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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My girlfriend has started to notice that I'm on my phone in the middle of the night and I'm taking it into the bath with me. She probably thinks im having an affair but in reality I'm trying to hide all the expensive warhammer 40k stuff I'm buying for my new Ork army.

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My intrusive thoughts are things like setting up a side gig as an etsy witch or homeopath or some other woowoo bullshit I don't believe in but can reasonably fake for money

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"In 2026, Francis Neagley investigated a cult operating out of a farm in Chicago, 37 years after the release of Belgian techno hit Pump Up the Jam"

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why is it always "I won't stream this game because it uses AI" and never "I won't stream this game because the studio implements mandatory crunch time that separates their workers from their families and has a measurable health impact"?

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The 2026 remake of 12 angry men seems to have gone in a very different direction

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Based on a conversation I had yesterday:

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Christ talking to rightwing #40k fans is exhausting: Me: The Imperium aren't supposed to be the good guys Them: Yes they are Me: *Pulls out GW's statement on them not being good* Them: That's what Chaos would say Me: They're a satire *another quote* Them: GW aren't the authority on the setting 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Forget "In space, noone can hear you scream." This is still the greatest tagline ever printed on a film poster.

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I have been listening to this goddamn earworm for days now and it's not stopping any time soon. LOOT DAT BODY www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqL...

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Perception Check (Official Music Video) - Tom Cardy

YouTube video by Tom Cardy

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Holy crap I think that's the first time I've ever had an emergency alert on my phone, I don't even get the test ones. That scared the shit out of me

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Just realised I've never actually posted a mini on here. Partially because I suck at painting and partially because I hate doing it. Original 54mm Judge body with Puppetswar bits added (scaled to 115%). Magnetised hands & back eagle #54mm #inquisitor #arbites #paintingminiatures #warhammer40k

Collage of views of a 54mm Adeptus Arbites Arbitrator model, converted to have modular arms

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I swear to god whoever decided my house needed 10ft tall ceilings needs a slap. Fire alarm battery beeping is driving me fucking insane. I changed the batteries 6 months ago!

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Bold choice of #BatmanCapedCrusader to base their version of the Joker on...Werner Herzog, I guess? Not so much "Ha ha" funny as "Behold the desolate landscape of our meaningless existence" funny

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"We're making a prequel about Ebenezer Scrooge" "The guy who famously hates Christmas, from A Christmas Carol?" "That's the one" "We're going to find out why he hates Christmas?" "That was covered in the original, but yes" "What holiday should we release it on?" "Thanksgiving"

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My goth girlfriend is head over heels for this linin set She's bat-sheet crazy

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Teenager takes friend's car for a joyride, almost sleeps with his mother

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SPENDING AN IRRESPONSIBLE PORTION OF MY INCOME ON WARPOUNDER 40K MINIATURES out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX38K2DL or true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

cover of POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SPENDING AN IRRESPONSIBLE PORTION OF MY INCOME ON WARPOUNDER 40K MINIATURES featuring shirtless man on the left and on the right is a model space craft probably from the BUTT MARINES: BUTT ANGELS warpounder 40k army they are in a blurry games shop

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I know I shouldn't laugh I know I shouldn't But I just can't help myself Still going to be watching #Avatar for Toph regardless but holy shit dude, phrasing

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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

'Just nipping down to B&Q for some more emulsion, do you want anything?' 'Yeah can you get us a Warhammer Space Marine Reiver LED Resin Helmet please?' www.diy.com/search?term=... (Yes I know they're online only, shush)

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Search results | DIY at B&Q

Shop through our wide selection of Warhammer at B&Q. Be inspired, here you'll find everything you need. Order online or check in store today.

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tuomaspirinen.bsky.social @tuomaspirinen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

John Blanche has died. Absolutely devastating news. I have no words right now. It will have to wait. Farewell, old friend.

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Michael Sanders @michael-sanders.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

This is what people have to resort to if you shame people for playing Warhammer.

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Christ #TheyWillKillYou is the most Tarantino-coded non-Tarantino film I've ever seen

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Cheekysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Happy 100, big man

A picture of David Attenborough, in a slight B Boy pose, doctored so he is wearing a cap and carrying a can, in a slightly. The title is David Atten-bruh, and it's captioned "Planet's fucked, fam'

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/05/2026

This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.

you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I want a manga with an elder millennial protag who is blessed by truck-kun (specifically Final Destination 2 Log Truck-kun) and when offered the chance to be reincarnated he has flashbacks to 9/11, the Iraq war, Coronavirus, Trump, exorbitant house prices and they just go "You know what? I'm good"

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Andi Ewington @andiewington.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

The French Revolution was not kind to The Aristocats…

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

How it feels to wear glasses when you're eating hot noodles and they fog up

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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

The Trial of Soundwave('s patience)

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Aaaand...Laptop's given up the ghost. Not any of the removable/replaceable components so I suppose it's time to save up for a new one. Currently running off an old mini PC I had for running a print server: 4GB RAM with a 1.5GHz Celeron processor Pretty sure every phone I've had since 2010 is better

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Urgh the Plex skill got removed from the amazon UK alexa store. For fucks sake.

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Sad to hear that Specialist Arms is shutting down. An invaluable resource for Specialist/Fanatic games like #EpicArmageddon, #BattlefleetGothic, #Warmaster and all the other niche games GW produced. Their brothers over at the Conclave will miss them dearly.

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toast @utopiantoast.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

*duke nukem voice* sorry babe, i don't support monopolistic corporations, so i will not "netflix and chill" with you. in this house we support the real heroes: pirates. so why don't you come over and "plex and peg" instead

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I've been rewatching #stargate atlantis for the first time (Broadcast order in the UK was a bit screwy so this is my first time watching it in order) Exactly how many times do Atlantis need to be betrayed by the Genii / Ronan betrayed by "surviving Setedans" before pattern recognition kicks in?

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Tari Too @tari-too.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Let's go my fellow War Queers!

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Strangest thing in #StrangerThings season 5 so far has been them using the term Hoodie when it wasn't really popular until the 90s

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

It is baffling to me that in 2025 council forms aren't ALL available online as fillable PDFs Got a letter in the post today asking me to fill out the form on the back and either post it or scan it and email it to them. The document must already exist cos you printed it to post it to me!

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Who the fuck starts setting off fireworks at 4:30 on the 4th??

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

The entire concept of a "Twitch Con" is insane to me: "Oh, you've spent thousands of hours in your basement developing a parasocial relationship with a girl on a screen while your actual social skills atrophy? Pay us money and we'll let you get within smelling distance of her"

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

So when I moved in I got a temporary 5g router from Three to use until my Vodafone fibre got put in. Turns out Three's broadband can't be cancelled online, and fuck phone calls, so I've been paying a nominal fee for broadband I haven't used for 2 years. Today that has finally paid off

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Hamster Foundry @hamsterfoundry.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

🔍 Attention all Inquisitor players! Our new 54mm scale range is here, and these hand-selected sculpts are absolute stunners! 🌟 New releases every week, exclusively at Hamster Foundry. Explore the collection now—link in the bio! 🎨🖌️ #Inquisitor #TabletopGaming #Miniatures #54mm #3DPrinting

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I just bought three new micro SD cards because I have a ton of raspberry pis but can't find the cards for them. The cards are out for delivery I've literally just found two of the old ones

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