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Just as a parent is responsible for their small child's actions, the USA is 100% responsible for the destruction of Gaza. I will not waste time arguing this fact.

There is no point to life. Never let that truth stop you from doing whatever you love doing for its own sake

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Brachiousaurus. I win easily because they are all dead.

That's me: body old enough to be retired, mind still thinks I am 24.

2 Hot police gals grabbing a man's ass. Is this pr0n?

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Not necescelery: It's like zero. "Not positive" doesn't mean "negative" 😂

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PSA to all who are worried about the price of home heating oil. Don't worry, by Jan 1 they'll have completely run out anyway.

Star light, star bright; First star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might; Oh never mind: it's a satellite.

It took far longer, but most people stubbornly refused to see the path we were being driven down. This started in 1980, took me until maybe 1998 to be certain. Like many things in nature, it's an exponential curce

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But does he do blow jobs? Asking for a friend

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Have you read "Snow Crash"?

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Well, I, for one, am not going to demonstrate my technique 😂

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Quote: Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI' Response: The world should accept all bad things happening to Sam Altman for the benefit of the rest of us.

You have to go back a few years to a few rather hilarious Liberty Mutual Insurance adverts.

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But to themselves, the photons are living in the moment😅

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It's NOT FUCKING VINYL! It's an LP, regardless of the material used. Further , it's a mechanical ANALOG recording, setting it apart from analog magnetic media. Not to mention 78s, 45s, and EPs. Fuck calling it vinyl you young punks.

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Hey now, the poor coyote was given known defective equipment from the Acme Corp. Didn't you see the new documentary?

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Same, except I want the other person to be swallowed up

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A C.H.U.D. who is a seamstress is therefore a sewer in a sewer.

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Guess *someone* doesn't know the difference between "Golden" and "Gilded" (not to mention "Gelded")

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That doesn't really narrow it down much 😀. Even if you mean only J.S. ( vs CPE, JC, and PDQ)

But will you get hosed, eh, hoser?

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Hey, I got 69 likes! Granted, it took 87 posts, but...

Mr. Buzzkill reminds everyone he wrote nonfiction too.

So add a couple anchors...

Is Koho even still in business?

Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have a dream... in which rather than have gas tax "holidays" we cancel all corporate oil tax deductions and further tax their income ( not proft) at a rate percentage increase equal to double the increas in retail prices

Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is that the Reddit logo blinking there?

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I prefer five repetitions of The Pelican Brief

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Without turning HVAC on, my house has stayed at 69 degrees for over a day now. Clearly a sign from the FSM of things to come

Not sure whether you're referring to death penalty or qualified immunity. But im opposed to both

Rather stretches the meaning of " lethal," eh?

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Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Won't help. Rapist does it for the power, and will just use an object instead. BTW, Hammurabi said that to limit the maximum penalty, not the required penalty.

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She wakes up to discover Bobby is alive and it was all a bad dream.

Carl @cellocgw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We need a lot more Luigis. GoFundMe shit will never be sufficient; nor will it help take down the current system.