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Loren Ipsum

@champblandguy.bsky.social
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Queer, disabled. Mostly serious.

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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 1h
Fuck yeah, avocado!
"Get an avocado for just $0.33" — from Amazon.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 4h
I try to throw away my child’s daycare art projects whenever they come home. He’s a treasure. His art projects are kind of meh.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 16h
That’s nice. What’s Jeff Flake up to these days? Stumping for democrats? No?! Ok well never mind then I guess.
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
© Louis Lozowick. 'Seattle.' Oil on canvas, 1927. 76.5 × 56.2 cm.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18h
Jesus Christ, I wish I could punch this fucker in the back of the head.
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JJ ⁷ ^(;,;)^ @riotgrrlscout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saved a mean tumblr post for you
Tumblr user slimegirlandroid:
tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How about linguists opining on Ai, birds, politics writ large, etc? I feel like we need a moratorium on linguists until we understand what is going on there.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This isn't meant to sound flippant or blasé about it, but Henry Ford was such a notorious antisemite that Hitler and the Nazi party idolized the man and his work. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
encyclopedia.ushmm.org
Antisemitism and Henry Ford’s “The International Jew” | Holocaust Encyclopedia
Henry Ford was the founder of Ford Motor Company. Ford used his position and wealth to promote hatred of Jews. Learn more about Ford and his antisemitism.
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how much of this image is lost to time, I hope none of it it’s my favorite image to describe modernity
I voted leave….but now I’ve got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais! A Sun exclusive from 2016 or 17 idk
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My best Tommy Vietor voice: today we’re going to get in to Donald Trump’s callous murder of hundreds of Iranian civilians, but first a word from our sponsor, Z Biotics. It’s the perfect way to escape the grinding horrors of our world without the hangover the following morning. I use it daily!
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been using Opus and Fable to find security holes in my products, and they've been consistently finding some *real fucking doozies*. Things that were introduced well before LLMs were a thing. Just good old home-grown security holes.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: Wow the concealer looks really terrible; could Trump’s hand really look worse? I bet he’d be better off just not using it. Trump: stops using the makeup, and we discover a hellmouth has been concealed on his hand. Me: oops, lol, this is much worse.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can someone explain to me why the Rockies are so fucking terrible? 😂
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“He’ll be a super villain for us!” says the blue collar worker in exurban Ohio, ticking the box for the ticket of Luthor and Alex Evell.
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Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of people really need to recognize that the adage “water finds its level” is completely accurate to why Sanders continually surrounds himself with cranks. It’s not because he’s easily fooled or his staff is bad a vetting people; he’s one of them. Arguably always has been.
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Captain Su boo ru Baja blas @coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this but the fat man is corporate ag who grows alfalfa in the desert for meat cattle, and the little guy is data centers
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What an utterly fucked culture. Burn it to the ground and salt the earth.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
💅
The Economist: “In MAGA-land people are dying faster than they are being born”
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it a bit? Is it serious?
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I ran a LARP once where a meeting wanted a talking stick, but there were no sticks around, so they decided on a nearby My Little Pony plushie. Which led to a guy in a business suit standing up, brandishing a plush pony, and shouting "Everyone SHUT UP! *I* have the talking unicorn now!"
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whew, glad I can keep saying malarkey
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh. “She wonders aloud about holding a Lady Gaga themed night, but Mixxy demurs. ‘Gaga is canceled,’ she says. ‘Gaga is Zionist.’”
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look at that fuckin ghoul. He's like a fascist scarecrow with no charisma or redeeming qualities. How did he become a senator?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/09/2026
every time i see tom cotton i think about the fact that he just buys grocery store birthday cakes to eat as a snack. for most people this would be charming. not for this dude.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not to excuse Peltola's behavior, but it sure is funny how they never write these articles about men running for office. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...
Four former staff members said they directly heard her use the word “faggot” over the years, in some cases about her own staff members, an allegation the campaign denied. She also used the word “retarded,” according to former aides and text messages viewed by The New York Times.
Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 21/09/2026
Shadows on Saturn.
Half of the planet is illuminated by the Sun; its ring system arcs through the scene, casting shadows across the lower hemisphere.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every time my 3 year old is gifted some new cheap toy with lots of parts I think to myself “oh good, some new piece of crap I’m going to be throwing away bit by bit for 18 months.”
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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Truly obsessed with the art direction here
An Amazon listing for a garage shelving unit with a photo of said shelving unit and a guy in overalls appearing to do ballet in front of it mid-jump. An Amazon listing for a garage shelving unit with a photo of said shelving unit and woman in an evening gown standing in front of it.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There is no “the Dems” in a midterm year, you boob. However if you actually bothered to go look at the websites of Dem candidates you might see something like this from Talarico’s issues page.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol ok. I look forward to seeing the liberationist Evelyn Normielibs seizing and destroying it.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
spiciest quadrant: "souls are real but *only* AI has them"
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really hope the lady is called Vagina Russian.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a pity that the category “Mormons Who Talk About Slut Gnomes” will only have one square.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stick it in my veins!
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol this made my day.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
"what if the democrats become labour on trans rights" is the nightmare scenario for trans people in the united states and avoiding that is why I think we need to continue pushing back on dems who waver as hard as possible
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God almighty, what a miserably depressing fucking book that was. It’s absolutely required reading—especially for the dummies who get hard from reading 1984 or whatever.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Case in point
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
‘white people are unquestionably the worst always’ is one of my least favorite tics of the modern leftist. Like, my dude, maybe get a therapist and tell them why you’re mad at your parents.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bangs table: moon war. Moon War. MOON WAR.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol jfc
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol let me know when it’s that shithead, Ben Horowitz, and then we’ll know it’s really over.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Hotter than a crocodile, cooler than a chicken" is a line for the ages. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/s...
nytimes.com
T. Rex, King of the Dinosaurs, Had a Body Temperature of 97 Degrees
Hotter than a crocodile, cooler than a chicken, T. Rex was definitely warm-blooded, according to a new study.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes Trump, tear it down! Nothing like tearing down a totally non-partisan performing arts center in the days leading up to the election to galvanize low information voters against your stupid bullshit.
static.klipy.com
Anger Management Jack Nicholson
ALT: Anger Management Jack Nicholson
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PMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think the OP has, basically subconsciously, assumed that "material" interests are the only kind that are real, and this is a catastrophic strategic error for any left-liberal project.
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