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Celeste

@celesteismommy.bsky.social
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Landing strip aficionado, Baldur’s Gate 3 addict, chocolate lover. Say hello! celesteclassic.com/celestebsky

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Yes or no on the Pilates outfit? It’ll just be on my yoga mat at home, soooooo
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Cole Wagoner 🦆 🏈 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
First stop motion video shot and edited by the kiddo 🤘
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Anybody else take their pants off as soon as they get home from work? Come hang out with me and we'll have a pantsless party - with long legs like this, it's gonna be fun
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doodleyounge @doodleyounge.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It’s the 90s and they’re fucking hot #bloodweave #astarion #gale
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Who still likes getting bed selfies from an almost-40 year old mom? Because I’m cozy, lazy, and happy 😊 Happy Friday!
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I’m here with tea and popcorn. #epstein #epsteinfiles
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
A desk selfie kind of day for corporate mommy!
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It’s a Sunday; don’t overthink it – get in those comfy clothes! Hope everyone’s having a lovely relaxing weekend with family and friends
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I can never get these shorts tied properly! Any men with skilled fingers who can help me?
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WIRED @wired.com · 11/07/2025
BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified. 🧵
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Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified
There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein's death.
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Clearly I’m over-caffeinated already this morning. Getting right to the important questions 😂
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
next time you're in a national park, take some photos of the signage and upload it to help these archivists www.404media.co/save-our-sig...
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'Save Our Signs' Wants to Save the Real History of National Parks Before Trump Erases It
Trump wants to erase any "negative" content from educational sites at National Parks. A group of data preservationists asks visitors to help them document placards and monuments, before they disappear...
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Are there any older guys here who know that grown women look best hanging off their arm?
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
What kind of guy wants to jump behind the wheel with these stats?
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Laugh lines still okay on a mom pushing 40?
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy 249th birthday, America! To celebrate here’s my most patriotic bikini by the pool 🇺🇸♥️
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Entering my own personal Golden Era, I think.
Tan woman with toned natural muscle definition walks through the shallow water in a swimming pool, pushing water from her long dark hair. she's wearing a bright yellow one-piece bathing suit, with underwire and rouching down the sides
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Staying cool during the heat wave by any means necessary!
A woman in her mid-30s smiles 
At the camera while sitting bare legged on a hardwood floor. One leg is bent with the foot tucked under her, while the other points out toward the camera. long brown hair falls over one shoulder against tan skin, and she’s wearing a floral print bikini with high waisted bottoms that stop just under her belly button. MILF, but approachable and friendly
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Can’t wait to get back out in the golden light next to an ocean in a bikini. What’s a beach that I should absolutely fly to?
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Little body painting test during all this DYI; hang on
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Just here for dinner ingredients and a little unexpected attention
A mom in her mid-30s in the freezer aisle of the grocery store, wearing purple tanktop with no bra and short gray booty shorts. Her nipples are hard from the cold as she leans on the glass door to all the frozen foods
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Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
doing surveillance to the surveillance state www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...
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‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops
A free tool that allows anyone to upload a photo of an LAPD officer to get their name and badge number.
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Let me be your 30-something mommy matador and we’ll see what our red flag is ♥️
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Jonathan Case @jonathancase.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Mr. Kent commission
Clark
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/05/2025
Earlier this year, ProPublica found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb.)
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Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
Since Texas banned abortion, no one has studied the statewide effects on pregnant women experiencing complications. Here’s how we sifted through data on millions of pregnancy hospitalizations and…
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Mommy has been listening to Lord of the Rings as an audiobook, and cannot recommend highly enough 🧝‍♀️
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Good boys get to cuddle in bed with me
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Guys, I saw Sinners five days ago and still thinking about it. What a piece. What a blend. What a creation.
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Red light or green light, guys? 
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hard for my colorblind good boys though, right? Don’t worry, mommy is here to help 
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Who are you guys rooting for in the NBA playoffs? I’m really torn in this Detroit/Knicks series 🏀
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
“Pray tell. The Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…”
A bottle of wine, a Picpoul de Pinet. It’s called ‘Baron de Badassière’.
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Mommy needs more hot coffee in her office, plz
A hot woman in her mid-30s stands by an office window holding a paper coffee cup. Her red nails contrast with the brown cup, and her white buttondown blouse, which shows her natural boobs and hard nipples through the sheer fabric. Her business casual pants fit her slim hips, and her long hair is twisted up over her neck
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Help! Will you take mommy to Aruba, Jamaica, or Kokomo? 🥰👙🌴
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I need a very specific type of candle, one that smells like Springtime, but also Won't Give Me a Headache. Any suggestions? #helpsky #advicesky #interiordesign
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Is my butt too small for leggings like this? #Spicysky #sfwsky #goonsky #lewdsky #milf #mommy
A mature woman is standing on a stool with bare feet, wearing slate gray workout leggings and a cropped red sweater. She’s facing away from the camera, with her long brown hair falling down her back and a map of the world on the wall behind her. She does, in fact, have a little ass.
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Could you get mommy a new drink, plz?
A mature woman in a teal bikini with boy shorts. She’s in a white and stainless steel lounge chair, contrasting with skin in dark hair. Her legs are crossed at the knee, and her stomach shows belly button and some tummy folds in her left hand, she holds out an orange cocktail, like a mimosa
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Who wants to stay in bed on a Sunday?
Hot mom MILF in her 30s is on her elbows and knees on a rumpled bed. She’s wearing a floral lace bra and thong, over her slim natural body type and little butt. Her long wavy hair falls over her face, catching the bright natural light from her bedroom window
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Excuse me, can you help me with these buttons? #Spicysky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #mommy #milf #hardnipples #nobra #pokies
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You pass me in the grocery store aisle; what’s your move? #Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #public #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #mommy #nobra #pokies #flirting
Celeste is a mom and her mid 30s out shopping. She smiles with her head tilted away from the camera and her long hair falling over her face well one hand holds a loose shirt that’s unbuttoned and draped over a white crop top. She’s paired that with rolled up gray workout short shorts. Her tummy is soft but has defined abs and a cute belly button. She’s wearing no bra, so her hard nipples show through her yoga top.
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Queen.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/03/2025
look all I'm saying is, some of you guys would be so cute as girls and there is no real way to know until you've done it
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Yes or no: late night baths? #Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #mommy #bathtub
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🌬️Doctrix Snow • NYC/FMTY @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
literally my pinned skeet
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Is purple still a good color on me? #Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #mommy #hardnipples #nobra #pokies
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Celeste @celesteismommy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Mommy on a rooftop! #smile #Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #hotmom #wagonwednesday #littleass #littlebutt #smallbutt #nobra #goldenhour #natural
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Dax Kellie @daxkellie.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This dataviz is absolutely amazing 😍 Global bird species' conservation status displayed as a massive flock! By Andrea Garrec, longlisted for the 2024 Information Is Beautiful Awards www.informationisbeautifulawards.com/showcase/731... #dataviz 📊🌏🧪🐦🦉🦆🦅
What appears to be a massive flock of birds in red, purple and blue colours in a pale blue sky. Each "bird" represents a bird species, and their colour represents their conservation status from the IUCN Red List. Around one third of species appear to be near threatened, endangered or extinct
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