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Lynsey

@lynseygraham.bsky.social
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Atlantic Canadian and aspiring future bog body. Currently yelling into the void.

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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Canada being left off of the IIHF board is incredibly stupid when we are *the* hockey country in the world…but also when you look at the state of how Hockey Canada has been conducted and all of the scandals, it’s like ok well, maybe we deserve this. Maybe we need to take a look at ourselves.
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sally @honeymagnolia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hysterical things: 1) leafs fans leaving the building when they're down with 6 minutes to go. in your home opener. after making a monster trade and it's your first overall's debut game. 2) leafs getting ole'd off home ice
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I didn’t know that the Emmys were on tonight but Widow’s Bay was easily the best tv this year so it’s good that they are winning everything.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New Brian Fallon and Jayhawks? Autumn is providing 😌
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t think we deserve the Muppets in this day and age. We need them but we don’t deserve them. They are too good and too pure for this world.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t see myself buying a Switch 2 any time soon (if ever) but I do think it is evil of Nintendo to be putting out the OoT remake one day after my birthday!! So rude and disrespectful towards me, specifically.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Opening up any book recommendation post and scrolling until someone is there suggesting That One Particular book series no matter what the poster has written they were looking for…
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just got woken up by thunder that was so intense that it made my bed shake. I thought the boom was something exploding outside and woke up with the adrenaline of someone who is being hunted for sport. Guess I’m up for the next little while until I can calm down 💀⚰️🪦
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Homer Simpson's Dramatic Heart Attack
ALT: Homer Simpson's Dramatic Heart Attack
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s crazy that when I don’t buy myself a Little Treat™ on a Friday it feels like life has lost all meaning.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The universe is taking away all of our weird little freaks (affectionate) this week and it would be nice if things weren’t a nightmare ALL of the time. The wrong 80 year olds are dying.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everything is a nightmare but my first hot pepper is ready (I’m not exactly sure what kind it is, it was a packet of mixed seeds) but it’s pretty 🌶️
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have been reading a bunch of books recently that have been eluding me forever and for the most part, it’s been fun. It’s a lot of classics and Those Kinds of books but there have been some real underwhelming ones too.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
(Me looking at the new X-Men casting of Mr. Sinister and thinking about how it could have been Jason Mantzoukas. Remember what the MCU took from us etc)
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have SO MANY chives growing right now that I’ve started dehydrating them and I will have endless chives for ages! This was 2 cups and it’s about 1/10 of what’s out there.
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sally @honeymagnolia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i don't actually know any canadians that take the junos seriously and you know why? because crj wasn't nominated for anything between 2013 and 2023. this isn't what my tax dollars are paying for.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Last RT is just like so many men are used to be catered to in every single aspect of their lives. They will not read books about women or written by women because they want books about men. Women will read across genders, genres, whatever because we have been forced to be constantly adapting.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In what fucking universe is any of this true
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wish those government alert notices that absolutely blast through your phone would give you a couple of gentle beeps as a pre-warning that they’re going to go off because my heart can’t take that level of surprise.
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Raccoon in the sky @seebo429.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You know in Mony Mony when Billy Idol goes "Yeah" and the backup singers say "yeah" and they keep doing that? Well imagine it in the maritimes and he says "yeah" and the audience responds with an inhaled "yep"
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can’t explain this but I hate seeing the word “unputdownable” used to describe books. Like, I GET it but I also think it sounds super dumb.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The space issues are usually my least favourite comic book thing but the recent Uncanny X-Men was fun and the colour artist was great. I’m so invested in this colour palette 🤌🏼
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Last rt: this video has been making me laugh since the 2010’s and I will not pass up the chance to post it when it is about my Special Interests™ (the X-Men) 🫡
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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Exclusive leaked Marvel Doomsday footage of Paul Rudd (Ant-Man) using Cerebro in X-Mansion to track down the other missing superheroes
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ah, what a time to be alive 👀
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m a little late to the party but Widow’s Bay is so good. It’s hard to do horror and comedy and not make it campy or cheesy but they do it perfectly.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I need to pick out an outfit for today where I don’t look like Adam Sandler and it’s proving to be a real challenge. The heart wants what it wants (to wear something with an elastic waist to an occasion that requires better than that) 💔
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Jakub Dobes (1) had more playoff points for the Habs than Brady Tkachuk (0) in his final playoff run for the Sens
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
‘tis the (lobster) season
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
In the last month or whatever we’ve gotten new Future Islands, new Death Cab the promise of new Menzingers and new Brian Fallon? Don’t look at me, leave me be etc
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Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
ALT: Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It’s almost officially the worst time of year (Summer) and I know this because June bugs are bonking off of the windows 🤢🙅🏻‍♀️
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sally @honeymagnolia.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
nick suzuki selke winner. it's my time to be smug and insufferable
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Well, that’s me done for tonight. Time to read my book and tune out this game. They did better than anyone expected them to this season but they’re too gassed now. Nothing left to give at this point and everything after the first round was just gravy anyway.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My summer forecast is here! 🤪
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nope, I’m not watching another game where this team gets 5 shots in a game and adjusts nothing to try to compensate after multiple previous games that were just as bad. Going to read my book and know peace.
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kay (nick suzuki enjoyer) @linecomposition.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
broke: habs aren't shooting enough woke: habs are partaking in shots minimalism, a modern theory derived from the philosophy that to live a Good life, you must reject hedonism
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
MTL’s hype song being Fix You will never not be the absolute funniest choice to me.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m in a weird book slump where I can’t find any fiction that appeals to me lately. It’s becoming difficult to find books that are written for adults and not YA masquerading as books for adults…
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
how computers work
A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.
Wow! And
this all
happens
on my
computer?
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Newhook got that goal for ME because he understands I need very little encouragement to push my Atlantic Canadian bias 😎🤙🏼
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m not bothered because I knew MTL would do this tonight. They have to make it as hard on themselves as possible at every opportunity, always.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I just found out that I was added to this list and they are correct, to be fair. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The NHL using Dancing in the Dark as the pregame hype song is so funny because it’s a song about like, trying not to hate yourself as much and being depressed. NHL is like woooo, let’s go!
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It really says a lot that basically everyone believes that the NHL rigs the draft lottery when they need/want to. The day Bettman finally steps down will probably be a good day for hockey. (I say probably because I still don’t trust that it’ll actually be much better)
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Today has been the first warm-ish day of the year…I went outside for like, 15 minutes and now I am the most sunburnt. My head is a tomato. I am the most delicate flower, always. 😭🍅🥀💀
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
All I care about is the hope that this will haunt Kucherov and that the cheers of Habs fans continue to annoy him.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I expect MTL to disappoint me tonight but if I’m ready for that then they can’t hurt me!
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Mayday Trippe @maydaytrippe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
me when i get shot
Old comic panel. A man is shot by another man and exclaims "UGH, I'M SHOT AND I DON'T LIKE IT!"
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Yeah…I don’t see them winning a game 7, though I hope they do.
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Lynsey @lynseygraham.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Me right now. Habs need to score a goal so I don’t die.
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