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good-time charlie

@charline.tv
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america’s foremost undiscovered satirist assigned they/them at birth lapsed journalist; future skeleton chronically ill in a cool way, like the beastie boys poetry and more at: charline.tv

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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 6h
remembered I can sort of draw today and got markedly less sad
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 9h
boardwalk from beach, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
boardwalk from beach, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 9h
sure whereas in the past a hallmark of suits, salarymen, and yuppies was their independent thought and wild, freewheelin’ speech
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 10h
me 100%
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11h
When you think of it, whiteness is bitchmade and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper nihilist movement should seek to abolish it.
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 12h
in lieu of creating an onlyfans and no, not just because they wouldn’t approve me without a verifiable social media account, not that I would know, here is a link to where you can buy my poetry book, which is almost as fun to read as jerkin it is anyway potatochip.nyc/saturn-returns
potatochip.nyc
Saturn Returns by Charline Tetiyevsky | Poetry for the space age — Potato Chip, LLC
Explore Charline Tetiyevsky's poetry collection Saturn Returns, which examines adulthood, love, and self-awareness through irreverent humor alongside archival NASA photographs. Available for purchase ...
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 15h
😭
kanopy liking my post and yet not
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 15h
Bret Slater “The Importance of Being Ernidge,” 2014 acrylic on canvas
round canvas with abstract art hanging on a wall
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 18h
it is amazing that god gave us the whole beautiful, gorgeous, perfect earth and people used it to make LinkedIn? befuddling
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 19h
wondering if anyone possesses the finer arts such as discernment anymore
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oranges and figs #oilpainting #art
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 29/09/2026
why is pootie tang on kanopy 😭
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 28/09/2026
billboard, florida alligator farm, route 301, florida, 1979
billboard, florida alligator farm, route 301, florida, 1979
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 28/09/2026
I miss back when I just made and wrote about and sold zines and comix y’all
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 28/09/2026
Army of Darkness (1992)
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s monday again
arnold swartzinbigger taking a selfie and a terminator smiling like a doofus behind him
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 27/09/2026
some polyamorous published novelist asked me what I write so I told them maybe 25% of it (forms only, did not get farther than that) and they said “that’s a lot of genres” and boy howdy
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 27/09/2026
happy #shortpoemsunday! @tomsnarsky.bsky.social
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Tom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
happy #smallpoemsunday! 💜 feel free to share small poems you wrote or ones you love by other poets :) here’s one by Mary Baron~
Lines for a Critic

You say I live to use my life in verse
And this appalls you. Sir, I have done worse.
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 27/09/2026
cute how Rolling Stone is publishing livejournal rants about what I can only assume from context is some totally shit country western song that I haven’t heard because I don’t listen to trash, thanks? it’s not cachet, it is because I have good taste and I am obviously cooler than whoever wrote this
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 27/09/2026
I’d be a great hit man for the two days every month I am so premenstrual that I would literally do violence against a john wick number of baddies
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 26/09/2026
I don’t want a house I just want to go home
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 26/09/2026
2006
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 26/09/2026
2009
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 26/09/2026
if you feel the urge to use a chatbot simply redirect your energies and write a poem instead, conserving both water and brain cells
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Goombah” has intense proxy pro-left-communist vibes.
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Laurent Peraldi @tintamarre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Garry Winogrand
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
nothing but net. really enjoyed being on [redacted] and passing around wayne coyne in his cool dumb clear ball at a few fests
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
something about the Met Opera’s website feels very “hello and welcome to purgatory, please take a fiji water and have a seat and we’ll be with you shortly.”
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
William Carlos Williams wrote an epic poem about Paterson, NJ????? and I desperately need to read all of it thanks for your attention to this matter en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paterso...
en.wikipedia.org
Paterson (poem) - Wikipedia
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
I love disc horse bot. I toil for 200 pages to make this point and here he is just summing it up for me all at random.
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
palate cleanser from Richard Siken, the classic Scheherazade
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
oh baby it is because they are losers, incels, and sociopaths :)
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
(bursts into the room, exhausted, panting) hedda gobbler
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
it’s just a shanda!!!! azohen vey!!!!!!! so much mishegas
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok I’m through — talked to TSA agent she said it’s this week and they’re “randomly” choosing flights. I asked if it’s just to New York and she said it’s to everywhere. Then I was randomly selected for the baggage check (lol) and my guy went through every zipper, including my wallet 🤷‍♀️
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 17/09/2026
what I imagine it’s like to watch The Pitt:
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 24/09/2026
really upset soy milk is $6 because 1) why, it is bean water? and 2) I wrote a joke into a near-future comedy several years ago that it was $8 and now that joke seems stupid
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 23/09/2026
incel dorks who look like depressurized blobfish abound
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 23/09/2026
just read that Humphrey Bogart and Florence Foster Jenkins share a common ancestor and I don’t know why in particular I find that so hilarious
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 23/09/2026
finally a problem only poets can solve by using any and all variations at will (e.g., perhaps it is raisinette)
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 22/09/2026
I was looking for good editing music and xiu xiu is it for sure. their new album, Eraserhead Xiu Xiu, is transcendent like the gateway tapes lol
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the best part
Wow! There it goes. Which one
of us has to put society back
together after we
destroy it for
pleasure?
That’s the
best part!
We let the
next gen-
eration deal
with that.
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 22/09/2026
every time I see the name Matt, still, I think of Morgan Parker’s “Matt” and pretend it is all one Matt and am like this motherfucker is still at it huh sixthfinch.com/parker1.html
sixthfinch.com
Sixth Finch - Fall 2015 - Morgan Parker - MATT
Sixth Finch - Fall 2015 - Morgan Parker - MATT
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 22/09/2026
sometimes somebody tells me I speak in accented english and it feels like they have stolen a peek at some kind of secret before I even said they could see it
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 22/09/2026
raleigh, volley ball, south fallsburg, new york, 1978
raleigh, volley ball, south fallsburg, new york, 1978
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kimdorman.bsky.social @kimdorman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Annie Dillard / from Mornings Like This: Found Poems
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 22/09/2026
I looked across the busy bar and there he was, unchanged. had he been there the whole time? all twenty years? I took a deep breath and walked into the crowd, determined to meet him again: Napster
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