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Bestriding the internet like some kind of weird colossus or something

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VirginiaM - owlet @virginiam.bsky.social · 11h
ONE WEEK UNTIL IT IS UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD!! PREPARE prepare for... coziness justice good-faith curiosity a very cute house books and snacks BE READY
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This man can shut all the way up and then fuck off into the sun. Not the sunset. The goddamn sun. Impeachment is the middle ground.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doomed by fate? Or sorted by the algorithm?
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, @aldermanmattmartin.bsky.social !!
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God, grant me no chill for things I can't change. Fuck serenity, I'm going in with a machete.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't think I've ever seen a clearer demonstration of the fear fallacy. Fear caused by danger and fear caused by emotional discomfort are both FEAR. Tommy is uncomfortable with the thought of furries. So he's afraid. But he can't articulate what is dangerous about furries. Bc there's no danger
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*sigh* curse of being a history buff who is nevertheless online. Why is everyone suddenly mentioning a deep-cut viking king? I mean, yeah, it is COOL that he died by blood eagle for the crime of killing Ragnar by pit-of-snakes (also rad), but why... No, SNAKES. Not Sankey. Yeah, Aella. What?
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Work is unglamorous and exhausting. The Work will take centuries. The Work does not end until every child is safe, fed, and healthy. The Work is decolonisation and redistribution of wealth and, crucially, stopping the bombings in the Global South. 2/3
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally, a useful circle line design.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Excited about this for my state, but, uh. That's not Illinois.
Screenshot of the oxfam america story with a map highlighting the best and worst states to work. Unfortunately, Minnesota is labeled as Illinois.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meant to post this yesterday, but yeah. This could have been written today. Or in 2016. Or in 2001. "What could we say? We're only 25 years old, With 25 sweet summers, and hot fires in the cold. This kind of life makes that violence unthinkable. We'd like to play hockey, have kids and grow old."
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Gulf War Song
YouTube video by Moxy Fruvous - Topic
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You don't want to push Canada too far and make them unleash their deadliest weapon
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Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
ALT: Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watched my 13yo reorient their internal timeline before my eyes as I explained that, no, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was not considered an edgy response to 9/11 due to the song being released a decade before 2001. The past collapses in on itself, I'll tell ya whut.
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Alchahest @alchahest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hey @dropout.tv I have the wildest idea theplaylist.net/john-francis...
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‘Dungeons & Dragons 2’: John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein Optimistic Their Sequel Will Find New Studio After Paramount Passed
John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein say Hasbro remains committed to ‘Dungeons & Dragons 2’ and hopes to secure a new studio partner.
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UNICEF USA @unicefusa.org · 02/09/2026
13-year-old Sonika was at home with her family when flash flooding swept into the village of Bhaise in Nuwakot, #Nepal. Her mother handed her some money and her 3-year-old brother, Sajan, and told her to run. They narrowly escaped.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's fuckin' SPIDER SEASON in Chicago. I hate it so much. If anyone has a service that will CLEANSE, PURGE, AND PURIFY my front porch I will throw money out my window at them.
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Man Uses Vacuum Cleaner to Put Out Fire
Alt: Man Uses Vacuum Cleaner to clean up Fire
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UNICEF USA @unicefusa.org · 01/09/2026
Children who survived the floods in #Nepal now face heightened risks of disease, malnutrition, violence and exploitation. UNICEF is on the ground and scaling up support, but we urgently need more resources to reach every child in need. Here's how you can help: www.unicefusa.org/nepal_bsky
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reupped for the morning crew. LOOK at this BS. Also, the weight is off. Too light.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, I mean, respect to the penguins that try, but they can't type for shit with those flippers.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hadn't seen a 2026 quarter until today. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BOY.
Two quarters, head side up. Bottom quarter is a state series (Ohio, 2002, though that's not visible on the face). George is in left profile, wig, whatever.
Top quarter is the new, 2026 print. George is 3/4, or really 5/6 profile to the left. The choices for this engraving are.... Bad. The way they've formed the eyes in particular makes it look like GW is grossed out by something he stepped in.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cleanse your timeline with a cat rescue.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is the sort of news that makes me wistful for Nicole Cliffe.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
GOD. DAMN. AIR. AND. WA. TER. SHOW.
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Seinfeld Elaine
Alt: Seinfeld's Elaine yelling "I HATE IT!!!"
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UNICEF USA @unicefusa.org · 10/08/2026
UNICEF is coordinating with local authorities to assess the needs of children affected by the earthquake in #Colombia. More updates to come. When an emergency hits, our colleagues move quickly — with surge staff deployments, pre-positioned stocks, and delivery of critical supplies and services.
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Magnitude 7.4 Earthquake Strikes Colombia: Children Need Help Now
Damage assessments are underway following a major magnitude 7.4 earthquake in Colombia.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How is this post still relevant?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This goes hard
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/07/2026
A man labeled "Yo" aggressively slams down a playing card labeled "El Problema Es El Capitalismo" onto a table labeled "Una Conversación Casual".
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Master And Commander Far Side Of The World
Alt: Master And Commander Far Side Of The World: Jack Aubrey saying "what a fascinating modern age we live in"
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James Whitbrook @jwhitbrook.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
IF YOU CAN ATTEMPT TO PURCHASE WARNER BROS YOU CAN MAKE A SECOND D&D MOVIE
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‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Sequel Was Written but May Never Be Filmed Due to ‘Financial Reasons’
The "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" writers were hired to write a sequel, but it may never be filmed due to "financial reasons."
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The goal is this, I think.
The Queens bedroom at Versailles. There is too much gold. For real.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
On the Good News beat.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Outcomes in order of goodness: - I personally inherit millions of dollars tomorrow and buy/restore her - she's dropped at peter weir's door - A buncha fans turn her into a money pit museum - a benevolent rich person museums her - a dick ass rich person buys her privately - she's scrap and we wail
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Continues to improve? Yes of course! Every day that passes, he's getting further from the point of death. No, he's not suffering at all! How silly. Why, he hasn't asked for any painkillers since... May? Yes, May sounds right. Fit as a fiddle, in the sense that he's in the same shape as last week."
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Despite requests for updates from CNN, his office has not disclosed a medical reason for the hospitalization or provided specifics on his health status beyond saying last week (!!! Emphasis mine!) that he (highlighted) "continues to improve" and "is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters"
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Primary every Democrat who releases a statement about how sad they are to lose their good buddy Lindsey fucking Graham
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lessee, we've got facebook, tumblr, and bluesky - if this crosses instagram, does the original poster get some kind of shitty EGOT? A FBIT?
A tumblr thread started by user fullmoonguidance posting a screenshot of a facebook post by "Kidz boop" that says "uptown fuck"

Tumblr user cdrLogic (your humble bluesky poster) responded with a further take, to the tune of "Uptown GIRL"

"He's been living with his uptown duck.
I bet he's never had a human chick,
I bet it's 'cause he's got a corkscrew dick.

I'm gonna stick
with my uptown fuck (uptown fuck)"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Did... Did we just collectively shake the vending machine so hard that we got an extra bag of chips? And can we do it again?
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not sure if I'm doing this right, but I just called Mitch McConnell, he made some kind of modem-screech sound and my phone screen turned to this:
Screenshot from the video game Doom, that Mitch McConnell somehow streamed onto my phone. It's one of those chonky landline ones without a screen, tho, so not sure how he did it.
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Steven Pumpkin Spice 🦇🎃 @silent0siris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Note to self
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absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.
figtreeandvine *®
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The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.
knives-in-the-dishwater
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btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@mapcenter.com This sounds like a map story to me: how a tick invented the Wild West. www.tumblr.com/materialist-...
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💬 20  🔁 1492  ❤️ 2563 · materialist-scumbag THE TICK THAT DREW THE MAP OF THE WEST June 28, 2026 So the longhorn was a garbage animal. Stringy, mean, half-feral, descended from Spanish cattle tha…
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Incredible. In whatever sense you prefer.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok I figured out who needs to hear this
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not moreso in the last five years, because it's baseline. No one is more patriotic for their country than a Chicagoan. It's just that our country happens to be Chicago.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So, Plex has what appears to be the entire run of Sharpe available for FREE. And I'm watching Sharpe's Eagle. They're gonna blow this bridge - which appears to be made of popsicle sticks and gum - with 500 BARRELS of gunpowder. Probs just a little overkill my guys. Looked super cool tho.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The children. Are finally ready. We're just past the doldrums, stopped for bedtime, because "I wanna be awake for this." 🥹 They ARE my children.
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Master And Commander Peter Weir: 1805 Intro
Alt: Master And Commander Peter Weir: 1805 Intro It rules so hard
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My Episcopalian ass is riveted. Schism! But this time with video!
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Panicopipoca3d: Man in 3D Glasses Eating Popcorn
Alt: Stephen Colbert - notable Catholic - in 3D glasses eating popcorn with delight
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 27/06/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social new song of the summer just dropped.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is... I mean, just read it. Whether you like football or not.
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Dear Roxane | By Yan Diomande
I wrote this because I can’t speak about it. I wrote this because I want you to know that I will make sure that you live on.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I know this means something else, but I am only a simple American, and had a giggle
Photo of a storefront named "LD Pâtisserie" with a smaller subtitle that reads "Concept 100% Fingers"
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