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Chaotic Leaf Friend

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I want to be a homeowner so I can put an autumn leaf pile in my living room.

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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 21h
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Chaotic Leaf Friend @chaoticleaffriend.bsky.social · 13h
Sometimes I am afraid of soup
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Launched in May, “the page uses data from customers’ activity to generate details about them in categories like Product Preferences, Interests & Hobbies, and Home & Family, which Amazon then uses to personalize users’ product experiences.”
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'Has flat buttocks,' 'cusses when scared': Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles. Here's how to find yours
Amazon's new 'About you' page lists many assumptions about shoppers—like their favorite brands, their hobbies, and the shape of their bodies.
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97.9 The Hill WCHL & Chapelboro.com @wchlchapelboro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Former NBA superstar and UNC alumnus Michael Jordan has made a $10 million donation to the UNC School of Social Work in honor of his mother, Deloris P. Jordan. The university said the donation is the largest in the school of social work’s history. Here are the details:
chapelboro.com
Michael Jordan Donates $10 Million to UNC School of Social Work in Honor of His Mother - Chapelboro.com
UNC said the donation is the largest in the school of social work’s history, and said it will use the funds to advance social work innovation.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2026
NEWS: New York City just recorded the fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders in recorded history through the first nine months of the year. Major crime is down 6.6% citywide, the largest year-to-date drop in 17 years, with declines in all five boroughs. 1/
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Croque Monsieur - 2 slices of bread - Butter ~ 15-20g - 3 slices of ham ~ 90-120g - 4 slices of Tomme de Savoie, grated - ~ 120-160g Béchamel ⁃ Butter - 2 tbsp - Flour - 1/4 cup - Milk - 1 1/4 cups, or enough to reach the desired consistency ⁃ Salt-to taste (optional) (Cr @chef.clems) #sandwich
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chaotic Leaf Friend @chaoticleaffriend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally watched the 1998 X-Files movie and it was exactly what I expected.
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Chaotic Leaf Friend @chaoticleaffriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone gave a bunch of kids at the park whistles, and it's going about as well as you'd expect
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This iconic photo captures a concert fan named Paval Konovalchik being lifted high above the crowd in his wheelchair at a 2017 music festival.
This iconic photo captures a concert fan named Paval Konovalchik being lifted high above the crowd in his wheelchair at a 2017 music festival.
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cats and dogs make cameos on my show all the time, this is hardly a sin! It’s added value for the listener
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Chaotic Leaf Friend @chaoticleaffriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will throw hands with ANYONE on behalf of Ms. Rachel
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
No but seriously: fuck gavin newsom. Put him into the sea.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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Chaotic Leaf Friend @chaoticleaffriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't understand how we are putting protein in things that don't naturally have protein. Where is it coming from? Is my coffee infused with rotisserie chicken? Do my breakfast waffles have a hint of turkey?
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for whatever it's worth: as a political philosopher I fully cosign this message
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/09/2026
Today, alongside a nationwide coalition of cities, counties and the Public Rights Project, we are filing a lawsuit challenging the federal government's new public charge rule.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/09/2026
Mexico’s fight for independence is the triumph of a people determined to shape their own future. Today, I was proud to be the first New York City Mayor to march in Sunset Park’s Mexican Independence Day Parade alongside a community that has fostered cultural pride across generations.
Mayor Mamdani waves at the Mexican Independence Day parade.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 10/09/2026
Quiet, their show is on
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 12/09/2026
Hell yeah fuck yeah
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Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The more I read about her, the more amazed I am. As someone who has done research on interventions for improving educational outcomes, this jumped out to me. From Newsweek's special commemorative issue.
"Starting in the 1980s, she promised $500 to every seventh grader in the county who pledged to--and then did--finish high school. The dropout rate declined from 35 percent to 6 percent."Newsweek special commemorative issue on Dolly Parton
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 07/09/2026
Jesus Christ: after a recent ruling by the Eighth Circuit that allowed Act 372 to take effect, an Arkansas county has banned all children from checking out any books in the adult section, bringing home any DVDs, or using the self-checkout kiosk in its public libraries.
More recently in Craighead County — symbolically, at least, Ground Zero for the state’s attack on libraries, thanks to Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-Jonesboro) — the library announced several changes to circulation as it relates to minors. In a Facebook post, the library listed a number of changes to library policies, including:

Minors are prohibited from using the self-checkout kiosks;
Children under 13 years old may only check out materials from the designated children’s collection, while minors age 13-17 can only check out from the children or teen sections;
Minors may not check out DVDs at all; and  
Minors are prohibited from entering or purchasing anything from the Friends of the Library Bookstore.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/09/2026
under remarked on aspect of trump is his deep hatred of natural beauty and the natural world.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
I had a thread about @sanders.senate.gov & Max Tegmark before seeing this one. Yudkowsky is an even more overt eugenicist, you don't have to do any digging to see that. He also has ZERO expertise in "AI" except for being a self described "genius" cult leader who wrote a Harry Potter fanfic.
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSadners

Will AI become smarter than humans?

If so, is humanity in danger?

I went to Silicon Valley to ask some of the leading AI experts that question. 

Here's what they had to say.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026
"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase
CBS NEWS
The findings? For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a
"minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 01/09/2026
I know what it's like to have a work backlog but goddamn
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 31/08/2026
Parents - if your kids have squishy toys with water beads, be aware...
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
nbcnews.com
Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
best one i've seen yet, from the king of the hill subreddit
The meme where bobby holdsholds up somethonf in front of a class room and the principal takes it down and says dsmn it Bobby if those kids could read they'd be very upset but in this case Bobby holds up then news that Dolly Parton died and the principal says "because of Dolly those kids can read, and they are very upset." Tears have been drawn on all the kids' faces.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When Amadeus first transferred from London to Broadway in 1980 the Broadway production starred Tim Curry as Mozart and Ian McKellen as Salieri and I would like to go back in time and watch that.
Tim Curry and Ian McKellen in Amadeus.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 26/08/2026
So today's just gonna be non-stop Dolly Parton facts by like 4 in the afternoon we're going to find out she saved a bear from a fire and also invented the blue LED It's like the Chuck Norris meme except good
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Chaotic Leaf Friend @chaoticleaffriend.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't want to use an authenticator app to log into my accounts. I don't want to use two-factor auths to log in. I don't want to use BLUETOOTH OR SONAR OR WINDCHIMES OR WHATEVER GODDAMN EXTRA BULLSHIT I DON'T WANT ALL THE EMAILS AND TEXTS AND NUMBERS I WANT TO THROW MY PHONE INTO LAVA AND BE FREE
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Niera 🏳️‍⚧️ @mywifecallsmeacat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can't wait until season 25 of number blocks where they finally get to Finite Math.
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 15/08/2026
Important to understand that the purpose of these laws is to convert unhoused people into slave labor for the prison system. That's not a side effect, or an unintended consequence. It's the main reason these laws exist.
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TysoBro @tysobro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Idea for a new death battle
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Have to reshare this every time I see it. Raymond Chandler mocking science fiction in 1953 and sounding cool as hell. He should have written some space stories.
Did you ever read what they call Science Fiction? It’s a scream. It is written like this:

“I checked out with K19 on Aldabaran III, and stepped out through the crummalite hatch on my 22 Model Sirus Hardtop. I cocked the timejector in secondary and waded through the bright blue manda grass. My breath froze into pink pretzels. I flicked on the heat bars and the Brylls ran swiftly on five legs using their other two to send out crylon vibrations. The pressure was almost unbearable, but I caught the range on my wrist computer through the transparent cysicites. I pressed the trigger. The thin violet glow was icecold against the rust-colored mountains. The Brylls shrank to half an inch long and I worked fast stepping on them with the poltex. But it wasn’t enough. The sudden brightness swung me around and the Fourth Moon had already risen. I had exactly four seconds to hot up the disintegrator and Google⁵ had told me it wasn’t enough. He was right.”

They pay brisk money for this crap?

Raymond Chandler | Letter to H. N. Swanson, 14 Mar 1953 | Selected Letters of Raymond Chandler
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
These people’s barbers and hairstylists are trying their damndest to tell us who they are. This is a coded message.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I hereby halt your doom scroll to show you this natural phenomenon known as a Light Pillar on a ski run in Austria. Kind of feels like you're being visited by god.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
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Chaotic Leaf Friend @chaoticleaffriend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Half of the problems that Mulder and Scully have could be solved if they just turned on the fuckin lights when they walk into rooms
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The way I would drive this %#?! directly back to the dealership the second an AD came on the dash?!!
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