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Working Royal. No DMs Plz. Always lurking. How unaccomplished the downtrodden have been.

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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 3h
..written in grease on the bathroom mirror. It says "welcome to the world of type-II diabetes." I am devastated.
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Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t find it but it’s such a revealing video and also people should do it to him every day.
Michael Tracey 
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Portland activists snatched my phone out of my hands as I was livestreaming, and only would give it back to me if I recited the phrase "Black Lives Matter," which I did. They then threatened a physical attack and chased me away; one whipped some kind of beverage at me. Fun times
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Rude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Picture taken shortly before she starved to death, RIP
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i just saw mayor whatshisname cycling home
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Corinthian columns.. there's an order.. Corinthian's the nicest.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026
uncanny valley ranch
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An Edwardian lady in a mint green dress declares she's going do opium.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You really do just gotta kinda hand it to the Iranians
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
impeach remove prosecute hegseth @wyden.senate.gov
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
good morning to this couple and this couple only
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chatty Alexa+ is getting on my nerves
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His name is Bryon, what did you think was gunna happen?
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/0...
oregonlive.com
Police accidentally shot Portland K-9 Kylo during attempted arrest of homicide suspect, police say
Police also identified the suspect killed.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Christine Drazan has a HR Giger / Xenomorph style ovipositor. Paid for by Friends of Tina Kotek 5742
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Prometheus Deacon Alien
Alt: Prometheus Deacon Alien
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stupor Intelligence
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Zzz Donald Trump
Alt: Zzz Donald Trump
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 28/09/2026
Andy Burnham has announced a tour of the nations dogging sites
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna's so old she's like a Game of Thrones character
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
did she ever slay that vampire? i didnt watch the show
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvZV...
youtube.com
The Willamette Meteorite | The Largest Meteorite found in North America
YouTube video by Anything History
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who knew 'complains about cruise ship' was such a rewarding genre
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
someone that wasnt me weed whacked the spare bit of land on the corner and im feeling violated
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 25/09/2026
Maga base recoils as Trump goes all-in on AI ft.trib.al/GSMRX7D
ft.trib.al
Maga base recoils as Trump goes all-in on AI
US president’s Big Tech boosterism is alienating once-loyal supporters just weeks ahead of the midterms
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/0...
oregonlive.com
Large police response in SE Portland near I-205; officers racing to scene
No details are immediately available about the incident.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What did Ludwig Von Drake do during the war?
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
doing a small boats crossing for fun
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.bangordailynews.com/2026/09/22/p...
bangordailynews.com
Paul LePage says that ICE is deporting a relative
Former Maine Gov. Paul LePage said ICE is deporting a relative despite a valid work permit, saying the agency should focus on criminals and gangsters.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Airport!
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a rouge president exposes thousands of secret agents.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in the 80's you could have them dip your baby in Teflon at Claire's
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
combination cpap and ice maker
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"leading diners who’d turned up for Portland’s annual Pizza Week to race out of the establishment in terror"
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Patricia Lockwood is paddling Mary Beard's buttocks with some old Zadie Smith novels. Now they're kissing!
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
cat newspaper meme

we should o v e r t h r 0 w the gubmint
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't say irrigated when I mean watered Yet
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
had to unfollow nora dunn :/
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ken Paxton deletes his tweet referring to Cypress, Texas as “Cyprus” after James Talarico calls him out.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when its time for a scuttle, you cant beat a crab
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Must be a hard time for guys named Al
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
86% support IMPEACH
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oxycontin had more to do with JD Vance's upbringing than being born in America.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump bans Cat Fancy Magazine, the cartoon strip "Kathy" and Wigs.com from the White House press pool.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Free with ants
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
suckers
Saudi King Salman presents President Trump with The Collar of Abdulaziz Al Saud Medal at the Royal Court Palace on Saturday in Riyadh.
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[Fanny Cradock] How are my little F-slurs doing today?
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
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Chapel @chapel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
we'll call it the Bastille
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