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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

News Flash: Absolutely no one cares that you were a D1 athlete in high school.

Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you get locked out of your socials don't try following me from a new account. I don't need you expanding my attack vector. Get your shit together.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

People still fighting about Android vs iPhone when the real ones are asking for modern phones to be as good as they were 15 years ago, before the enshittification conquered all.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I tried to take pictures of the last eclipse and my Google Pixel 9 Pro added fake stars. Let's settle down a little bit. Nobody asked for this.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I've never heard a Vampire Weekend song all the way through and I'll be damned if I start today.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Cookie Monster surveys a bleak landscape of death. The earth is scorched, littered with charred bodies. Combing through the rubble, he whispers, “Cookie?”

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Bartender tonight told me I look like a DJ and I'm not sure what to do with that.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

What is it about Home Depot that makes me immediately have to shit?

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

At what age do my legs start getting dry, discolored, and scabby?

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I never remember my dreams but last night I dreamt I'd bought a box of yellow jackets from Home Depot, placed it on a neighbor's doorstep, and shot at it from a distance, indiscriminately releasing hundreds of angry yellow jackets onto unsuspecting neighbors.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Not Argentina LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Just said "expresso" unintentionally and a great wave of shame washed over me.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Methamphetamine enthusiasts, flock cameras are a rich source of copper.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I always suspected Graham Platner was an undercover Republican.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Damn. Not a good time to be Mexican American. Good thing I'm Norwegian! LET'S GO NORWAAAAYYYYY

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO NORWAAAAYYYYY!!!! Haaland, what a legend.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

i like how every time norway scores the guys get a ride on Haaland

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Imagine... If it happened today On the Fourth of July On the United States' 250th What a celebration there'd be Not just here But all around the world

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Mexicans will call a beer "La Cerveza Mas Fina" and it's just Corona.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

World Cup camera operators' favorite part of the game is the end so they can get that ultra close-up of players crying after a loss.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

LET'S FUCKING GO USAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

LET'S FUCKING GO MEXICOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

For my high school homies that still think they're young, keep this in mind: Millennials are now in their forties.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The world’s first trillionaire took away our Ebola response capacity, gave us screwworms, hollowed out our government so he could pay less taxes, and condemned millions of the world’s most vulnerable people to death.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

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Detroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Passed a bunch of real tough dudes on motorcycles occupying the entirety of the interstate this morning. I got to the front of their cool formation in my bitch ass 2013 Ford Edge when the lead motorists fanned out to prevent my passage. Sorry man but this is my exit and I don't want your smooches.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

At what age is it cool to start using a hiking stick on a mild San Diego hike? Or even double hiking sticks, like some sort of dry land cross-country skier.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Dudes with constant wet and oily hair, I'm sorry no one has been honest with you about this, your hair is gross.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Streaming services love making it harder to get to the things you use most so they can push some new poorly conceived feature that nobody asked for.

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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 28/01/2026

Saw a reply to this thread saying "what's cool is all these problems are solved by abolishing ICE" and... no, no they are not. Abolishing ICE doesn't even abolish CBP. But also the massive data/privacy issues Wyden is talking about have implications far beyond even the worst 3-letter agencies.

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serial_experiments_lame @bella-stardust.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I feel like swipe text peaked in the early to mid 2010s and has just consistently gotten worse from there. you'd think with ai and everything it would be getting better but my phone can't even tell when I'm trying to type "don't"

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Do these things in old hotels actually work or are they for decoration at this point?

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

You ever been so drunk you feel like Max Payne?

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Magic hour at Costco is excellent. I saw two non-executive members get turned away as I waltzed right on in and that shit was so satisfying.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Cool distraction. Can we return our attention to releasing the files yet?

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Glad I got screenshots of all the people blaming the far left.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

What happened today is a horrible tragedy. Nobody deserves this, especially not innocent kids who are just trying to get through their school day. I hope the 3 kids who were hurt end up ok along with the rest of the students at Evergreen High School.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

If 'Continue Watching' isn't the top component and selected by default when I log in, your streaming service, as a whole, is ass.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

How is it that despite AI getting better the selfie filters have made no advancements since 2013?

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

What does this mean? Is there a baby raptor in it? Looks like a lizard egg.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Stanley Kubrick made shit films.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

The lady screaming at the Padres vs Giants game is literally ruining my life right now.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

If you remember this song I hope your check ups are up to date. youtu.be/x4maoo4A3x4?...

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Enigma - Sadeness (Full Version)

YouTube video by northborneo27

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Don't take advice from anyone who applies filters to pictures of their kids.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Where are your old friends who once tried to MLM you at now?

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

They had a beer tasting stand set up at the Creed show tonight and I tasted so many beers before they finally told me they were non-alcoholic. I now understand why they don't allow weapons in the venue.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

How joyless life must be for those whose every waking thought is about either sports or politics, when they engage in neither.

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Cesar Sucio @cesarsucio.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

During your vasectomy, if your surgeon and her assistant are both women, you're definitely going to feel it.

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