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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have solved one of the most famous philosophical conundrums. The glass is both half - full and half - empty, but when observed it collapses into one state or the other.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I repeat: 'Charity reinforces heirarchy'

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Proposed: When in any city or park, bring screwdrivers & wrenches so if you see any bench with "anti-sleep" bars, you can remove them. (sadly, I fear many such are welded on)

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can't keep up. Am I a 1) Liberal 2) Leftist 3) Antifa 4) DemSoc 5) Anarchist 6) Old Man Yelling at Clouds

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Hammond Organ company really blew it by not naming one of their models the "Cheese."

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Should be "Jane Eyre's Addiction" amirite?

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If all these "news orgs" had had the common sense - and testicular fortitude - to stop covering him in November 2015 (yes 2015), we might be in a far better place right now.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

At least I don't have any cats!

Photo of Eflat, C, Bflat and A clarinets

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just wait until they find out water is Halal

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if you see this do it! ⊹ name: Galactic Overlord ⊹ height: < 12 Parsecs ⊹ star sign: * ⊹ nicknames: hey you ⊹ siblings: maybe ⊹ relationship: absorbed ⊹ crushing on: everything bagels ⊹ fav season: the next one ⊹ pets: yes ⊹ fav color: you can't tell unless you're a tetrachromat ⊹ live: yes

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Inside Of You Are Two Kidneys

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Should anyone ask me why I don't own firearms, my answer will always be "Because of Pickleball players."

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Proposed: before being allowed to utter any opinion on AI, people must read E.M.Forster's "The Machine Stops."

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

YA reinterpretation of Resident Evil is opening in theatres. Not sure I can deal with a version that doesn't have Milla J. Has anyone seen it yet?

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Coming soon (yes, including yrs truly on tenor sax)

Reading Community Band COncert Oct 25 (Sunday) 3PM, 25 Woburn St Reading MA USA.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Someone needs to invent a reverse- calorie pizza. No, diarhhea- inducing does not count.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They figured out how to put vaccines into candy. m&mRNA

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why was it named French Horn when Froghorn was right there!

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wow. According to a couple pro flutists I know, also unlikely to be particularly great-sounding. Stick with the $50,000 models 😂

Photo of Haynes solid gold flute, $147,120.00

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Someone named him " The Cunt of Mostly Crisco" and I am convulsed with laughter

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We were discussing Charlie Kirk's favorite candy and I think it's neck hole wafers, but my gf thinks it was gushers.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hey, progammers: should your mug read "#0 Dad " or " #FFFF Dad"?

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I see a dead country. The people living here don't know it's dead. Walking around like regular people. They don't see other countries. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're in a dead country.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

New Thread: Wheel of Fortune "before & after" name pairs. Ron Jeremy Irons

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

BRB gonna see what NGL has in store for me

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I don't remember whether I said it out loud, But as I watched the first Tower collapse, I remember thinking "well, that POS Bush just got re-elected."

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A sticker company with a sense of humor.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's Medicare Re-up season again. Should I blow $$$ on a real plan that doesn't cover much, or stick with not paying for "Medicare Advantage" which doesn't cover anything?

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

ICYMI, Andy Borowitz "reports" Mark Carney is offering $ 6,000 (US) to anyone who votes against Repubs.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

renaming Anthropic to Misanthropic. OpenAI to CloseHumanity

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OPSECtarian @oposectarian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The system works.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We all know the significance of 42. Well, X10 gives 420 !!! and, that "6-7" thing? Guess what 6*7 equals.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I must inform y'all that reaching" 69 likes" is not the important step. Reaching "42" is far and away the most significant milestone.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I hate everyone, except just you -- you the only person who's able to access this post. You are very special.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Dammit, my local grocery doesn't have any Pumpkin Spice Filet Mignon!

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

X-ray, Gamma ray... And the ray which in fact is life: Caba -ray

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

All I ask is that when the nukes start flying, that there's one just far enough away that I can watch the Earth-Shattering Kaboom before one lands on me.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Team Stroller in my 'hood

One human baby and one doggy baby in strollers

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just a friendly reminder that "minimum payment" means "they get rich" (and you would pay roughly 150% total interest)

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Using the power vested in me by the FSM, behold his noodliness, I now decree the new name of the White House is "Room 101."

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I want to avoid embarrassing mistakes, so: is there a code behind choice of color when posting hearts?

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I hear a rumor that Father Guido Sarducci has converted to Pastafarianism.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A much-needed break from anything serious. 🥰

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Scene: Deep inside Siberia Wolf Pack Member #23, to #11 -- Inside of you are two humans. Wolf Pack Member #1, to #23 -- Parts of them, at least.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Boston Globe headline -"Searching for common ground on vaccines." Fuck that and fuck trying to explain reality to antivaxxers. And fuck any and all "religious exemptions." Here: allow "religious exemption" to m*d*r laws that allow us TRUE BELIEVERS (/s) to unalive antivaxxers. fair is fair

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Help needed: does anyone have a source for American Flag stickers with multiple color stripes ?

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I propose we rename the bid suit in Bridge (and similar card games) the "Mandami." Stop calling it what the Orange Caligula pretends his name is.

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Still (foolishly) waiting for JUST ONE judge to say " SCOTUS is hopelessly corrupt and I will no longer limit my decisions based on theirs"

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