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Goofy Guy

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School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy in the Seattle area. He/Him Check out my books! allstora.com/products/its-not-you-i… allstora.com/products/veritas-a-mid…

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Latest #scam text I received was to confirm that I’m “voting #Republican, #Patriot” I’m not voting #Republican and though I’d love to confirm that I’m not, im not clicking your scam link either…..
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m walking on sunshine Woah oh! I’m walking on sunshine Woah oh! And don’t it burn my feet?!
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hot take: a rapist doesn’t have a promising future
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen to Jim, he’s 100% correct.
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a school bus driver with a boss that is bullying and harassing me. I thought MY job was shitty!
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The Secret Service: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Leia BlueSkywalker @blueskye2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
demand justice. We aren’t angry enough…
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well done
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do any of you MAGA dicks even believe in the teachings of Christ, or are you all just hypocritical, nasty fuckwits?
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a child, I used to watch the Wizard Of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Now that I’m older and I have social media… I wonder no longer…
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel ya 😪
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every. Single. One. Of. Them. 😎✨
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤬🤬🤬 Vote EARLY & BLUE! Up & down the ballot! 🌊 #nokings
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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toonerman @dptoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BINGO!💥
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🦋🐕‍🦺🌺LadyWillow💚🐾🦋 @ladywillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👇👇👇 Vote EARLY & BLUE! Up & down the ballot! 🌊 #nokings
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin @mwuerker.bsky.social
Matt Wuerker
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Republicans are so desperate going into the Midterms that this week k received a text from #trump and one from #turningpoint Or they were scammers trying to get money. Is there a difference?
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your sons and daughters are
10000x safer with drag queens than frat boys btw
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Check out the scum of the earth, the actual danger to America. And their fucking enablers and protectors! #Cornell7
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Cornell Seven
An independent archive documenting the allegations, proceedings, reporting, and public records surrounding the Cornell Seven case.
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually, based on the pictures I saw, I think one of them was an Asian guy?
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love it! 👏👇
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are so many college incels raping women? Their president, a Supreme Court justice and the secretary of defense showed them that it’s okay to rape women
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When Grindr crashes near a Republican convention, who are these desperate gays seeking them out? I’d rather chew on glass than have sex with a self hating #gayrepublican…
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of my cats has what my wife and I affectionately refer to as a "broken meower," because he doesn't meow so much as... harshly squawk. And I like making his meow noise back at him. My fear is that if an afterlife exists I will meet him and he will go IT WAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT ASSHOLE
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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#trump
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most corrupt president and administration in the history of the USA .. (cartoon David Horsey)
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best birthday present imaginable. #DollyDay 💖
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