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Loren Ipsum

@champblandguy.bsky.social
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Queer, disabled. Mostly serious.

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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 11h
It's ok to say that it's bad when Hamas murders civilians.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 12h
static.klipy.com
Elmo Excited in Fuego
ALT: Elmo Excited in Fuego
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 12h
100% agree. Already are. Could do way worse. Reconstruction II will be a boot on their necks for a century if it comes to that though.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 12h
I am sure a lot of people would be injured or killed. It would be terrible. I’m sure people that I care about would suffer terribly. Those fuckers would still lose.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 13h
Lol
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 13h
Their plan is a civil war? lol ok you fucking dumbasses.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 13h
The dots were there to be connected, but the Pickard/Mueller FBI was focused elsewhere. www.kare11.com/article/news...
kare11.com
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 13h
100% agree with you. The hijackers would've still tried to carry out their mission. The pivot point is the famous "Bin Ladin Determined To Strike In US" PDB. GWB famously didn't follow up and that was that. Would Gore have acted differently? Would it have mattered? I suspect yes, and quite possibly?
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 13h
Oh, right, a completely normal October hurricane
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 13h
I didn’t realize that Fillion hammered that way
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 13h
Probably no 9/11, definitely no Iraq war, no ISIS, a comprehensive climate plan… We were a few hundred votes away from all of this. If I was a Floridian Nader 2000 voter, I’d reject my culpability because the alternative would require accepting responsibility for unfathomable horror and suffering.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18h
But you’re right: not enough people are talking about minting and slurp juice.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 18h
I liked the version with the weird line break better.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 20h
My “he is not a cult leader T-shirt“ is raising many questions that are answered by the T-shirt. 
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 20h
🤔
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 20h
I tell my therapist about my non-monogamy mostly because I want to brag and I can tell he’s a bit jealous 😂
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 20h
RIP your mentions
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Gordon Padelford @gordonofseattle.bsky.social · 21h
It’s a beautiful October day at Pike Place Market! Inviting all car traffic back Monday through Thursday was a mistake, that we should fix for next year.
People sitting and walking in the streetPeople sitting and walking in the street
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 20h
“Maoist Communist Union.” Just the best people I see.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 21h
The argument of all of these people seems to boil down to ‘why can’t the Jews go back to their true ancestral homeland, Brooklyn?’ Fun thought experiment: 1,000 years from now, the descendants of the Canarsee people take over Manhattan and drive the Black residents out. Settler colonialism?
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 21h
Charles is such a knob
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep shifting those goalposts.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this has some really interesting overlaps with the 'black lives memorial garden' controversy at Cal Anderson some years ago. www.thestranger.com/news/dont-le... www.capitolhillseattle.com/2023/10/blac...
thestranger.com
Don’t Let the City Destroy the Black Lives Memorial Garden
No, Parks and Rec, You Don’t Understand the Symbolic Meaning of the BLM Garden
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They were very expensive Tom.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck yeah, avocado!
"Get an avocado for just $0.33" — from Amazon.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I try to throw away my child’s daycare art projects whenever they come home. He’s a treasure. His art projects are kind of meh.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Critics say: no!
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s nice. What’s Jeff Flake up to these days? Stumping for democrats? No?! Ok well never mind then I guess.
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
© Louis Lozowick. 'Seattle.' Oil on canvas, 1927. 76.5 × 56.2 cm.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pin something == nail this notorious asshole to the wall
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
leftists really need to stop making this their whole personality. 'fuck you, I'm a keffiyeh wrapped around an Oberlin diploma'
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this sweaty horseshoe leftist should just shut his fucking yap.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus Christ, I wish I could punch this fucker in the back of the head.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anand is awesome I will readily agree
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How much blood do you estimate he lost in the moments after? 1 pint? More?
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Indeed, his hair really is achieving a new form of greatness and height. Oh wait was I supposed to unmute the video? 
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really wish Maxine Waters had finished him off when she had a chance
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
huh, looks like he's a farmer now. good on him.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To this anarchist's credit, I said no and told them they were drunk, and they said "Yeah, I guess you're right," and we went our separate ways. It was cute, or something.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this seems really unfair. I'm sure their median age is 19 and most of them will outgrow it by 23. Besides, who else besides an anarchist you went to high school with will just randomly ask you if you want to fight them when you encounter them in a bar 15 years later?
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JJ ⁷ ^(;,;)^ @riotgrrlscout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saved a mean tumblr post for you
Tumblr user slimegirlandroid:
tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This seems way too complex of an argument for most Idahoans I know.
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How about linguists opining on Ai, birds, politics writ large, etc? I feel like we need a moratorium on linguists until we understand what is going on there.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* every thoughtful colleague then. Yeah, fucking Eugene.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whatever dumbass is printing up posters celebrating Al-Aqsa Flood should get the shit kicked out of him by every thoughtful classmate he has.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fools.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This isn't meant to sound flippant or blasé about it, but Henry Ford was such a notorious antisemite that Hitler and the Nazi party idolized the man and his work. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
encyclopedia.ushmm.org
Antisemitism and Henry Ford’s “The International Jew” | Holocaust Encyclopedia
Henry Ford was the founder of Ford Motor Company. Ford used his position and wealth to promote hatred of Jews. Learn more about Ford and his antisemitism.
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear me
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Loren Ipsum @champblandguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let it go Amanda
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