Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Me: god I’ve been spending so much money on perfume samples lately. Three sample orders??? Someone take my credit card away, I’m surely going to be destitute at this rate Husband: imma buy me a new car 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Foaming at the mouth waiting for my sorce perfume samples to ship 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My only fans alternative is all of the local animal shelter adoptable dog pages 020
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I have a cousin who just turned 13 and decided his entertainment yesterday was eating only pickled onions and breathing into his mom’s face. She’s got her work cut out for her 😬 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I like drinking and drawing but frequently I get in the zone and completely forget about my drink lol 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I love a cheesy ass romance anime with these stupid fuck oblivious bitches 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 17/06/2026doc recommended me try a new therapeutic treatment for depression called “bashing head against wall” 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When my piano teacher says in order to be better at jazz improvisation I have to practice scales 020
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 16/06/2026W atching O ffense R aging, L ooming D efense, C ountries U nite P eepee poopoo 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I’ve GOT to start paying more attention to serving sizes when choosing recipes. These cookies are going to be fucking enormous 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 13/06/2026A lil doggy taking a nap in the marsh 🐶🌾 This took way too long I NEED to stop making my canvases so big #pixelart 24410
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Need to get off my ass and get myself another tattoo already 020
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I love love love summer market culture I don’t even have to buy things I just want to stroll 110
Reposted by Celeste ✨donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I also get booed wherever I go, due to my ways 688693
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 10/06/2026My piano teacher is a deeply unserious person. Shows up late with something on his eyelash, which we find out is a piece of popcorn kernel. I ask him what he does in his free time and he’s learning how to handstand. 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Oh you KNOW I need an industrial size barrel of goo gone 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I’m tired someone hang me from the rafters and gut me like a fish 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Gonna quit my job to become a rodeo clown *gets gored immediately* 020
Reposted by Celeste ✨JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears. 9795091397
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Yo when the fuck did a Baja blast freeze REGULAR start costing almost $5?? 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Aight who pullin up to get drawn and quartered tonite ‼️🗣️ 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Is it wrong to flaunt your new haircut in front of your bald coworker 020
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 03/06/2026….I think it’s quite possible my piano teacher cancelled my lesson today because it was a nice day. And you know what. I can’t even blame the guy 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My mii is on a 5 mii rejection streak in tomodachi life 😔 girl down 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Why is un bien closed 2/3 days im in office ugh. I want to eat a sloppy sandwich on the beach on a Monday!!! 020
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My life is a constant battle between my love for my friends and my need for space 020
Reposted by Celeste ✨geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 29/05/2026if you date men it is your duty to society to immediately cut those things down to at least 4" of exposed thigh and steadily work upward from there 1543811
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Yeah sure I’ll watch a video on a guy playing every Barbie game. That sounds like a good use of my time 000
Reposted by Celeste ✨cj 🔜 LBX 716 @ceeejus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026baba's domain 🐈⬛ collab with @bothpalms.bsky.social :) 152877645
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Will never not throw me off when someone calls arugula fucking “rocket” 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/05/2026More men shoudl wear shorts and dance we women decree 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It’s 1 am and I’m tipsy so you know what time it is. Time to harass my cats 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 29/05/2026We’re three for three on people with comedic backgrounds making really good horror movies, who’s gonna be next up to bat 010
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Love when a movie makes me sit in my car in silence for a bit afterwards 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Me: oooooh exciting I’m gonna have the house to myself! Me, when I have the house to myself: ok now what 000
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I wish younger me could see how hot I am now, she’s be so happy ☺️🥹 (and maybe it would have saved some pain lmao) 000
Reposted by Celeste ✨Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 20/05/2026This artwork is titled Strada con lampioni (Street with Lampposts), painted by the Italian artist Salvo (Salvatore Mangione) in 2001. 405758812
Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Accidentally muttered I was gonna k*ll myself when I messed up during my piano lesson. I’m so sorry dude I just be saying that 000