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Japes Blue Skywalker

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“I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.”

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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It only took 16 comments before she turned them off.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
FFS Death, you keep taking the wrong 80-year-old!
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80-year old died today 😢
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Friendly reminder that MAHA is an absolute grift that is making people sicker.
nytimes.com
Measles Cases Hit New Record in U.S., as Vaccination Rates Wane
The Trump administration has sent mixed messages on vaccinations against measles as cases have continued to climb.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Let the Muppets do this year’s Super Bowl half time show.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh dear they pulled both the muppets and Jack White into this.
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Derek Gottlieb @derekgottliebphd.com · 19/07/2026
"Odysseus ripped off his rags. Now naked, he leapt upon the threshold with his bow and quiverfull of arrows, which he tipped out in a rush before his feet, and spoke. What’s up, jerks."
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If the score is 0–0 at the half, can we just get France and England to play the rest of the game?
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THIS IS ALL JOE BIDEN’S FAULT
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Karma is a harsh mistress.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
For their safety, if I were England I would head directly to the airport from the stadium and get out of that country. If I was the home team, I’d probably do the same.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every time they show Erling Haaland in the match I say “He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!” and I am annoyed the wife doesn’t even remotely get the reference.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
And officially lost a World Cup match because of the fucking hydration breaks.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yeah we’re all going to make the same joke.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Belgium is learning the lesson that the US had to unfortunately this year. Iran is extremely hard to beat, you may have to settle for a really shitty tie.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
As someone who has lived in the DFW area for half of my life. I say this with all sincerity: Dallas is not a Sports Town.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congrats JB and the Knicks! (Also, reminder that Nico Harrison let Jalen Brunson walk without even trying to resign him 🙃)
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You could also give every person in the world $125 bucks. Every. Single. Person. In. The. World. Not saying we decide to do a Trillionaire Running Man, but $125 is a pretty, pretty good little gift for most of the world.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. $3K. Not bad.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Welcome to America! Glad yall get to enjoy the authentic experience 🇬🇧🇺🇸🙃
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The 2026 version is, well, this
The 2026 Edition of World Book Whose Spine is the US flag, hits just a little different with all the fascists in power.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If the next Fallout doesn’t have a Vault that’s just a ballroom I’m going to be furious.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
One of my favorite episodes of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
Gurney Halleck and his trusty battle pug.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Good luck and Godspeed Hungary 🇭🇺
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Perfect headline. No notes @rollingstone.com
rollingstone.com
'A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight,' Warns Nobel Peace Prize Hopeful
Donald Trump escalated his threats against Iran, writing that "a whole civilization will die tonight" if the nation doesn't open the Strait of Hormuz.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Posting this screen grab today for no reason at all 🤭
A blond-haired government official that supported a fascist regime realizes said regime never cared about her and she’s about to get what’s coming to her
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If the Rangers are terrible this year I’m blaming it *purely on the post and the lack of awareness of the context that this “affirmation” verse actually has *Also will likely blame the lack of big bats.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
An important thing to remember on Opening Day is that however your team did today, that is how they will do all year.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sors Bandeam: Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do? Vader: Don’t worry, the Dow is at 50,000…
media.tenor.com
a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people
ALT: a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My colleague got into Trump's sprawling family detention camp, which is full of toddlers, kids, & teens. - Kids have cut themselves or talked about suicide -There's worms & mold in food -300 kids have been held for 30+ days, far longer court settlement allows www.propublica.org/article/life...
propublica.org
The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Gotta admit I’m slightly disappointed with the halftime show. My Spanish is a little rusty, but I don’t think Bad Bunny dragged Drake in front of the world even once.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If anyone is more out of touch with the American people than the President, it’s Chuck Schumer.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I am abiding the law, Judas Priest. Please advise.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
He literally kidnapping a foreign leader to distract us from the Epstein files, isn’t he?
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
2026 told 2025 to “hold my beer” real fast.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Album of Metallica’s Black Album
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Chris Gardiner @chrisgardiner.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 15/12/2025
It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
wilwheaton.net
this is such a painful loss. my heart is broken.
“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them — words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that,...
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
As you wish 😢
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The dream of a Cowboys 8-8-1 season is still alive!
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 21/11/2025
A New Jersey fraudster who was pardoned by President Trump in 2021 was sentenced to 37 years in prison this month for running a $44 million Ponzi scheme, one of a growing number of people granted clemency by Trump only to be charged with new crimes.
nyti.ms
A Fraudster Pardoned by Trump Gets 37 Years for Running Ponzi Scheme
A New Jersey man convicted of defrauding investors of roughly a quarter-billion dollars is among a growing number of people granted clemency only to to be charged with new crimes.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Meanwhile, Luka scored 43 points in his opener.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
lol. #FireNico
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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
When people I don't like ask me about the process of game design, I send them this diagram from Richard Duke's 1974 book Gaming: the Future’s Language
An enormously complicated diagram, the child of several pie-charts that have undergone a process of nuclear fission, largely illegible. A caption at the bottom reads 'Figure 19. The Game Design Process'
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Lads, an 8-8 season is now possible for the #Cowboys
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
miamiherald.com
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
All I know is if the Rapture does actually happen today, a lot of people praying for it are going to be really disappointed when they get up to Heaven and discover that Jesus is a brown Middle Eastern man.
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