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Chad Floyd

@chadfloyd.bsky.social
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📍Charlotte NC. Real estate broker, former podcaster, cooking and college football enthusiast, and will (sky?) a lot about my lovely mutt, Duck.

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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 15h
@alexkirshner.com I tried the solo pod maybe twice back in the day. Thought I had gotten a good 45 minutes both times and looked at the recording time and was cresting 15. You crushed it. Maybe the dress rehearsal helped 🙃
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The exciting part about meal prepping in 2026 is not knowing which of the 3 fridge stable meals you’ve made for a busy week gave you the runs for the past 36 hours. Signs are pointing to chicken, not beef, oddly enough…for now
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clearly not a homer, but isn’t it nice that we can make that call instead of starting the world’s most mediocre origin story about a legend? We learned from history! For once!
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Something something Blartman
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooh a 2026 Jeffrey Maier
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright *cracks knuckles* FIU is wearing their Miami Vice jerseys for a Wednesday night CUSA game, pallet cleanser.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I ditched a BMW after 5 months and would’ve gladly lit it on fire for any reason, including (but not limited to) the Braves OPSing over .550 in October
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sell the McLaren Or ditch it at home plate at Truist Park with a note that says “free to the first guy to hit a ball to the outfield”
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There was a time when I was scouring the globe for these jobs and couldn’t get one that would pay me despite a masters degree and extensive experience. Fuck em all.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gracious
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s hard to call it stress when I knew the whole time the Braves would be this infuriating
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
watching this dude try to play at the next level has to be like NFL people watching my favorite charming college QB throwing three picks in one quarter of a preseason game against the Jets
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So when you can evaluate the players AND be the top bidder on the right guys, dynasty? Fuck off, Nick. Stop talking and do Home Depot commercials or hang out with Joe Manchin or get a fucking hobby.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didier Fuentes is your god now.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tennessee dressed as half smoked cigarettes today
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jaiden Patterson is a baller.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dick pill money coming in strong for these playoffs
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OXHANIO FUCKIN ALBIES
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m from a place branded as “a quaint drinking town with a golf problem” and went to “a public Ivy with a football problem” and you putting it like this demonstrates that all of my joys in life are secondary concerns. Kill me before Wheeler does it tomorrow.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Annnnd fuck
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never be complacent. In any circumstance, really, but especially in sports team social media hashtags. Be the change you want to see, my friend. 
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They got hashtags that could easily be a semi pro track and field team on opening night? Cmon man how about #StanleyCupWinners
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bryce Young is suddenly way more decisive and even more suddenly good?
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agrarian age social networking
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible 10 minute cameo sir
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
<screams externally> <<dogs are barking>> <<<cops are called>>> <<<<on a watchlist now>>>>
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
<screams internally>
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this is the Frat Mahomes redemption arc, I’m kinda….here for it?
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oregon ditched the “current” throwbacks. Finally. Ducks by 40
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was afraid to tell the GC we had a potential Florida situation. I wish it weren’t like this, mostly for UNC reasons, but now I get to be annoyed on Halloween in addition to every other day of my life.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was gonna reply to the 2 feet down one and ask if you were ok, phew
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no, not karma
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s good that we never know what’s happening at the end of a Michigan game, it reminds us that human perception is limited
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MICHIGAN GOT MICHIGANED?!?!
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta be careful or we’re gonna burn Puglisi’s redshirt.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kyle Allen saying the thing out loud is Haener’s stasis
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The biggest L in conference realignment is the quality of Brad Nessler’s assignments
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t spell Oklahoma without “ok lol”
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
M*****f***er we tried, as @stevengodfrey.bsky.social has not once, not ever reminded me weekly
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least Western Kentucky had an offense, can someone please challenge these guys?
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Collin Simmons was simply sending a tribute to the president, pick up the flag
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Much as sociopaths are immune to humiliation because they lack empathy, I don’t believe DBs can be embarrassed by Jeremiah because the task they’ve drawn his impossible
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This sport has made me go mad with cynicism but seeing this matchup is kinda cool
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In this economy?
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let me guess: 1) find intellectually dishonest counterpoint 2) divert from original point upon mild pushback 3) create new, irrelevant villain in counter argument that doesn’t exist
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no, they focused on the “gotcha games” and not the actual thing we were talking about. That’s…an incredibly boring way to deflect and be wrong.
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kansas Arizona State in London, because who asked for that. Otherwise it would be something like San Diego St. having Maine in for a paycheck game, if that’s happened. This makes more sense because hey Sac State is covering travel!
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Chad Floyd @chadfloyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Unquestionably the most geographically nonsensical game in MAC history” is a bar @alexkirshner.com Also literally true by 2000 miles give or take? 
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