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Crist Jarrett

@ceejness.bsky.social

560 followers 425 following 2.1K posts

Voice Actor. Radio. Comedian. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Your Mom’s Favorite. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I did that. #goms

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m taking credit for this. #goms

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hello boyyyyssssszzzz #goms

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The crescent moon and Venus. It means I’m in love with your buttcrack.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

…aaaand scene.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Some days I’m amazed at what we create. Some days I’m amazed we create anything at all. The life of a voice artist.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The only time I’ve ever been here without a line and I’m the only one here.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’m garbage. I get excited that I hit 69,420 on my first ball of Gorgar. The only great thing I will ever achieve.

Photo of pinball game Gorgar with the score 69,420 highlighted.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Why are people so fucking gross on airplanes?

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Baja blast on my face, motherfuckers.

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

@ben01.bsky.social bacon egg and cheese on a beef patty at Juici Patties is so legit

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

…but not for Ceej!

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

This is it. This is the picture that makes me believe.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Román joining us in ECS after MLS Cup win at home in 2019

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

This seems like a #science heavy show.

Chapter listings from the latest episode of Nerd Talk+ including “NASA’s Fart Duty Engineer” and “Shredded Cheese, Hindenburg, and Mariners Baseball”

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I have a science podcast. #nerdtalkplusdotcom

Screen shot showing a chapter of the most recent Nerd Talk+ podcast titled: Women Leaders, Veggie Farts, and Space Snacks. Go to nerdtalkplus.com to find us.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

If you see this, post a character from space

Ben Affleck when he and a bunch of his oil driller friends went on a NASA mission to drill into a rouge asteroid deep enough to so that a nuclear explosion would split in apart and avoid it slamming into Planet Earth, causing a total loss of life. He was successful, but lost his future father-in-law and many crew mates along the way. Ben Affleck is a global hero.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Jumbotron at Marlins Park saying Marlins Win after defeating Colorado Rockies 2-1 on Opening Day.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

First Machete of the season… #MarlinsBeisbol #JuntosMiami

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Xfinity 1261

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Cats eat fish.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

We in this bitch…

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Am I a Mets prospect???

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

We WILL?!?! As in, that’s hasn’t already happened?!?

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Don’t worry, mine is right.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

❤️

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Golf his ankles

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Weather app #WTForecast proclaiming it’s fucking cold in Florida! 34°F at 7:11am in Orlando.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

First drink of the new year. I’m back on my bullshit, America. YOURE WECOME

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

🐐🐐🐐

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Greatest hockey minds in the world. #nosalamioncubans

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Hey boooooo! 😻😻😻

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Suck it, Tampa.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Dear sweet lord baby Jesus just leave us enough time…

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I love us.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

This was the early crowd. Can’t even move now.

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 13/10/2025