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Lisa

@celtzo.bsky.social
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When you snark into the void, the void snarks back…. Who am I? Human, scientist, she/her, ally. A lover of cats, sci-fi, bad movies, video games, murder mysteries, and family (found, blood, and in progress). She/her NOTE: There WILL be typos!!!!!

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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 6h
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 7h
Fire breathing cat #Cat #Caturday
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 7h
Get them in now! If you live or work near a drop box, drop it off there!!
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 7h
As far as I can tell this is actually true. :)
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 7h
Reminder!
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, let’s launch AI into space, connect them up and have them coordinate, and give them lasers to “talk”. Have none of you idiots seen Terminator?!?!!
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Google launches Project Suncatcher, a step towards AI data centers in space
The fridge-size satellite with AI chips on board is part of Project Suncatcher, the company's moonshot effort to put AI data centers in space and harness solar energy.
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning dose of incoherent rage
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You all need this today!
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, say it loud and clear: NO ONE HAS A “RIGHT” TO SEX WITH ANOTHER PERSON. If it’s that bad, use your hand, or go feral because you are being no better than an animal (and that’s an insult to some animals)
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone have advice on how to remove large lumps from a bed? #Cats #Cat
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you realize your punishments as a child (stay home, take a nap, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
Jinx the lazy bobtail tabby cat laying on the bed and covering her eyes with one paw. 
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
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Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I received, as a patient, a vaccine that I had a key role in developing. It’s an amazing feeling, almost as good as when my mom received it. Today is a good day. Stay safe. Get vaccinated!
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was explaining our cats PU surgery to my niece and she immediately dubbed him our trans kitty. :). Also, I have renamed PU surgery a “wee-wectomy”.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because I'm skeptical of religion, and I think you probably just ubered here.
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Want
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Agreed
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thank god - I thought it was just my cat
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952
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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry

1. How much poison are you willing to eat for the success of the free market and global trade?
Please name your preferred poisons.

2. For the sake of goodness, how much evil are you willing to do?
Fill in the following blanks with the names of your favorite evils and acts of hatred.

3. What sacrifices are you prepared to make for culture and civilization? Please list the monuments, shrines, and works of art you would most willingly destroy.

4. In the name of patriotism and the flag, how much of our beloved land are you willing to desecrate? List in the following spaces the mountains, rivers, towns, farms you could most readily do without.

5. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes, the energy sources, the kinds of security, for which you would kill a child. Name, please, the children whom you would be willing to kill.
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone has their own pace. We lost the last 2 of our 4 cats this year. I lasted 2 weeks without a fur baby. We have 3 kittens, and every day they hear stories about their “aunts” and “gruncles”, as we weave our new family together. Hugs.
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have one too! Here’s his “Hellooooo Ladies!”
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Ghislaine Hull @ghizzybear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
Befuddled orange cat next to Lego Cat
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's like the folks that say "Democrats hate America." We love our country, it's "Diversity", its foundation to freely worship ANY religion without government persecution.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think I’m due for another rewatch of one of the funniest 70s sitcoms ever. Scratch that. One of the funniest television shows in the history of television.
Promo cast shot from ABC’s “SOAP” (1977)
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
😆😆😆
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good morning
Ash Parris: "Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with VC Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended."
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💙 @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it. youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
youtu.be
No matter what, we have to tear down that ballroom
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Crabby Husky Lady @crabbyhuskylady.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you, Mark Carney, for standing up to fascism.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the official DHS account. Doesn’t get much more un-American than this. If you’re not alarmed you’re not paying attention.
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wow, thanks for the info. So, I’ve been using GIMP for years, but really didn’t know much about the development. Very cool.
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Congratulations!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common. It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Under MTA rules, dogs are allowed on the NYC subway only if they are fully enclosed in a container or bag and carried in a way that does not annoy other passengers." 😂
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gimp
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hey at least we alienated an ally for a dictator to still tell us to get fucked. Art of the deal, baby.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Who doesn't love a snappy comeback? #November3rdWe8647
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not wrong
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Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Right back at Aces from our 2.5 voids, Sable, Shadow, and Lily! (Shadow is doing his best gimp impersonation, as he is not a fan of collars)
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Watch each dog’s personality and tactic 🤣
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
44 years ago today Iggy Pop and Joey Ramone backstage at a Blondie show at the Meadowlands in East Rutherford, New Jersey on August 14, 1982. Photo by © Ebet Roberts #punk #punks #punkrock #punklegend #iggypop #joeyramone #history #punkrockhistory
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