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Charles the Goblin

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Tinker Goblin. Dandy. Twice blessed by Queen Mab. Envoy of the Winter Court. Pronouns: They/Them. May I have YOUR name?

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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 10/10/2026
hey if you're on this app to escape the hellscape of the former bird app it seems counterintuitive to constantly repost or post in detail about awful stuff from there to over here Now we just have two doomscroll apps, just that this one is seeing the doom through a very thin pane of glass
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Learn how to get totally unnecessary diseases by not consenting to vaccines from a man who sexually assaults not-consenting women." (Russell Brand's trial for seven criminal charges including rape and sexual assault starts less than two weeks after this unseemly appearance for RFK, Jr.)
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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Over the past months, I've seen a lot of headlines/news coverage written like this: "WH does [fill in the blank] *despite* court order." No! It is *in violation* of the court order. "Despite" makes it seem like their choice. It is not!
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 18/09/2026
Not to brag, but I'm so sleepy. Anyone else sleepy rn? Reblog if you're sleepy.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Treaty of Tripoli, which was negotiated and signed while George Washington was president: "Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion." Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution? A: Zero.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mamdani is writing the playbook for how Democrats must continue to communicate with voters after Election Day. He could have done the usual thing and disappear after winning but if anything he’s communicating even MORE now.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Be the type of human that *doesn't* make this face after being told genocide is amoral.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If John Fetterman hates being a senator so much he can always—and should—make his way to the nearest exit door. He is a public servant, not an indentured one. Bye!
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Charles the Goblin @charlesthegoblin.com · 01/09/2026
For the last month I've been conducting an experiment. And surprisingly, it worked! charlesthegoblin.com/blog/i-put-a...
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I Put an IVR Between Spam Callers and My Cell Phone for One Month. Here's What Happened.
120 incoming calls. 101 unwanted. Zero unwanted calls reached my phone.
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Charles the Goblin @charlesthegoblin.com · 29/08/2026
I made this.
A small dark gray Moai head magnet with a stone-like finish, resting on a printed recipe page.
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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026
Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Octavia E. Butler’s novel “Parable of the Talents” depicts a dystopian United States run by Christian Nationalists. Their slogan is “Make America Great Again.” Published in 1998, many years before Trump’s political career, but this poem in the book prophesied Trump. (Poem from @zymplex.bsky.social)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common. It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
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Cherry Wanders (Wayward Pussy Inn) @cherrywanders.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
USPS is not in charge of election integrity - your job is to deliver mail. Stay in your lane.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Heckuvajob, Petey!”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today’s Civics Lesson Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution. Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress. Lesson over.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mitch McConnell was so exhausted by his stay in the hospital, his “rehab” consists exclusively of a long nap. In the dirt.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Seven years ago, speaking to the pernicious atheists at the Freedom From Religion Foundation conference. Alas, no converts. Some people are so stubborn in their affection to reality! Sad.
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 05/08/2026
👏Every👏Single👏Time👏
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Sen. Cynthia Lummis dramatically says "I don't know" when asked by Fox News if Ossoff and Warnock were duty elected
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"The racehorse theory" is a eugenics dogwhistle, popular with the Nazis, about whether people have "good" genes or "bad" genes. It is also a surprising thing to say when your own father had dementia.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So when Barrack Obama was running everything in 2016, and Trump won, the election was fair? But when Donald Trump was running everything in 2020, and Trump lost, the election was rigged and stolen? How does that make sense? Oh, it doesn't! It's a lie.
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Charles the Goblin @charlesthegoblin.com · 04/07/2026
“Antifa” was useful when he needed a shadowy domestic enemy, but it’s too diffuse and eventually runs into the problem that anti-fascism sounds… not bad to normal people.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not one man who used Jeffrey Epstein to help them rape underage girls has been arrested. But a man has been arrested for placing his hand the Reflecting Pool's water. #NationalPriorities
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think if we got enough people to dress up in frog costumes and dance around the reflecting pool, it might trigger a rage stroke. Let's get that nosebleed started
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4
Aunt Fritzi comes out as bisexual today
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The world's first trillionaire received 38 Billion Dollars from the US government. But, no, we won't have enough money to pay for school lunches for your kids. Or give you healthcare. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This idiot hasn't heard a lie he won't thoughtlessly regurgitate. First, protesters are *not* being paid. Second, even if they were, you can't legally "go after" them when they have a First Amendment right to protest, a right that doesn't disappear if they are paid. Shut up for a change, Markwayne.
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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
you’re gonna make it. no funny goth/horror similes no crafty pop culture tie in no zingy last line just the fact that you are going to make it you are enough if you left us there would be a deficit in the universe you are not the only person who struggles with believing this
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Tegan 🏳️‍⚧️ @tegantales.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"Person, woman, cat, toaster, TV. Is there a word for those big wooden things with green stuff on top? They are everywhere! I think it would be cool if I invented a word for them. People will thank me and know how smart I am. Where the hell is this thing that also doesn't have a name yet going?"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Republicans can buy elections but, apparently, not singers who are liked or respected.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If Republicans are so afraid of James Talarico that they are stupidly attacking his masculinity, maybe screeching cuck cadaver Stephen Miller isn’t the best person for that particular message.
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RogueResistanceKnitter 🥄🐸 @rogueresistknitter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
MS NOW is reporting on this and wanted to pass it along. Anything you see that carries the name Freedom 250 is a felon trademarked event. He's making money off it. Anything that is named America 250 is an official anniversary event. Know the difference.
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DJ Junk @joe-crowder.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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💙🏳️‍🌈 Kh’ymm (aka Goldie) 🏳️‍🌈💙 @thegoldfishmind.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Seriously. This is disgraceful, disgusting and completely expected put of this crowd. No class whatsoever. #Pinks
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
☕ #Art by Hook Hope
Morning coffee for skully
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Morgie Megadakka @orcmom.lol · 30/04/2026
Stop trying to be perfect, and immediately start trying to be more horny, deranged, unhinged, and unapologetically queer and weird 😌✨
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Concerned Person @concerned-person.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So a trans woman gives a bloke a blow job and she goes to jail because he's embarrassed, yet 2 boys committing gang rape get a community order and no jail time. The UK judiciary is truly fucked up. Democracy is dead. The rule of law is dead. Only right wing cis het, white patriarchy remains.
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Karli! @karlicartoons.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Lotta y’all have some deprogramming to do because these mentalities listed below are literally ruining the internet and all online community spaces
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James @thasceles.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Apropos of nothing, in the unlikely event that after my death Helen Lewis thinks I'm significant enough that she claims I'm a terf, I'd like to say that she's full of shit. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Non-binary people are valid. If you disagree, fuck off, I've nothing to say to you.
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Hally @xilrayne.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
WE SHALL SHINE FOREVER, TOGETHER!
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Cherry Wanders (Wayward Pussy Inn) @cherrywanders.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
R set up a GFM to try and help me, help my mom until I can get my footing. I loathe posting this and asking, but emergencies are emergencies and I'm drowning. gofund.me/b28e8bb85
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Donate to Support Cherry as She Cares for Her Mom, organized by Randy Wothke
My name is Randy Wothke and you may know of my band, The Rogues. I'm starting a G… Randy Wothke needs your support for Support Cherry as She Cares for Her Mom
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Charles the Goblin @charlesthegoblin.com · 21/05/2026
I oppose the way criticism of the Israeli government is routinely conflated with antisemitism. Jewish people deserve safety and dignity. Palestinians deserve safety and dignity. No government should be shielded from accountability by accusing critics of bigotry.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
And if you are wondering whom those Trump drones will be defending the White House from, grab a mirror.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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