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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m going to assume this is a scammer. Buddy, if you want results, don’t use a name I already don’t trust like #MikeJohnson

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Americans can’t afford to live but thank fucking Christ #trump is focused on THIS SHIT!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m reading #AllThePresidentsMen because I want to watch the Robert Redford move. It’s SO telling that the whole updated forward is all about how #Trump tried to steal the 2020 election, comparing it to the #Nixon corruption. This quote is hilarious to me because his lies riled up all that anger!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

What movie am I watching…? In 1993 I saw this movie and was introduced to an actor I never met before. For the next decade i thought his name was Sam O’Neill. 🤦🏻‍♂️ RIP Mr. Neill!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

What the actual fuck??? This is a goddamn workplace! I hate my fucking coworkers!!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I watch the movie #Musical1776 every year on #July4th. Here, John Adams complains about useless Congress (still an issue 250 years later….). Or is he predicting tRump……? 🤔 #America250

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Father’s Day, all you mother fuckers!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My favorite Star Wars Father’s Day promotion ever!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This legit hurts but I’m not allowed to move, right?

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

This is 6! No matter how old they get, they’ll always be my Yutes.

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

You might say I’m not a fan of fucktard #LindseyGraham

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Honest to God email sent out by my #Boss

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

So….. #Shitler and his junk drawer cabinet copied them….?

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

This shouldn’t be here. This should be broken on the floor!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Bill Maher did a LOT of disservice to himself when he gushed about how amazing Shitler was at that fucking dinner. Looks like there was only one loser in that situation

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

So…. I’m a nerd. When I was a teenager, I was all about movie scores and few were doing it as well as John Williams. This album got a LOT of play in my teenage years:

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

More of this in my life, please!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

My #Seahawks Jersey has extra special meaning on this, my 50th year on earth.

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

When I was around 14 years old, my dad handed me a CD… this CD. It was perhaps an odd gift to hand a teenager, but it made me fall in love with the music of #JohnWilliams. To this day, the versions of these songs on this collection are the ones I prefer, simply because it is how I first heard them.

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Elliott looking extra cute today. Don’t he know it, too!

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

When your cat insists on being part of the movie.

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I took a shit in the toilet and wanted to share it with everyone.

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Shitty commute, yes, but I came home to these love bugs.

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

We’re boycotting Spotify, right? They’re really desperate if they’re advertising this to me, someone who has never even used it lol

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

“I want to save lives” from the asshole that brought you rising food costs, shitty health care, blew up fishing boats with the directive “kill them all” and locked little kids in cages? Fuck off, #Shitler

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

A coworker gave me these. Nice festive look, no?

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I need to figure out how to get paid to just do this

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I found the man I’m supposed to marry. He was driving this car:

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

My mom sends me a Bible verse every day to let me know she’s thinking about me. This one was yesterday’s and was actually a repeat from a few weeks ago. Maybe she’s sending a coded message for help? This isn’t a MAGA Christian belief….

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Goofy Guy @certifiedgoof.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Every day my Shitler supporting (STILL!) mom lovingly sends me a Bible verse to let me know that she’s thinking about me. Here’s today’s, which seems in direct contrast to the teachings of Republican Jesus 🤷🏻‍♂️