Reposted by @cfleury95.bsky.social
I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC
![Alt text: "A 4-panel 'Choose Your Own Adventure' comic featuring a pink blob character. Panel 1: Character working late with energy drink. Panel 2: Character sleeping early at 8pm. Panels 3 & 4: Identical scenes of tired character with coffee next morning."
Text transcription:
Header: "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!"
Panel 1: "OPTION A: STAY UP LATE" [Character at laptop with energy drink]
Panel 2: "OPTION B: GO TO BED EARLY" [Character in bed, clock showing 8:00]
Panel 3: "IF YOU CHOSE OPTION A..." [Character saying "I'M SO TIRED..."]
Panel 4: "IF YOU CHOSE OPTION B..." [Character saying "I'M SO TIRED..."]
Artist credit: "THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO SHIBBY SAYS" "MRLOVENSTEIN.COM"
Explanation: The comic humorously illustrates the futility of sleep choices - whether you stay up late working (with an energy drink) or responsibly go to bed early at 8pm, the result is the same: you're tired the next morning. The identical final panels emphasize that no matter which "adventure" you choose, you end up in the same tired state, drinking coffee and complaining. It's a relatable commentary on how we often feel tired regardless of our sleep habits.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/bafkreidnjeyxbzgv7dlauvnp6q4teydjkghxlutaz7j57phoivtq7fayxm)
