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good-time charlie

@charline.tv
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america’s foremost undiscovered satirist lapsed journalist, current writer-producer assigned they/them at birth publisher of poetry and more at charline.tv

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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 1h
i’m sorry but I would write Plague Zombies From Russia With Love in one second
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 16h
drew a short comic about a cunty, delusional postapocalyptic donut
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 04/10/2026
trying to “be less indoors” and “go outdoors more”
the great outdoors (wheatpasted graffiti by a gas station)
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 04/10/2026
ку
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 04/10/2026
me rn
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 04/10/2026
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/10/2026
haha! there it is! when it looks like a duck and quacks, etc.
A clip from the “short stature” wiki page detailing how Eli Lilly pathologized shortness to try and sell their HGH lmao
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/10/2026
ok dokie just learned about the insane movie made by tippi hendren and her then-husband with their kids, a set where melanie griffith had her face mauled by a lion so badly she needed plastic surgery and jan de bont got fully fuckin scalped?!
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 02/10/2026
me hanging with my dad
a photograph of curtis sliwa holding mayor mamdani’s hand as they both get flu shots
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 02/10/2026
(whistling)
a WIP comic that is half-inked
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 30/09/2026
sure whereas in the past a hallmark of suits, salarymen, and yuppies was their independent thought and wild, freewheelin’ speech
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 30/09/2026
😭
kanopy liking my post and yet not
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 30/09/2026
Bret Slater “The Importance of Being Ernidge,” 2014 acrylic on canvas
round canvas with abstract art hanging on a wall
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 28/09/2026
can you tell that I am not exactly a romantic?
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 27/09/2026
happy #shortpoemsunday! @tomsnarsky.bsky.social
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 26/09/2026
2006
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 26/09/2026
2009
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
something about the Met Opera’s website feels very “hello and welcome to purgatory, please take a fiji water and have a seat and we’ll be with you shortly.”
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
man I am hollllerin at this
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
palate cleanser from Richard Siken, the classic Scheherazade
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/09/2026
oh baby it is because they are losers, incels, and sociopaths :)
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 22/09/2026
this whole quoted thread has such fun bits and pieces of my adolescence. so many bands I caught live as openers like Man Man (lotta repeating words as names in the 00s) and loved so much and completely forgot about. phew they were fucking good
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 22/09/2026
I was looking for good editing music and xiu xiu is it for sure. their new album, Eraserhead Xiu Xiu, is transcendent like the gateway tapes lol
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 22/09/2026
A screenshot of Matt by Morgan Parker
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 21/09/2026
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 18/09/2026
...detonate the IED implanted in my uterus? …kick your head clean off your body? …die of natural causes? what?
Some random piece of shit messaging me on a dating app: Hey beautiful id love to eat you out until you…
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 16/09/2026
I appreciate the mayor’s updated vision zero plan and any prioritization of pedestrians, but I particularly appreciate its inclusion of this goofy photo with his letter lol
the mayor looking gleefully like he just learned how to ride a bike
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 16/09/2026
horse got short bangs today
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 16/09/2026
absolute banger, edna
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 16/09/2026
my girl edna st. vincent millay. her collection is huge, making it a perfect oracle book
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 13/09/2026
for now this pseudo-confessional is called Take 2. it is a #poem in the spirit of today being @tomsnarsky.bsky.social’s #shortpoemsunday. happy sunday to all those who maintain a sense of time
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 12/09/2026
Teen Talk Barbie saying “math class is tough!”
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 11/09/2026
we call it “soylent stix”
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 04/09/2026
(defensively)
a sign in a bookstore that says: I CAN READ BOOKS
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/09/2026
cheers babe
me holding up a wine glass in front of a fireplace. it’s full of wasabi peas
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/09/2026
did I die is this heaven
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/09/2026
AS THIS WAS SENDING???? helloo????
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/09/2026
girl some shit ran by my feet squeakin so I was like word, country rat, but no!
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/09/2026
very busy theater (the two other dudes were behind me)
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/09/2026
oh I am scream
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 03/09/2026
may birds violate our stupid society’s shitty rules forever amen
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 02/09/2026
pick? for me? governing by breitbart-buzzfeed listicle???? pour moi????
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 02/09/2026
happy #weirdpoemwednesday from this fugue state weirdo of a poem, @tomsnarsky.bsky.social
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 02/09/2026
what???? whatever!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw!
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 01/09/2026
I went outside and it was great
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 28/08/2026
yesterday I saw a car the color of a tomato. here is a #poem about something unrelated. it is a #haiku but in a new jersey accent “wires“ has 2 syllables (why-yurrs), so I dunno, isn’t math kind of subjective? anyway, I want a tomato car too.
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 26/08/2026
happy #weirdpoemwednesday, here is one from Denise Duhamel’s collection The Star-Spangled Banner @tomsnarsky.bsky.social
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 25/08/2026
a photo of the manhattan skyline far beyond the local cemetery
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 23/08/2026
those are my favorites too!!!!!! and my friend had the same thought about the whistling 😂
my friend texting, “good whistler though”
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good-time charlie @charline.tv · 23/08/2026
I feel like this sums it up on my end
an inflatable santa, half-deflated, face down on the sidewalk between my old 99 cent corner store and the spanish-language-only AA meeting spot
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