Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Some of the young people at work are calling me “Unc”. Thats what I get for coming here with the Clyde Drexler hairline. 161
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The police scanner app said there was a bunch of boxes of stolen liquor next to my job. I went to go make a citizens arrest but there was no liquor 😢 040
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 10/05/2026There’s a post-credit scene where Professor X tries to recruit her to the X Men, but she chose to stay with Ms Honey and bake cookies & shit. 051
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 29/04/2026They got the No Country for Old Men doohickey 🔥🔥🔥🔥media.tenor.coma man is holding a gun and asking would you hold still pleaseALT: a man is holding a gun and asking would you hold still please 000
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I went down a rabbit hole of reels from a factory farm. They were putting down pigs, but it only made me hungry. Am I a bad person? 010
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I was in the college brochure not paying attention 150
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 14/03/2026What did y'all look like in college? Fun times 🤣🤣🤣🤣 011
Reposted by Charles J. MooreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026Verizon: Your bill is ready Me: Well, I'm not 111140
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I’ve gotta stop yelling “run bitch!” during suspenseful scenes. I’m not, but still. 061
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I went to my 20 year high school reunion last year & found out a former classmate vanished. I guess Rebecca wanted to go off the grid. 010
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 25/02/2026That’s talent. I was only able to hide my car for a few months before they got me. 230
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 22/02/2026A coworker wanted to show me some of his favorite battle rap. Please get this angry-ass spoken word out my face. 176
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 18/02/2026“Day after daaaaay seems like I push against the clouds…” 0179
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is the most loseriest shit I’ve ever seen 050
Reposted by Charles J. MooreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026I'm at a science fair meeting and it's getting testy....my hypothesis is that if your mama has a mustache she is going to argue with the teacher 5417
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Fuck AI. If I want a bad cartoon pic I’ll do it myself. 106015
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I don’t know what Bad Bunny is saying but I feel it in my shoulders 0174
Reposted by Charles J. MooreC. ♡ @charnotshar.bsky.social · 28/01/2026As far as I’m concerned what happened to Illhan was a HATE CRIME! Everyone on Illhan’s security detail needs to be FIRED! He could have killed her and they aren’t moving fast enough! 13215
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I’m snowed in at work playing “whites only” Guess Who 270
Reposted by Charles J. Mooreceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally 291274966170
Reposted by Charles J. MooreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 21/01/2026My hotel options near the job are $265 a night and $43 a night. Them buildings shouldn't even be on the same street lol 2443
Reposted by Charles J. MooreArif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 18/01/2026media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo stands next to a boy with the words game recognize game and you lookin kinda unfamiliar right nowALT: a man in a tuxedo stands next to a boy with the words game recognize game and you lookin kinda unfamiliar right now 12510
Reposted by Charles J. MooreJoanna "Ms. Crow" Blackhart [They/Them] @joannablackhart.com · 16/01/2026I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick. pls RT "La Migra" - common slang for ICE "La Patrulla" - "The Patrol" "No digas nada" - "Say nothing." ¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?" "¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?" Escondense - Hide 20924571
Reposted by Charles J. MooreVincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 16/01/2026The 4th Amendment needs a PR machine like the 1st and 2nd amendments have. ICE is kicking down doors without warrants or exceptions to the warrant requirement. 11421
Reposted by Charles J. MooreThe Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 15/01/2026It used to mean they was off cheating 21812
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 16/01/2026My old job would do this & then give us ink pens & shit instead of a bonus. 031
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I’ve seen how Cam Newton types so this wasn’t surprising 041
Reposted by Charles J. MooreRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Tony Romo just said he thinks whoever wins this game has a shot at going to the Super Bowl which is in fact how the postseason is structured 601613119
Reposted by Charles J. MooreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10/01/2026If see you stealing groceries I ain't seen shit 24123
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 04/01/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit is talking to a football player who is wearing a green and white jersey .ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a football player who is wearing a green and white jersey . 071
Reposted by Charles J. MooreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 04/01/2026Look mama it's me 27618
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 27/12/2025One more. The Bible says that 7 is the number of completion. 040
Reposted by Charles J. MooreSam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 26/12/202512YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.” 28151632702
