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Crist Jarrett

@ceejness.bsky.social
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Voice Actor. Radio. Comedian. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Your Mom’s Favorite. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TV writers all over Los Angeles have all had the same idea simultaneously
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Casey @baseycrock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the sex abuse was his legacy, tbh
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Baby bot taking his first steps.
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Office - Michael Scott's 'No! God! Please! No!'
ALT: The Office - Michael Scott's 'No! God! Please! No!'
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is literally what I say every time see him barreling down the ice about to be stupid.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are going to play OT every game this season to make up for all the rest we got this off season.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sorry, I misspelled 4 LYFE!
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AND NEXT YEAR WERE BACK IN OPEN CUP LETS GOOOOOO RADFORD YOU BASTARDDDD!!!!
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one has ever directed a sentence at me that started like that.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Dems getting better at this
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TIRED: Defund the police WIRED: Defund the police widows and orphans
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This makes me love this even more. #teampettyforlife
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no one's doing it like college woso
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@melithebookworm.bsky.social
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚨Really important voter registration deadlines coming up: 10/4 - Alaska, Rhode Island & South Carolina 10/5 - Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas Make sure you're registered & spread the word
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2(seat)L(shape)to sit.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TWO NON-FLORIDA CHICKEN CHAIN RESTAURANT ARTICLES IN ONE NIGHT BY THE HERALD WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAN?!?!?!
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Giiiiiirllll don’t have me out here all mmmhmmm-ing.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love him. He’s a fireball. Fights for everything.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sounders baby kid number 90. Scored the first goal tonight. (I confuse myself when Panthers and Sounders are playing at the same time)
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I DONE BEEN SAYIN THIS FO YEEEERS!!!!
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuuuuck my shorts get tight when Coach says shit like this.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Greatest monologue in the history of the universe.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Baseball Coach Explains a Winning Streak
ALT: Baseball Coach Explains a Winning Streak
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Seba Gomez had Paul Rothrock’s hair he’d score 10 goals a season.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damo, you know we don’t discriminate. Any generation is welcome.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you try and act like it’s not true.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s almost no more addicting feeling for adults of a certain age than to name middle infielders from the early to mid 1990s.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go Sounders
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I enjoy both fun and pizza. Also, fun with pizza. Also, pizza with fun.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m so tired of this shit.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PREPARE FOR SOMETHING TO BECOME MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you know when you’re dying and the only thing that might save you is that soup? Who has that soup? I will travel all 3 counties to find it. My place closed and I cannot find the soup. Someone please direct my to #thesoup
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I get unnecessarily horny for goals against Tampa Bay.
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got an extra ticket?
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want Boko Imama on my hockey team.
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More of this please. Public money for sports should come with public ownership substack.com/profile/9225...
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David Sirota (@sirota)
My modest proposal announced on City Cast Denver: Use eminent domain to nationalize the Denver Nuggets #FreeTheJoker
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HOLY SHIT MARINERS AND SOUNDERS IN THE SAME NIGHT
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💙💚💙💚💙💚
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is…so accurate. 😂😂😂
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sdpn @sdpnsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🚨 PANTHERS SEASON PREVIEW! 🚨 Let's call it what it is... Florida's a cap-compliant, Olympic-quality team. Be afraid. Watch here ➡️ bit.ly/4jkIVjy
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m already having so much fun and I’m afraid to say or think anything.
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Hi. I'm Dan. @dannicus.com · 22/09/2026
Don't forget to get your fat bear votes in.
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James @zimowsky.net · 22/09/2026
Bummer. Back in Feb I was bragging to my brother about having a local paper that covered soccer.
Seattle Times soccer coverage
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who is going to give me money to start a competitor news paper and hire all the good people?
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who is going to give me money to start a competitor news paper and hire all the good people?
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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#goms
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