Reposted by Cesar SucioRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You guys ever think about how unrelentingly stupid everything is all the time 391087141
Reposted by Cesar SucioLiz as in lizard 🏳️⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have a less negative view of ai than others but this 100% is because she’s vocal about opposing it and this site is run by vibecoding piss babies 216824
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026News Flash: Absolutely no one cares that you were a D1 athlete in high school. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you get locked out of your socials don't try following me from a new account. I don't need you expanding my attack vector. Get your shit together. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026People still fighting about Android vs iPhone when the real ones are asking for modern phones to be as good as they were 15 years ago, before the enshittification conquered all. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every time I take a picture I look at how great the photo looks for a split second before the phone applies uninvited post-processing. Bro, why? 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I tried to take pictures of the last eclipse and my Google Pixel 9 Pro added fake stars. Let's settle down a little bit. Nobody asked for this. 101
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I've never heard a Vampire Weekend song all the way through and I'll be damned if I start today. 100
Reposted by Cesar SucioViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Cookie Monster surveys a bleak landscape of death. The earth is scorched, littered with charred bodies. Combing through the rubble, he whispers, “Cookie?” 1136571
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Bartender tonight told me I look like a DJ and I'm not sure what to do with that. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What is it about Home Depot that makes me immediately have to shit? 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 26/07/2026At what age do my legs start getting dry, discolored, and scabby? 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I never remember my dreams but last night I dreamt I'd bought a box of yellow jackets from Home Depot, placed it on a neighbor's doorstep, and shot at it from a distance, indiscriminately releasing hundreds of angry yellow jackets onto unsuspecting neighbors. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Just said "expresso" unintentionally and a great wave of shame washed over me. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Methamphetamine enthusiasts, flock cameras are a rich source of copper. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I always suspected Graham Platner was an undercover Republican. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Damn. Not a good time to be Mexican American. Good thing I'm Norwegian! LET'S GO NORWAAAAYYYYY 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 05/07/2026LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO NORWAAAAYYYYY!!!! Haaland, what a legend. 000
Reposted by Cesar Sucioslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i like how every time norway scores the guys get a ride on Haaland 821925
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Imagine... If it happened today On the Fourth of July On the United States' 250th What a celebration there'd be Not just here But all around the world 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Mexicans will call a beer "La Cerveza Mas Fina" and it's just Corona. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 03/07/2026World Cup camera operators' favorite part of the game is the end so they can get that ultra close-up of players crying after a loss. 020
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 27/06/2026For my high school homies that still think they're young, keep this in mind: Millennials are now in their forties. 000
Reposted by Cesar SucioSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The world’s first trillionaire took away our Ebola response capacity, gave us screwworms, hollowed out our government so he could pay less taxes, and condemned millions of the world’s most vulnerable people to death. 201686678
Reposted by Cesar SucioMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building 199121832453
Reposted by Cesar SucioDetroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement. 460154244187
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Passed a bunch of real tough dudes on motorcycles occupying the entirety of the interstate this morning. I got to the front of their cool formation in my bitch ass 2013 Ford Edge when the lead motorists fanned out to prevent my passage. Sorry man but this is my exit and I don't want your smooches. 100
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 07/06/2026At what age is it cool to start using a hiking stick on a mild San Diego hike? Or even double hiking sticks, like some sort of dry land cross-country skier. 100
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Dudes with constant wet and oily hair, I'm sorry no one has been honest with you about this, your hair is gross. 010
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Streaming services love making it harder to get to the things you use most so they can push some new poorly conceived feature that nobody asked for. 000
Reposted by Cesar SucioKatherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 28/01/2026Saw a reply to this thread saying "what's cool is all these problems are solved by abolishing ICE" and... no, no they are not. Abolishing ICE doesn't even abolish CBP. But also the massive data/privacy issues Wyden is talking about have implications far beyond even the worst 3-letter agencies. 14615175
Reposted by Cesar Sucioserial_experiments_lame @bella-stardust.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I feel like swipe text peaked in the early to mid 2010s and has just consistently gotten worse from there. you'd think with ai and everything it would be getting better but my phone can't even tell when I'm trying to type "don't" 021
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Do these things in old hotels actually work or are they for decoration at this point? 010
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Magic hour at Costco is excellent. I saw two non-executive members get turned away as I waltzed right on in and that shit was so satisfying. 010
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Shit, for 48 bucks I'd pull KP detail for the whole flight. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I don't know who to blame for never hearing of these before. 030
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Cool distraction. Can we return our attention to releasing the files yet? 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Glad I got screenshots of all the people blaming the far left. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/09/2025What happened today is a horrible tragedy. Nobody deserves this, especially not innocent kids who are just trying to get through their school day. I hope the 3 kids who were hurt end up ok along with the rest of the students at Evergreen High School. 020
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/09/2025If 'Continue Watching' isn't the top component and selected by default when I log in, your streaming service, as a whole, is ass. 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 30/08/2025How is it that despite AI getting better the selfie filters have made no advancements since 2013? 000
Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 27/08/2025What does this mean? Is there a baby raptor in it? Looks like a lizard egg. 110