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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Kyle Allen saying the thing out loud is Haener’s stasis

Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I’m working on your survey and I’m in a tricky spot with UNC, apparently you require an integer to measure success and we define success in different ways. Not scientifically sound but we need some nuance.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Do you know how much AI shit I had to sift through to get a fairly legitimate looking answer?

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

My man just ditched it on the tracks when he heard the news

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Watch out for the fault lines, buddy

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Skeletor has range, didn’t really start laughing til I got to the gold jersey

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Famously not the case, actually

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social while I’ve got you, a friend did some digging on the JFK podcast. I’m not gonna give it a listen but I’m not gonna tell you not to.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Damn, just passed 8 inches of snow in Charlotte

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Mario’s security detail: That’s ASAC Hank Schrader, and go fuck yourself

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

At the behest of @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and with my mother’s surprisingly effusive blessing, some form of Cajun style rice has been approved for the Wednesday night pre-Thanksgiving dinner. I’m not a good photo taker, but I’m open to notes.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Decided to make myself a tactical lunch today

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

James Franklin firing discourse quickly took a turn

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Well, even on Patreon the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social never tells a joke. Quad box on mute so as to continue not hearing Brad and Gary wins again.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

@dpalm66.bsky.social can you confirm whether this is or is not a Columbia hat? Told a friend it goes hard then considered the source

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

If cadence dictates my dogs poops, which it does, this is Georgia’s defensive line in 2021

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Moved not one inch during the pillow threading process because he’s been here since the Fedora era. Damn good dog.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

When your dog thinks you’ve been playing NCAA for the past two hours because he keeps hearing “shitfucking idiot” (Pillowcases are in the dryer with the comforter, we don’t run a poverty organization like UNC)

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

So roughly 322-20 since the opening drive? Yep life is good.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

My @theathletic.com algorithm boosts Giants content because I read everything @grantbrisbee.bsky.social has a byline on. The following graf is why:

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

*running back and power OL after running for a combined 42 yards against Notre Dame and Oregon* “We’re leaving!” Me: “how about you smoke the whole carton of Washington State?” (It’s halftime) @dpalm66.bsky.social

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Although if I had a shared credit card account my S/O would totally assume this was porn

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

The amount of earth-shattering truth bombs @ncrabbithole.com drops in a preamble to a story about a urinal is why he’s the best.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $1 for every returning TFL or interception suspended or booted from the 2010 UNC defense before the season. Not sure if we have 61 of those in the 15 years since

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

@dpalm66.bsky.social and I have been saying it for years, the B1G is a Ponzi scheme. Glad @alexkirshner.com has seen the light (but they’ve been scheduling like this for over a decade)

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger giving a kid “the talk”

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

#WLOCP WORLDS LARGEST ONLY CHICKEN PARM

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Thanks to Desmond Watson, I’ve found my calling again.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Discovered a new way to describe a bad loan underwriter

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Note the timestamp. Even the ACC knew Mario would dicktrip.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

You mean to tell me I’ve been had? My favorite aspect of this one is the “multi-sized sheets” which are all the same size but can be used in multiple denominations

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

When I get the local realtor association “news” pop ups trying to navigate their needlessly complicated updates on the MLS I pay them for already:

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2023

My whole September. Feels like Carolina will get the “find out” first

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Hop off a plane in NYC and the first thing I see on the shuttle is a dude pulled off the highway rockin a piss on his (?) car #culture

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

“Stunning” because the algo thought I was in the market. Tracking to see if it sells because that’s $475 for like $80 in material costs and a design dumb enough that I could do it

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Unsolicited Duck pic for the feed, just establishing some #content

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