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Chad Floyd

@chadfloyd.bsky.social
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📍Charlotte NC. Real estate broker, former podcaster, cooking and college football enthusiast, and will (sky?) a lot about my lovely mutt, Duck.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 14h
@alexkirshner.com I tried the solo pod maybe twice back in the day. Thought I had gotten a good 45 minutes both times and looked at the recording time and was cresting 15. You crushed it. Maybe the dress rehearsal helped 🙃
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The exciting part about meal prepping in 2026 is not knowing which of the 3 fridge stable meals you’ve made for a busy week gave you the runs for the past 36 hours. Signs are pointing to chicken, not beef, oddly enough…for now
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooh a 2026 Jeffrey Maier
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright *cracks knuckles* FIU is wearing their Miami Vice jerseys for a Wednesday night CUSA game, pallet cleanser.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There was a time when I was scouring the globe for these jobs and couldn’t get one that would pay me despite a masters degree and extensive experience. Fuck em all.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s hard to call it stress when I knew the whole time the Braves would be this infuriating
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
watching this dude try to play at the next level has to be like NFL people watching my favorite charming college QB throwing three picks in one quarter of a preseason game against the Jets
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So when you can evaluate the players AND be the top bidder on the right guys, dynasty? Fuck off, Nick. Stop talking and do Home Depot commercials or hang out with Joe Manchin or get a fucking hobby.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didier Fuentes is your god now.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tennessee dressed as half smoked cigarettes today
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jaiden Patterson is a baller.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dick pill money coming in strong for these playoffs
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OXHANIO FUCKIN ALBIES
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m from a place branded as “a quaint drinking town with a golf problem” and went to “a public Ivy with a football problem” and you putting it like this demonstrates that all of my joys in life are secondary concerns. Kill me before Wheeler does it tomorrow.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bryce Young is suddenly way more decisive and even more suddenly good?
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
<screams internally>
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this is the Frat Mahomes redemption arc, I’m kinda….here for it?
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oregon ditched the “current” throwbacks. Finally. Ducks by 40
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no, not karma
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s good that we never know what’s happening at the end of a Michigan game, it reminds us that human perception is limited
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MICHIGAN GOT MICHIGANED?!?!
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta be careful or we’re gonna burn Puglisi’s redshirt.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The biggest L in conference realignment is the quality of Brad Nessler’s assignments
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t spell Oklahoma without “ok lol”
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least Western Kentucky had an offense, can someone please challenge these guys?
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Collin Simmons was simply sending a tribute to the president, pick up the flag
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This sport has made me go mad with cynicism but seeing this matchup is kinda cool
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Unquestionably the most geographically nonsensical game in MAC history” is a bar @alexkirshner.com Also literally true by 2000 miles give or take? 
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ESPN platforming him as the conscience/Tsar/voice of college football is either willfully ignorant or “hey we think they’re all morons” intentional. Kirk sucks. Kirk has always sucked. He just had Corso there to prop him up for 30 years.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 16/09/2026
These numbers reflect the disparities that have always been there in college sports. But those disparities didn't lead to calls for equal spending caps ..... until some of the money started going to athletes, rather than just coaches, admins, and construction companies. You see how that looks, right
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Please save our TV product” - Kirk Herbstriet, while lamenting that a 7-5 Ohio State team deserves playoff inclusion because “they’re who people want to see” The playoff immediately expands to 72 teams.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw the initial Macklemore cancellation and figured he’d done something dumb and annoying. Backlash hitting to where I don’t have to hear Ed Sheeran music in public places though? Hell yes
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every once in a while, I remember an AIM conversation I was having with a 7th grade classmate who, prompted by me saying “lol” asked “do you mean laugh out loud or lots of laughs?” It haunts me to the point that my only shorthand for laughing is in the “ha” family.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@jordanshusterman.bsky.social !!!! youtube.com/shorts/lxnAU...
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ELLY DE LA CRUZ HIT ONE OUT OF GREAT AMERICAN BALLPARK!!!
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve always marveled at Sark’s ability to make me call an offense “adorable” but here we are I’m doing it again
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Iowa State in 14 personnel. Fucking dope.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oof Cam Coleman got that Auburn on him still
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chin up, Minnesota! Losing by 25 to the worst team in the SEC makes you a fringe playoff team in the Big Ten!
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Hey Gary Danielson, you get to call an SEC like the old days!” “Great!” “It’s Mississippi State” ☹️
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Haven’t watched a second of the Georgia game but what the fuck are these unis
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Dante Moore didn’t wanna play for the Jets, why did Oregon choose to dress and play like this?
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wait Virginia Tech is NOT losing to Old Dominion? Between that and not acknowledging Joe Paterno’s existence while he was in PA, build the James Franklin statue now
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Asking for a solar eclipse at the Oregon/Oklahoma State game so Taylor McGregor can get as much camera time as she did on Monday
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Serious contender for “most open a wide receiver has ever been in any football game ever”
A Boston College receiver, alone in the middle of the football field
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve watched 30 seconds of Rutgers/BC. Not making a Facebook “marked safe from” graphic because A) not doing that B) it’s still on my tv as I type th
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The Ring: Samara Crawling
ALT: The Ring: Samara Crawling
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think it’s because I went to another basketball school, but I put myself in the mindset of a Kansas freshman who grew up on the Chiefs- and to that person, I say: How can you argue college football isn’t more fun?
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DPalm @dpalm66.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who else could give you Chapel Hill insight like this? It’s call institutional knowledge, get you some The incomparable @itsfelder.bsky.social dropping gems You deserve a better brand of sports show You’re welcome
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