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Stefan Green

@charax.bsky.social
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I can wire anything directly into anything!

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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got copied in on a doctor's emails with a mother about her son's sports injuries and appointments. I let it go on for a couple of weeks before saying "this is all fascinating but you should probably check that you have the correct email address before discussing a child's medical information"
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a real shame Meta glasses got misused to the point where they are getting banned because I am terrible at remembering to take photos and it would be great to have a timelapse of going through a con from my POV without having to take my phone out every few minutes to snap something cool
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think you'd at least have to resculpt the arms. Even back then Yoofs were substantially skinnier and less muscled than Boys. The kruleboys with headswaps look pretty awesome though!
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But...where'd dey get da skinz on Gorkamorka? itz a desert, all sand an' stuff, no big beasts ta krump n' skin
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interesting, faces look a bit off but I can see that working, can't wait to see the progress!
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3D print the thin bases BUT weigh them down and/or magnetise them so they're more stable and can attach to the trukks more easily. There's no way in hell the OG bases will hold the new embiggened Orks without falling over. What's the plan for Yoofs?
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I liked the crewmember's stash growing into a weed forest in the lower decks, and the subsequent forest fire hotboxing the ship
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My girlfriend has started to notice that I'm on my phone in the middle of the night and I'm taking it into the bath with me. She probably thinks im having an affair but in reality I'm trying to hide all the expensive warhammer 40k stuff I'm buying for my new Ork army.
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me Grimlock Say: Drive Grimlock closer, Grimlock want to bite them! Fairly sure the Astreus is already the alt-mode of Armada Megatron
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My intrusive thoughts are things like setting up a side gig as an etsy witch or homeopath or some other woowoo bullshit I don't believe in but can reasonably fake for money
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well he definitely should be watched live. ....Supervised. That's the word I'm looking for, He definitely needs to be supervised. Chaperoned, even.
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Exactly my point!
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only artists think the process is the point. When I commission an artist, I'm paying for the end result, not whether it takes the artist an hour or a week, or how much emotion and soul they put into it The process only has value to those going through the process, everyone else only sees the output
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"In 2026, Francis Neagley investigated a cult operating out of a farm in Chicago, 37 years after the release of Belgian techno hit Pump Up the Jam"
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why is it always "I won't stream this game because it uses AI" and never "I won't stream this game because the studio implements mandatory crunch time that separates their workers from their families and has a measurable health impact"?
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The 2026 remake of 12 angry men seems to have gone in a very different direction
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"oh Jeff? Yeah he's got a condition we call 'Miner's Arm', chemicals in the rocks or summat causes it. Bunch of the guys have it, that extra arm and claw do come in handy, though..."
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Victorian prisoners would be a bit old now wouldn't they?
theguardian.com
Victorian prisoners to be sent out to repair roads under Labor’s pothole plan
Inmates would take over ‘basic’ road maintenance duties, allowing skilled crews to focus on fixing 500,000 potholes
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Based on a conversation I had yesterday:
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Its so worth it though. Moving my setup to Docker was a pain in the arse but it makes maintenance SO much easier. Need to roll back? Kill it, pull an old image, point it to the same config and library folders, done
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If I'm in the right headspace, sure, I can lock in and just code or write or sculpt for hours. I mean how are you supposed to concentrate when there's other people around being all peopley?
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Christ talking to rightwing #40k fans is exhausting: Me: The Imperium aren't supposed to be the good guys Them: Yes they are Me: *Pulls out GW's statement on them not being good* Them: That's what Chaos would say Me: They're a satire *another quote* Them: GW aren't the authority on the setting 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Aah Fancy Boy, and his famous catchphrase: "You should not possess cattle, sir!"
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sounds like the world just rolled you. They tried to warn you about that.
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just tried it out after seeing your post - Jellyfin works great, plex not so much (Gives you a huge long link code when plex only accepts 4 digits). Lots of fun though, I could easily see getting invested in customising the store
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Forget "In space, noone can hear you scream." This is still the greatest tagline ever printed on a film poster.
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Give it a couple of massive guns, titan proxy
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Any time someone refers to 3rd edition as oldhammer I throw up in my mouth a little
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One of the best SNL UK sketches. I kind of love how Blobby has become this meta-horror figure for the generation who never experienced him first time round. And we can spread so much misinformation because it's not like anyone's archived Noel's Fricking House Party
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Doors? You think DOORS will save you?
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I approve. Wholeheartedly. I will donate bathing suits laced with chum to this endeavour
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have been listening to this goddamn earworm for days now and it's not stopping any time soon. LOOT DAT BODY www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqL...
youtube.com
Perception Check (Official Music Video) - Tom Cardy
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The quirky episodes feel like "screw it, we know it's the last season, let's do whatever we want" The last episode had no stakes, it was boring (I played it at double speed and was STILL bored) and did not move any character arcs forward in any meaningful way. Next episode is the puppet one IIRC 🙄
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Holy crap I think that's the first time I've ever had an emergency alert on my phone, I don't even get the test ones. That scared the shit out of me
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sir, you did not submit the proper paperwork to deploy that nostalgia exterminatus
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My workflow for chitubox is: Angle models 45 degrees with the side with the most detail facing up Raise STLs up 5mm Apply auto-supports: - Light supports - support type: Adaptive - Mode: +Platform Everything else set to defaults I've done everything from 6mm infantry to 28mm tanks with this
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The version in your head is better than anything they would have made
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just realised I've never actually posted a mini on here. Partially because I suck at painting and partially because I hate doing it. Original 54mm Judge body with Puppetswar bits added (scaled to 115%). Magnetised hands & back eagle #54mm #inquisitor #arbites #paintingminiatures #warhammer40k
Collage of views of a 54mm Adeptus Arbites Arbitrator model, converted to have modular arms
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I swear to god whoever decided my house needed 10ft tall ceilings needs a slap. Fire alarm battery beeping is driving me fucking insane. I changed the batteries 6 months ago!
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Damn I miss Bulldog's merch so much. I used two of their pins on my model case so I'd be able to recognise it at events
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bold choice of #BatmanCapedCrusader to base their version of the Joker on...Werner Herzog, I guess? Not so much "Ha ha" funny as "Behold the desolate landscape of our meaningless existence" funny
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I mean he's been accused of this kind of stuff for years, if studios were going to stop hiring him or people were going to stop watching his films based on him having SA allegations against him they would have done it a long time ago www.easterneye.biz/jared-leto-s...
easterneye.biz
Jared Leto accused of sexual misconduct by nine women, including minors
Oscar-winning actor denies accusations as nine women come forward.
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"We're making a prequel about Ebenezer Scrooge" "The guy who famously hates Christmas, from A Christmas Carol?" "That's the one" "We're going to find out why he hates Christmas?" "That was covered in the original, but yes" "What holiday should we release it on?" "Thanksgiving"
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Seems odd to fund this from "anti-social businesses" like vape shops - I've never seen anyone stumble out of a vape shop and throw up in the street, or pick a fight because they've had too much to vape
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It never ends youtu.be/MusyO7J2inM
youtu.be
Watch the Football! ⚽ | That Mitchell and Webb Look - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My goth girlfriend is head over heels for this linin set She's bat-sheet crazy
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I've heard they work well with isopropyl alcohol but when I strip I use Biostrip20 which is far, far too viscous for those machines
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Teenager takes friend's car for a joyride, almost sleeps with his mother
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Also don't like the feathers on the mounts. They are explicitly alien creatures, not actual dinosaurs. They don't have to conform to our updated understanding of dinosaur anatomy!
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Stefan Green @charax.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They do kind of look like "what if we stuck rangers on cold ones" which is fine for conversions but after so many decades of anticipation I was hoping for something more unique and rustic.
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