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Cerys

@cerysnetics.bsky.social
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She/Her. Mother of 2. Queer. Silly, frivolous. Breathtakingly dull. Cosyweirdcore. Daft bat. Boob Rectifier. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜 Malfunctioning just fine, is alive.

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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Morning lovelies… My eldest left me (a woman scared of masks) the perfect ticking time bomb of fear… I recoiled while making a pot of tea this morning She was at first aid training last night and changed her avatar to her using ressuci Annie’s face as her own in her hoodie. My heart!!!!
A selfie where the person is using a mask in place of their own face.. terrifying.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Good morning lovelies! Rumours of my demise were exagerrated.. Rumours of sobbing into ice cream filled with mashed up Kitkats for 8 weeks, less so. Spring has sprung, blue skies, and sun has me out in summer dresses enjoying the 19 degree weather before we hit 30°c and I am forced underground.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Iran has officially pulled out of the World Cup, stating that conditions in the US are not safe for players or fans. More countries must follow suit. The US will only respond to public pressure and financial retaliation. Boycott the World Cup. Boycott the Olympics. Boycott America.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Morning lovelies! 6 is sick and sounded like she had the croup this morning so a day off on the sofa.. Winning on mum points, it’s not even 09:00 and got her comfy, made soup and gone out for some soft buns, a comic and some pop.. Also have a bonus grumpy chonky Hamish cat. Anyone else for soup?
Squash and sweet potato soupHamish the tuxedo cat curled on the sofa
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I just spent what feels like 72 hours preparing this Pink pomelo and I am gonna scoff it all on my own and not share with the kids….
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ok so my birthday “haul” Ann Bilsons the Thing book @midlifegamergeek.com pretty candle, some Lego roses and a mini wmf chopper which I used to make Methi and spinach curry later that day. Oh and a PS5 pro which I bought earlier in the month
Ann Bildnis BFI book on “the Thing”Pretty lit rainbow candle with small decorations on a plateSome roses made from LegoA mini kitchen processor from WMF
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social I have to ask, have you started a sockpuppet Ronan Keating account to follow me so I get confused between the two of you? Because if not, someone is pretending to be you/him or even worse, Ronan Keating is following me thinking since I said his name once I am a fan.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Morning lovelies. Been away for a post parent funeral chill, and more depressing post birthday hide... I am now... 39 *cough* [spoiler I am not 39 unless you're cute and have gorgeous eyes]
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two women are sitting on a bed and one of them is saying i 'm 39 .
Alt: two women are sitting on a bed and one of them is saying i 'm 39 .
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Morning lovelies, sharing dream time @stopfordianneil.bsky.social I dreamt that by buying "things" (unclear what) I would get Hideo Kojima stickers, to fill out a sticker book. Now I rather like his games so I was all for it. I bought many things (still unclear) and had tons of stickers ...
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Finding a bongo mag in a bush when you're out on your Grifter.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Evening lovelies, I was emotionally blackmailed into going to the work party, which I usually loathe but then was told can I bring some food, and whatever I want to drink (unless beer) So it’s a bring my own party kind of party… Fine. Behold batch one of sausage rolls. Anyone else hate parties?
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Morning lovelies! School run this morning, and my eldest chose a "best party ever" playlist... I remember the 00's, and I recall Chico time's existence. But I dont recall a note of the song Who Chico is This is not the best party youtu.be/O_-isKzt4O4?... Anyone else not know a song they know?
youtu.be
Chico - It's Chico Time (Video)
YouTube video by ChicoVEVO
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Homework time!!! I used to hate fountain pens. OH GOD! It’s all up her arm? How does she even manage? How is that possible???
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you see this post a Rabbit!
Cerys‘ rabbits, I’m not cheating.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Morning lovelies!! I have Bronwyn back! Day off and a lovely sky! Was dancing to „25 miles“ in the supermarket and someone joined in. This is the best Monday.
The inside of a Mini Cooper, back on the roadPurpley pink sunrise.
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
IT'S THE FESTIVE BIG GREEN BOOK SWAP You let me know what kinda stuff you like reading I'll match you up with someone with similar tastes I'll post you both a book I think you'll like (+ choc & tea!) Read & chat with your book buddy Just £15 DETAILS HERE! www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
Two books, wrapped in Christmas paper, with two bars of delicious Green and Black's chocolate and two Pukka Teabags.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Reskeet your pfp. Really? but then I won’t be all tiny and hard to see
Cerys looking tired
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post you from a different era*
Cerys, circa 1860, jilted, in my wedding dress and looming in my mansion
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juux @juux.com · 19/11/2024
Love when someone posts something like “Yay!!! The mighty, mighty OrangeButtons is finally here from Twitter! Get ready for him and the #ButtonSquad to Make Bluesky Great Again!!! 🤣🤣🤣” and I’m like
Steven Toast saying “Who’s this cunt?”
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Cold and grey update.. Hamish the cat came in, all wet and in a foul mood, so I put an old duvet on the sofa so he could warm up while I work. He has sat down like a sulking loaf of bread with his face to the wall, like a massive sulky baby.
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Joanna Roye @joannaroye.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Here’s your friendly reminder to plow through the labyrinth of menus in Microsoft Word to turn off all “connected experiences”. That’s their euphemism for scraping every letter you write to train their AI. Here’s how you do it. 🧵
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Good Morning Lovelies! I had two dreams last night, awesome & shit. The first was I was in bed and someone nice put their hand on my bum and that was lovely. A++ would dream again. Then there was some trope filled horror "oh god why did I not heed the warning and stay out of the creepy cabin"
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What gif pops up when you type in your name?
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a man with a red cross on his jacket is standing in front of a sign that says big up cerys .
ALT: a man with a red cross on his jacket is standing in front of a sign that says big up cerys .
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
hey friendos if you’re trans and worried about what will happen after the election if you’re cis and worried about your trans friends after the election please read this i think it’s the most important essay i’ve ever written there is no fate but what we make 🩷
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I started actively using Twitter in 2010 & quickly realised there were other sides to the place outside my hinterland of people there to have fun. Whether you looked for it or not it would pop up in your timeline. Far beyond what I was exposed to irl. So I’ve always thought ‘bubbles’ were bullshit.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Good morning lovelies!! 2 days Bronwyns shiny winter wheels lasted, until some [REDACTED] dropped their letterbox key in the leaf litter and I rolled over them. I flounced and stomped up and down the road trying every letterbox in the road like a madwoman. A mad woman cover in schmutz.
A simple letterbox key, wedged in a new tyre, truly the most sharp of all things one expects to find on the roadCerys can replace a spare wheel, when the car has one... and when she doesnt know how much of a mess the glue thing makes of the wheel and tyre...

And I have insurance to take her away for me :P
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words: Twisted brain wrong
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
@drkoning.bsky.social this is what she has done to me this evening flower!! Tuesday wine from a beer glass…. FML Can someone adopt me please? 😜
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Take a Star Trek quote and replace any word with sausage… “To prevent an enemy from doing what we're attempting. Using our sausage to order Reliant to lower her shields.”
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I love an autumn sunset, all cold and with a bottle of red from the supermarket.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
It’s official!! It’s cold enough to need bum warming..
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Morning lovelies!! Anyone else feel like just hiding in the toilet in the office where it’s calm and you don’t have to deal with calls, parents, funerals and just people in general? I did, so I did… In good news though the sun came out so it looks nice from my desk, hooray!
Lovely blue sky on a crisp autumn morning with a tree in the centre of the frame with yellow leaves.  Also a car park
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Afternoon lovelies!! The person who called me beautiful took me to lunch and bought me some chips.. CHIPS!!!! I mean they were lacking pickled onion vinegar and a stottie, but it was lovely eating chips in the sun. Everyone start singing in your canteen, it gets you compliments and chips.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Morning lovelies. Office day so meh. But, while singing away in the canteen someone just said I looked beautiful today and I had to run away so she didn’t see me cry… So yeah.. that’s nice 🥹 So you’re looking beautiful today bluesky, especially you, you gorgeous thing you! Have bunnies! 🐰
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
@ciara2001.bsky.social just so you’re aware I have cuddly versions of both my best animals. Alaw the Axolotl and Gramsci the Capybara.. Capybara plushies seem hard to come by 🥺 🧸
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Kιƚƚყ ₜₕₑ ᵥₑgₐₙ ₛₒcᵢₐₗᵢₛₜ 📎Ⓥ🌱💚🦇🌍🐠🇬🇧🇪🇺 @sparklykitten.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
It's World Suicide Prevention Day today. Many of us have been affected by suicide in some way, either as a survivor or having lost someone we love. It's ok to ask someone outright if they're planning to take their life. Please reach out if you're worried about someone. You might just save them ❤️
Image with information and advice about talking to someone who may be contemplating suicide from MHFA England.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Oh gosh... So I find just about everyone I meet in public very intimidating to one degree or another, then I get worried that they will notice I'm intimidated, which then I have to hide... Which is also rather intimidating. I really don't think I am very intimidating myself. 2 maybe.. a 1?
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Morning Lovelies! A grey, wet and most importantly cold day today. To celebrate I'm having a Beetroot, Chia, Goji, banana and spinach smoothie.. Naturally thats a lie, what I really have is a mug of tea and a frazzles sandwich... FRAZZLES SANDWICH! Spelt bread though, so, dead healthy.
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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
This crossed my feed else-net and… yeah. And also oof.
post by @ radioactive-corpsegirl on tumblr that says “being transfem is trying to take younger transfems and drag them kicking and screaming out of the tar pit until they learn to love themselves and stop being bitter over what they dont have
it gets better. it fucking gets better i promise. unfortunately you cant wait until youve gotten every surgery youve ever wanted and been on hrt for 10 years to start loving yourself. you have to do it now. i know you dont feel like you deserve it and youre fucking angry and you want all the pain of existing as you are to just go away. but youve gotta look at yourself every day and say "im beautiful as i am right now" when people give you compliments you say "yea i am cute!" instead of no u or whatever deflection youve hardcoded into your brain. happiness is attainable but you have to grab it and hold on as hard as you can because the world would rather rip you away from it and kill you.”
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
If you see this post, show 4 of your favorite games… Didn’t like to duplicate Stellaris, great choice ☺️ (Also it’s Civ as a series rather than just VI, I love them all really)
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
@coryw.bsky.social hi flower, been doing some hiding for a while, but I kept meaning to come back to share.. I got the Walkman I dreamt of owning back the time for a great price and wonderful condition. MZ-R30!!! Oh and a label printer. It’s my new total best Walkman 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Good evening lovelies! Cerys is hot and bothered crampy and sick to death of summer. Can someone who lives somewhere really cold take me away from here?? Failing that I bring gifts!! Everyone enjoy a picture of Delenn the cat sitting on my blue sheep.
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Evening lovelies! 30+ degrees is hell so I fell in a small pool sans clothes. Cover yourselves in ice!!
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Hmm disastrous attempt at clothes shopping again… This will be yet another day of feeling hideous and dysphoric… joys. 🥺
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
6 is poorly so having dinner in the room, 10 has helped and is now going to hide in kids club. The medicinal powers of a tablet with Sarah and Duck can not be overstated
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Mr Copperpot (Essex Tea Dave) @mrcopperpot.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
I am interested to hear more about people's passions and interests at the moment. Positivity over negativity So please do share with me? What interests you at the moment? And what are you passionate about? #passions #Interests #Positivity #WhatsYourFlavour
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Its Interesting To Me Grady Smith GIF
ALT: Its Interesting To Me Grady Smith GIF
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Cerys @cerysnetics.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
The little one is less excited by Glastonbury @k1ng1e.bsky.social she has watched a little bit and has now decided to watch Bluey 😂 But she with us in spirit and she is enjoying our concert snacks 🩷
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