster. North Sea Hijack (alternate title to Ffolkes 1980) movie poster
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We have a Vichy press, a Vichy opposition party, and a thousand billionaires who want you and yours to suffer and die as their slaves. But at the very least, Gritty, the great monster of Philadelphia, birthplace of the Constitution, can not be stopped by man or god.
Gritty, a monster of some kind, threatening an anthropomorphic flightless bird
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Its an homage to a homage
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It’s not like I’ve looked into starting an LLC called Ready Demolition Tucson Arizona. As far as you know.
Val Kilmer buying dynamite in Heat
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Before and after. My brain is cooked
Oxidized ping san wedge with paint splatter from a failed restoration attempt 
Same golf club much more shine
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Jeopardy question “skinny women can do this for you”Tom Hanks answering “what is not a damn thing”
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Look at these beauties my wife got me. God damn do I like a tiny bowl to mise en place some taco seasoning and hot sauce
A blue, orange, and brown Felt and Fat spice bowl next to a card reading handmade in Philadelphia
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
We did it, kids. We did it.
An orange and white volume knob between a mechanical keyboard and mouse for the computer.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
AI is a coward’s weapon. A liar’s weapon. AI is the weapon the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it. We have all we need. Return.
An IPhone 3G and an iPod nano
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You guys know about computers and the Internet and stuff, right? Serious question: where do I get that computer screen wallpaper? I am losing my mind. Thank you in advance for any help.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I mean look at these
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Now for the weather. Dirk, how much snow are we going to get? "So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. “ Thanks, Dirk.
Screenshot of Dirk Diggler as Brock Landers throwing karate kick
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
About what? Being a Nazi and liking CSAM? Fuck off
Nick Timiraos
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great. Fine. Good. Now go back to these uniforms and stop fucking around
Seattle Seahawks linebacker in 1990s throwback uniform looking great and not like a futuristic asshole
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Come on, Donnie, I jus cleaned that
Orange cat standing on a white desk on top of a mechanical keyboard
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
There isn’t. Yet. But there is a Panasonic boombox. Also please stop reading me for filth
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Shining like a diamond.
Freshly cleaned gray mechanical keyboard on a white desk
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Shines up pretty good. Going to hit the keys with my wife’s hairdryer like a real psycho
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Best I can do on short notice is an orange cat and an orange yeti.
Orange cat on the floor with an orange yeti mug
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Madonna mia…
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I mean look at this fucking beauty
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bo fucking Jackson. Los Angles Raiders.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Darnold outgunning Matt Stafford sure is something
Jim Downey saying “Sam Darnold? The Jets quarterback?”
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
He reports recent stress due to a lost cat,
which he believes contributed to an elevated blood pressure
reading earlier today.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
Print ad for a Nakamichi cassette deckPrint ad for a Nakamichi Dragon Cassette deck
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Serious question: where are the stores that sell these absolute fucking depth charges to the general public? Hi, I’d like to purchase half a gallon of nitro glycerin and a one match please! God damn bucket of uranium 235 at the bodega. Just bring back full power four locko. Enough is enough.
Screenshot of a real showing a jug full of dangerous miscellaneous dangerous liquor
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The energy I’m bringing into the new year
Uncle Baby Bill praying to God to bless the cocaine to give him the gas to beat this demon
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Arnold Schwarzenegger saying “when that Nazi Aaron Rodgers loses it’s like I am cumming it’s fantastic
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