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Goofy Guy

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School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy in the Seattle area. He/Him Check out my books! allstora.com/products/its-not-you-i… allstora.com/products/veritas-a-mid…

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Latest #scam text I received was to confirm that I’m “voting #Republican, #Patriot” I’m not voting #Republican and though I’d love to confirm that I’m not, im not clicking your scam link either…..
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m walking on sunshine Woah oh! I’m walking on sunshine Woah oh! And don’t it burn my feet?!
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like admission of guilt to me! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hot take: a rapist doesn’t have a promising future
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Many people don’t know his name is spelled Traitor.
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure…if you want a dead lawn…
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s amazing to me! I grew up deep in the brainwashing of Christianity and was taught for two decades what to watch for in the Antichrist. Then he shows up and everyone who warned me fell over themselves to support him! And I’m supposed to take Christianity seriously?????
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen to Jim, he’s 100% correct.
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a school bus driver with a boss that is bullying and harassing me. I thought MY job was shitty!
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The Secret Service: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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Leia BlueSkywalker @blueskye2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
demand justice. We aren’t angry enough…
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well done
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do any of you MAGA dicks even believe in the teachings of Christ, or are you all just hypocritical, nasty fuckwits?
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a child, I used to watch the Wizard Of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Now that I’m older and I have social media… I wonder no longer…
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I get multiple emails like this every freaking week!
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And all logical people yelled out “DUH!”
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel ya 😪
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every. Single. One. Of. Them. 😎✨
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An ERROR is over
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Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤬🤬🤬 Vote EARLY & BLUE! Up & down the ballot! 🌊 #nokings
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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toonerman @dptoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BINGO!💥
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🦋🐕‍🦺🌺LadyWillow💚🐾🦋 @ladywillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👇👇👇 Vote EARLY & BLUE! Up & down the ballot! 🌊 #nokings
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They’re proud to be in a cult
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin @mwuerker.bsky.social
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Republicans are so desperate going into the Midterms that this week k received a text from #trump and one from #turningpoint Or they were scammers trying to get money. Is there a difference?
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your sons and daughters are
10000x safer with drag queens than frat boys btw
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Check out the scum of the earth, the actual danger to America. And their fucking enablers and protectors! #Cornell7
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Cornell Seven
An independent archive documenting the allegations, proceedings, reporting, and public records surrounding the Cornell Seven case.
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually, based on the pictures I saw, I think one of them was an Asian guy?
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love it! 👏👇
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Republicans aren’t the brightest lot, as Eric Schmidt painfully proved
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