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Japes Blue Skywalker

@chaotic-japes.bsky.social
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“I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.”

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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 23h
Might have to get a t-shirt with the star and “Unserious Fucking Franchise” on it.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, you took out thousands of dollars in student loans to get a bachelor's degree in journalism…
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Episodes subtitle would be “How ‘bout them Bastards?” Practically writes itself.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sigh* They’re going to bring Tony back, aren’t they?
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I miss my special boy.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Steve Rogers. (I’m going to assume in this scenario that Captain America is a right-wing chud, and if you ever read any of comics Steve is very much not that.)
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As someone who’s never been there and is absolutely ignorant about local context, I wonder if they would think this is a movie about a Noppera-bō.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It only took 16 comments before she turned them off.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We also want to do it without posting AI slop.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s a really good horror movie, a good survival horror video game parody, but actually not a good Resident Evil movie.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’d like to report a m*rder. Completely smoked him.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They won’t. Media execs think they need him for ratings (they don’t, but I digress). They think they need him as much as he needs them.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God I hope this becomes an actual thing where the admin thinks EA is woke.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’s a salesperson. Not disparage decent folks I’ve known in life who are also salespeople, but I’ve known A LOT of men professionally who were terrible people and/or complete idiots, but they had successful sales careers because they were good at bullshitting. He is an apex bullshit artist.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dale Walking Dead: I know what kind of man you are
ALT: Dale Walking Dead: I know what kind of man you are
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Get *its ass
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First line of the article: “A Warner Bros. executive expressed regret over battling Zack Snyder on his vision for DC, according to the director.” So, they regret firing the director, according to the director who was fired. Smashing investigative journalism you did there, IGN.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seriously is the show that made me into a Rhys fan
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ugh, damn Vex showing up at the worst time.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is said better without using AI slop.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good for them for having an opinion. An opinion isn’t a DMCA request or other legal action though. And Paramount, where that version of Prime comes from, still are silent and will do nothing but continue to kiss the ring.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
By studio that owns the rights do mean the one that also happens be the studio owned by David Ellison? Not a chance in hell.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Drank too much of his own kool-aid. Most AI companies that exist today won’t even be in business in 10 years. They’re not profitable and the bubble bursting is quickly approaching.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ew, AI slop.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you actually read the article, the author is referring to the Metacritic score as an indicator of what games are nominated/win GOTY (which historically is a good indicator). So far this year the number of games with a 90+ Metacritic score is very low when compared to recent years.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So what you’re saying is they’ll absolutely leave them on.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She’s twenty years younger than him. So yes.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There’s a reason that millennials in their 30’s and early 40’s look 10~20 years younger than Gen X and Boomers did at the same age. (We don’t smoke, use sunscreen, and stay hydrated)
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
FFS Death, you keep taking the wrong 80-year-old!
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Death took the wrong 80-Year-Old.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80-year old died today 😢
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite FFXIII
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I did, and all those reasons are still tied back Gen AI & its costs, costs more & more people are unwilling to pay because the benefits for them are not there. I’m not sure what you’re trying to prove. A lot of people simply are not willing to sacrifice their enviroment & community for the tech.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I point to the 1st question, “Overall, would you strongly favor, somewhat favor, somewhat oppose or strongly oppose the construction of a data center in your area to support artificial intelligence, or AI, technology in the U.S.?” which clearly says data centers are for AI and 70% oppose them.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That is inaccurate. Most people are against data centers because they are against the current thrust of Gen AI in every day life. That graphic supports that idea. It shows the tech companies most strongly associated with AI are also the ones that a majority of Americans dislike.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Favorite part about this is even if they hide the watermark is that anyone that isn’t a newbie or lazy can absolutely tell that it was made with Gen AI. Anthropic only made the watermark to try to cover their butts with government regulation.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Actually, she kind of fits the description of the Whore of Babylon from Revelations 17 😅
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What? Never seen a cult bride before?
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Err, why does his Wikipedia say he died today?
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m already tired.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Licorice. There would be different names for each flavor, each would have different colors & bits of chocolate, fruit, & other visual delights. But once the ice cream hits your tongue, the only thing you taste, the only thing you would ever taste again, is the flavor of the Old Ones. Licorice.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Come on. There’s another big reason why a compilation featuring the first two mainline games is selling right now 😔
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Huh, I didn’t know that Gotham City actually was in Ohio.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They very never married, not that it matters.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lovely response 😘
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Stop.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*sigh* He’s going to do Dark Phoenix again, isn’t he?
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don’t know what’s tragically funnier, the fact that this fascist administration is going try to arm their stormtroopers with a comically inept weapon or the fact that it’s going to cost taxpayers at least 20 million to do so.
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Japes Blue Skywalker @chaotic-japes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well at least we all know why he loves Gen AI so much now.
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