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Celeste ✨

@celestral.bsky.social
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30 - Cajun in Seattle - pixel artist with many thoughts and opinions (unfortunately) Art ig: celestral.png

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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me: god I’ve been spending so much money on perfume samples lately. Three sample orders??? Someone take my credit card away, I’m surely going to be destitute at this rate Husband: imma buy me a new car
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Foaming at the mouth waiting for my sorce perfume samples to ship
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My only fans alternative is all of the local animal shelter adoptable dog pages
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: YouTube workout video featuring a girl on a yoga mat. She’s on her back with one leg raised and one knee tucked to her chest. Shes says, “take that right leg…” Panel 2: “and phase it into the 6th dimension.” Her leg enters a wormhole and reappears behind her exiting the wormhole. Her foot is folding into parallel dimensions and is barely comprehensible. Panel 3: a guy is on the floor of his living room, attempting to follow along while watching the video on his laptop. He looks sweaty and miserable and is totally in the wrong position. Fiddling with the computer keyboard, he interjects, “wait how’d she do that?”
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have a cousin who just turned 13 and decided his entertainment yesterday was eating only pickled onions and breathing into his mom’s face. She’s got her work cut out for her 😬
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I like drinking and drawing but frequently I get in the zone and completely forget about my drink lol
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love a cheesy ass romance anime with these stupid fuck oblivious bitches
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
doc recommended me try a new therapeutic treatment for depression called “bashing head against wall”
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When my piano teacher says in order to be better at jazz improvisation I have to practice scales
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
W atching O ffense R aging, L ooming D efense, C ountries U nite P eepee poopoo
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love scheming and plotting
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ve GOT to start paying more attention to serving sizes when choosing recipes. These cookies are going to be fucking enormous
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A lil doggy taking a nap in the marsh 🐶🌾 This took way too long I NEED to stop making my canvases so big #pixelart
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Need to get off my ass and get myself another tattoo already
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I love love love summer market culture I don’t even have to buy things I just want to stroll
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I also get booed wherever I go, due to my ways
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My piano teacher is a deeply unserious person. Shows up late with something on his eyelash, which we find out is a piece of popcorn kernel. I ask him what he does in his free time and he’s learning how to handstand.
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh you KNOW I need an industrial size barrel of goo gone
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m tired someone hang me from the rafters and gut me like a fish
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gonna quit my job to become a rodeo clown *gets gored immediately*
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yo when the fuck did a Baja blast freeze REGULAR start costing almost $5??
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Aight who pullin up to get drawn and quartered tonite ‼️🗣️
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Is it wrong to flaunt your new haircut in front of your bald coworker
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
….I think it’s quite possible my piano teacher cancelled my lesson today because it was a nice day. And you know what. I can’t even blame the guy
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My mii is on a 5 mii rejection streak in tomodachi life 😔 girl down
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Seattle. Why are you like this
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Obsession but me wishing my cat would love me
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Why is un bien closed 2/3 days im in office ugh. I want to eat a sloppy sandwich on the beach on a Monday!!!
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My life is a constant battle between my love for my friends and my need for space
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Computa make this girl have a good night sleep
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
leafeon in the garden!
a painting of the pokemon leafeon looking back at the viewer in a sun dappled urban garden
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
if you date men it is your duty to society to immediately cut those things down to at least 4" of exposed thigh and steadily work upward from there
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yeah sure I’ll watch a video on a guy playing every Barbie game. That sounds like a good use of my time
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cj 🔜 LBX 716 @ceeejus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
baba's domain 🐈‍⬛ collab with @bothpalms.bsky.social :)
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Will never not throw me off when someone calls arugula fucking “rocket”
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My sleep schedule is so fucked man
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
More men shoudl wear shorts and dance we women decree
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s 1 am and I’m tipsy so you know what time it is. Time to harass my cats
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hiccups at karaoke is gonna ruin my flow
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m so excited for Renegade Craft tomorrow 👀
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Smelling like an apple fritter today 😤
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We’re three for three on people with comedic backgrounds making really good horror movies, who’s gonna be next up to bat
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Love when a movie makes me sit in my car in silence for a bit afterwards
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
emerges awesomely and cutely
a pixel art battle sprite of a black cat emerging from the liquidy screen of a CRT monitor
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Me: oooooh exciting I’m gonna have the house to myself! Me, when I have the house to myself: ok now what
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I wish younger me could see how hot I am now, she’s be so happy ☺️🥹 (and maybe it would have saved some pain lmao)
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Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This artwork is titled Strada con lampioni (Street with Lampposts), painted by the Italian artist Salvo (Salvatore Mangione) in 2001.
The painting features a deceptively simple style, with buildings depicted as plain, solid-colored cubes arranged in a nighttime scene.
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Celeste ✨ @celestral.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Accidentally muttered I was gonna k*ll myself when I messed up during my piano lesson. I’m so sorry dude I just be saying that
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A goose honks at another, honk honk honk. We see the inside of its head which reveals a smaller goose at a control desk with many buttons that say honk
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