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Balzac T. McAllister

@chalebi.bsky.social
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General Counsel at HSBC Pembacorp, father to two parakeets. All posts constitute legal advice and establish attorney-client privilege with reader once read.

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
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social obligation
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@adnana.bsky.social
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just want a candidate that will raise property taxes by 20% on 2026 assessments.
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Chad Leddy @chadleddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At a minimum we need some kind of equal time rule where every NIMBY quote from an affluent older homeowner is balanced by a quote from a 29 year old with brutal housing options being forced to consider a super commute to afford a place with a second bedroom
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎵That’s how we protect New York.🎵
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 07/09/2026
Went on a date one time with a woman who called sports analytics astrology for dudes and honestly she was onto something
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And I really really really don’t care about a random screen cap of a movie that came out the year you were born
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
While we’re here, nobody thinks your taste in music is as interesting and eclectic as you think it is.
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That dialect quiz is a great example of something that might be interesting to learn about yourself but is not very interesting to learn about other people.
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Colleen @cbailey6.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Many said that we had to cut immigration so governments could "catch up" on housing. I tried to explain, based on my experience in housing advocacy, why I thought that was unlikely. Immigrants were just a scapegoat for governments who didn't prioritize new homes. I wish that I had been proven wrong.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@adnana.bsky.social
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It feels like all of Bluesky was at Christie Pits last night, including myself.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They say to never meet your heroes, but I met @gabeblanc.bsky.social tonight and it was a quality evening. He did say that Bluesky doesn’t have the juice, though, and I guess he’s right. There’s a lot you can’t control in life, but you can improve Toronto by voting for Gabe as ward 11 councillor.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It took 72 hours from Global reporting on this for a cabinet minister to become a backbencher. Journalism matters.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Toronto Police Service, official slogan: what’s a parking spot?
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I hope you win in a landslide this fall
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Great evening at Christie Pits last night. No infidels in sight, to the delight of @northernnerd.bsky.social.
a view of the baseball field at Christie Pits from right field with people sitting on the hills behind the field
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is me going down to Evan Solomon's office at 409 Parliament Street to ask why his office doesn't respond to emails or phone calls.
from the simpsons: some bogan is angry over being scammed by bart simpson so his neighbour takes him to yell at their member of parliament named andy, who is tubing naked in a pond
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Was $29.97, now $19.97
a book titled the metaverse and how it will revolutionize everything is on sale for $20 down from $30
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Jim Teeth @drjamesjteeth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“So the moral here is that SpaceX is essentially all about hype. It is, in effect, a $2.75 trillion meme stock. The only winners will be those who got in early, stoked a market frenzy, and exit before the bottom inevitably falls out.”
open.substack.com
Hype and Glory
The SpaceX frenzy continues
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“I was born in the darkness, Mr. Ford. You merely adapted to it.” www.thestar.com/politics/pol...
thestar.com
Martin Regg Cohn: Navdeep Bains says his strength is Doug Ford’s weakness
The former cabinet minister who dropped out of federal politics five years ago is now the presumed front-runner in the race to be Ontario’s next Liberal leader, Martin Regg Cohn
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@wilnerness.bsky.social I enjoyed listening to this week’s podcast on my run this morning, Mike. The guests were great, but I really wanted to thank you for your elbows-up approach to traveling across the border.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
Broken record here, but so many of these uses start with “how can we get people to use a chatbot” rather than “how do we solve a problem” or “how do we fill a need.” The “problem” according to the companies is that people aren’t using chatbots enough.
techcrunch.com
DoorDash's new AI chatbot lets you order with prompts and photos | TechCrunch
The new chatbot, called Ask DoorDash, allows users to search the app for what they're looking for in their own words instead of having to scroll through restaurants and stores to build a cart.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
MAX!
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@adnana.bsky.social babip mentioned 🚨
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Feels like @lynseygraham.bsky.social wrote this
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sure, sex is good, but have you ever seen pickup drivers complain?
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Did Vlad change his walk up music to Janice? This is the most City Connect thing ever.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I feel this so acutely about AI. Everyone loves doing it to others, but no one actually wants it done to them, ie deal with a chatbot or watch a movie made by AI.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@lynseygraham.bsky.social too many turnovers for my liking so far
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@adnana.bsky.social
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@adnana.bsky.social @lynseygraham.bsky.social garcons big game 4 tonight should nous startons l'autobus?
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Has anyone made a supercut of Jesus Sanchez smiles? I would pay for one.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@adnana.bsky.social @lynseygraham.bsky.social garcons rough game last night but we regroup and we move on
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
As an experiment I'm letting the paid tier of Gemini assist me in running my fantasy baseball team this year and based on my experience with this so far, the idea that LLMs are ready to take anyone's job is insane.
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October’s Awesomer (Kevin McLaughlin) @voilakevin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Parking somewhere you shouldn’t - bike lane, side walk, “No parking” - is at worst a $75 fine. Not paying for a $3.50 transit fare on the other hand…
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Don’t look now, but the Jays have won six of nine while the Yankees have lost 11 of 16.
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
lololol
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@adnana.bsky.social 🥰
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@adnana.bsky.social
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Absolute @theroadguy.bsky.social esque reaction from Aaron Boone on that challenge
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@adnana.bsky.social see below
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@adnana.bsky.social 🥰
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
@lynseygraham.bsky.social another big win tonight!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
if the “sports but make it art” account can do that without ai you can write your two sentence email to home depot customer service on your own
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Aeroplan ass soccer tweet
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You can’t make a joke anymore
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Balzac T. McAllister @chalebi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@adnana.bsky.social 🤔
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