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Bestriding the internet like some kind of weird colossus or something

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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Help. I love them.
A potato lounging in a sunchair, wearing sunglasses and a visor. It's fucking adorable
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Excited about this for my state, but, uh. That's not Illinois.
Screenshot of the oxfam america story with a map highlighting the best and worst states to work. Unfortunately, Minnesota is labeled as Illinois.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hadn't seen a 2026 quarter until today. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BOY.
Two quarters, head side up. Bottom quarter is a state series (Ohio, 2002, though that's not visible on the face). George is in left profile, wig, whatever.
Top quarter is the new, 2026 print. George is 3/4, or really 5/6 profile to the left. The choices for this engraving are.... Bad. The way they've formed the eyes in particular makes it look like GW is grossed out by something he stepped in.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh no. Halloween inspo just dropped. And I can reuse my Ticonderoga pencil costume
A black Ticonderoga pencil. See, it's funny bc is has no arms, like Sam's new li'l guy avatar
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The goal is this, I think.
The Queens bedroom at Versailles. There is too much gold. For real.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Continues to improve? Yes of course! Every day that passes, he's getting further from the point of death. No, he's not suffering at all! How silly. Why, he hasn't asked for any painkillers since... May? Yes, May sounds right. Fit as a fiddle, in the sense that he's in the same shape as last week."
Quote excerpt from news site:
Despite requests for updates from CNN, his office has not disclosed a medical reason for the hospitalization or provided specifics on his health status beyond saying last week (!!! Emphasis mine!) that he (highlighted) "continues to improve" and "is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lessee, we've got facebook, tumblr, and bluesky - if this crosses instagram, does the original poster get some kind of shitty EGOT? A FBIT?
A tumblr thread started by user fullmoonguidance posting a screenshot of a facebook post by "Kidz boop" that says "uptown fuck"

Tumblr user cdrLogic (your humble bluesky poster) responded with a further take, to the tune of "Uptown GIRL"

"He's been living with his uptown duck.
I bet he's never had a human chick,
I bet it's 'cause he's got a corkscrew dick.

I'm gonna stick
with my uptown fuck (uptown fuck)"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not sure if I'm doing this right, but I just called Mitch McConnell, he made some kind of modem-screech sound and my phone screen turned to this:
Screenshot from the video game Doom, that Mitch McConnell somehow streamed onto my phone. It's one of those chonky landline ones without a screen, tho, so not sure how he did it.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I can imagine.
A headline reading "Trump promises really long speech on July 4 despite extreme DC heat.

Reply below is parody of the "baby fit in pelican mouth" meme

"Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech . Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to president good luck to president. friend sun."
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I know this means something else, but I am only a simple American, and had a giggle
Photo of a storefront named "LD Pâtisserie" with a smaller subtitle that reads "Concept 100% Fingers"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Y'all, what do they PUT in these European trains?
AI generated response to the question "how fast is 96kmph in mph? Which AI has decided is 56,652 miles per hour. Which is wildly wrong, to be clear. Below is the (closer to) actual answer of 60mph.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Reminds me of an old Field Museum exhibit.
A trilobite drawing, the creature is on its back. The image is captioned "Step One: Die."
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Butterfly guy meme
Me gesturing at "woke" James Bond and asking "is this Tony Gilroy's masterpiece "Andor"?"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Claire Foy did it LAST NIGHT and actually delivered the drama.
Claire Foy in a black dress with one strap loose on her shoulder, hair up and back, with a veil over her face
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. (Credit @jgrantglover.bsky.social )
A map of Illinois redistricted in a ridiculous fashion, so that each district spiders out from Chicago. Titled "Oops! All Chicago: 17 Democrat-leaning Congressional district boundaries for Illinois". 

Caption at the bottom "Not a real proposal, obviously" (you sure about that, my guy?)
Credit: Map by Jeremy Glover  jgrantglover.bsky.social
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The neighborhood is gonna get whimsical, y'all!
Text exchange between two married weirdos.

First message is a link to purchase and an image of a LARGE metal sculptural octopus, message sender is cdrLogic

MrLogic: if you want it, go for it

Cdr: And I can put him out front? (Happy crying emoji) And we can add little seasonal hats sometimes?

Mr: I mean, yeah. Little worried it'll get stolen, but can figure that out
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Soooo, are we in trouble bc of the foods or bc we are on the menu?
Screenshot of a CNN headline reading "Ultraprocessed foods are turning human thighs into well-marbled steaks" accompanying image is what appears to be either the aforementioned steaks or an MRI crossection of two delicious, I mean fatty thighs
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Eldest child has brought evidence that the youths are aware of the ancient memes
A fractal Cool S
That is, a Cool S made up of Cool Ses made up of Cool Ses
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It's giving "that's at least ten ducks"
Ancient meme: news show image of a swarm of hundreds of ducks swarming a road with the chyron "ducks march in orderly lines through city of Taizhou"

Below it are two comments:
1- Look at all those ducks there are at least ten
2- Well, you're not wrong
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Happy New Year!
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Blessings of the Big Fridge be upon ye.
Several foil-covered dishes laid out on an outdoor table, the outdoor being The Big Fridge
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Y'all, I have never seen ICE reporting this active, but I worry that it won't get media play bc of whose neighborhood they're in. For those of you not from 'round here, they are avoiding the wealthy(er) and white(r) Northside (that single red up top) and carpeting poorer, browner areas.
Map of Chicago with pindrops identifying where ICE sightings have been made in the current day.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Frivolity checkpoint: I am delighted to have broken out a new cardigan with dinos all over it. What frivolity is delighting you today?
Selfie of person wearing a jaunty green cardigan with grumpy cartoon t-rex-ish dinos on it. Most are outlines, but one looks like it is colored in with crayon.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Right?
Simpsons meme- child pointing, captioned "Stop! Stop! He's already based AF!"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Tumblr, what in the honeybaked AI fuck is this ad? I reported it as "broken" because that's really the only word for it. STATE TARFF
Two flags crossed to bar the viewer's way down a road? a gate? hard to say. The flag on the left is the "american" flag, but has only 11 stripes, and the star field is kinda L-shaped and there's a mutant flipper-flag hanging off the back of the main flag. The flag on the right is mostly the "Canadian" flag, but it ALSO is infected with some american flag mold. It also has a tag that reads "State Tarff" under which is some pastiche Asian writing. It's an entire AI mess.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It is once again tomato season and my beloved husband, against all odds, grew the foundation of a truly phenomenal BLT. BEHOLD AND QUIVER WITH ENVY.
Three thick slices of tomato fanned out on a cutting board. Deep red all the way through.A BLT cut crosswise, angled open to show its tasty middle.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Finally. An area just for me.
Sunken space in a metal floor surrounded by a yellow barrier. A sign inset in the lip of the space reads "Depressed Area"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Other fun sights at the EBR include manipulators that you shouldn't play with.
A display behind a ton of leaded glass in which manipulator arms are able to move flasks and material around.
A sign reads "please do not play with the manipulators"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
On this day, we learned that "scram" is actually an acronym from early reactor experiments. "Safety Control Rod Axe Man" If your reactor pile was running too hot, your buddy (Derek for this example) would axe-chop the ropes suspending the control rods and everyone would run like heck.
Delightfully chunky brass button labeled above "SCRAM" and below "Reactor Shut Down"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
On cross country trip with the family, mostly focusing on national parks but making time for unique roadside diversions. Like the EBR-1! #ebr1
Copper sign reading "Experimental Breeder Reactor - I"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Oldest child carried on the tradition of not knowing what else to do, making an American flag cake.
Two round cakes, side by side, decorated with an American flag design.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
A fav sign or two. #nokings #chicago
Cardboard sign reading "Gestapo Lookin' Ass Bitch!!! UR mom's a hoe too"Sign with the Chicago flag, but the stars are replaced with Morse code for SOS. It reads "Chicago is a sanctuary for everyone except ICE"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Daley plaza is packed beyond capacity. Love to see it. #nokings #chicago
A sea of peaceful people with anti-trump signs in Daley plaza Chicago Handmade sign reading "Chicago knows how to remove ice"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I lied. I'm also a monarchist for the run times of the Black Panther movies.
Teen Comix meme, original comic attributed to Beanson 2015
First Panel: kid wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt that reads "No Kings" as a friend approaches
Second Panel: Friend's t-shirt with an image of T'Challa sitting regally on a throne
Third Panel: First kid's shirt now reads "One King"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I am a monarchist only when I'm watching or reading Lord of the Rings.
meme of Teen Comix, original comic attributed to Beanson 2015
First Panel - Kid wearing sunglasses and a shirt that reads 'No Kings" being greeted by a friend
Second Panel - Friend's shirt depicting Aragorn from Lord of the Rings
Third Panel - Original kid's shirt now reads "One King" in Hobbit Font
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Double rainbow!
A double rainbow over a row of urban houses
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Is it Jesus? I bet it's Jesus.
Clip from CNN online, a picture of a group of Catholic cardinals from a distance. The caption reads "How the new pope will choose  a name - and the one that's off-limits"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Adapted meme - me watchng Bluesky
there b some specific ass (machines is crossed out) songs in this world
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If you can hear this gif, consider this your reminder to do your mobility stretches and take your fiber.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
According to The Last of Us, yes.
A pine-forested mountain scape, centered on a broad, shallow river. A chyron reads "10 miles west of Boston"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
At least this time, i actually got to march.
Hundreds of people marching in a Chicago city street. A sign reads "Let us off the ride"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Seen around the neighborhood this week. Y'all seen any about?
A utility pole with three stickers about the Saturday April 5 Hands Off Nationwide Rally 

Top: Daley plaza 12-2pm
Middle: hands off our LGBTQ communities 
Bottom: hands off Medicare
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Xennials out in force today #teslatakedown
Two protest signs quoting mean girls

"Elon, stop trying to make fascism happen"

"Deport musk. He doesn't even go here"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The logic kids were bored and someone left out a giant pad of paper and markers. I dunno, I think I can turn this in to some accrediting body and get them at least an honorary MBA.
A whiteboard covered in hand drawn charts, graphs, and text, simulating a business presentation. Highlights include:
Title: Business plan because we got no money
Subheading: so basically this is graph of our stonks and money and stuff

Arrows pointing to dollar bills with the caption "we want this"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Y'all, my extremely NOT online 71-year-old mother texted me this unprompted. I think that counts as breaking containment. My one addition to the caveat of "buy only absolute necessities, and avoid big box if you do" is to pay cash if possible - it will be invisible to your credit/debit company.
Flyer for Economic Blackout
Friday, February 28 12am-1159pm
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Things heating up in next conclave discourse.
A thread of posts to tumblr
Post 1 - The next conclave is going to be called 2 con 2 clave and they have to elect 2 popes
Post 2 - tag by at fitchersvogel - avignon drift
Post 3 - Adapted meme - conorv93 from Avignon posting "Ah lads not again"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Everything is awful. Practicing my stabbing arts and listening to soothing podcasts.
Partially finished embroidery of a grumpy, spherical bird.
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It's me. I'm the magnetic depression.
An image of dark sunspots captioned as follows:
"Sunspots: Magnetic Depressions - January 13th, 1997. Our Sun has spots! These spots appear dark in photographs like the one above, but actually are quite bright."
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Randomly caught the Holiday Train. Whee! #cta #holidaytrain
Interior of a public train decked out with colorful lights and a candy cane striped hold bar. A poster reads "Santa rides the Brown Line!"
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cdrLogic @cdrlogic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Can report that it's a dry heat, here in Chicago. Doesn't feel that hot, ya know?
Screenshot of a computer taskbar with a weather widget that reports it is Cloudy with a temperature of 11684F. Or 6473C.
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