Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Some of the young people at work are calling me “Unc”. Thats what I get for coming here with the Clyde Drexler hairline. 161
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The police scanner app said there was a bunch of boxes of stolen liquor next to my job. I went to go make a citizens arrest but there was no liquor 😢 040
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 10/05/2026There’s a post-credit scene where Professor X tries to recruit her to the X Men, but she chose to stay with Ms Honey and bake cookies & shit. 051
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 29/04/2026They got the No Country for Old Men doohickey 🔥🔥🔥🔥media.tenor.coma man is holding a gun and asking would you hold still pleaseALT: a man is holding a gun and asking would you hold still please 000
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I went down a rabbit hole of reels from a factory farm. They were putting down pigs, but it only made me hungry. Am I a bad person? 010
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I was in the college brochure not paying attention 150
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 14/03/2026What did y'all look like in college? Fun times 🤣🤣🤣🤣 011
Reposted by Charles J. MooreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026Verizon: Your bill is ready Me: Well, I'm not 111140
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I’ve gotta stop yelling “run bitch!” during suspenseful scenes. I’m not, but still. 061
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I went to my 20 year high school reunion last year & found out a former classmate vanished. I guess Rebecca wanted to go off the grid. 010
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 25/02/2026That’s talent. I was only able to hide my car for a few months before they got me. 230
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 22/02/2026A coworker wanted to show me some of his favorite battle rap. Please get this angry-ass spoken word out my face. 176
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 18/02/2026“Day after daaaaay seems like I push against the clouds…” 0179
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is the most loseriest shit I’ve ever seen 050
Reposted by Charles J. MooreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026I'm at a science fair meeting and it's getting testy....my hypothesis is that if your mama has a mustache she is going to argue with the teacher 5417
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I’ve had it the whole time, my mustache partially covers it. Go look at an old pic on my fb 000
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Fuck AI. If I want a bad cartoon pic I’ll do it myself. 106015
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Aw man, I go fired a while back. I was really bad at selling cars 100
Charles J. Moore @charles270.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I don’t know what Bad Bunny is saying but I feel it in my shoulders 0174
Reposted by Charles J. MooreC. ♡ @charnotshar.bsky.social · 28/01/2026As far as I’m concerned what happened to Illhan was a HATE CRIME! Everyone on Illhan’s security detail needs to be FIRED! He could have killed her and they aren’t moving fast enough! 13215
