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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14h
Jack Smith at last night’s Power to the People concert, wearing a Springsteen/No Kings shirt.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 10h
What is "Start a horn fire?"
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 10h
I'm always humbled by the idea that it would take several lifetimes to travel between any of these two dots with our current technology.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11h
wint @dril
Hello Sam this is your lawer speaking.
I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 10h
The dude has literal Nazi tattoos. It's no accident.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 11h
I'll order 3 of the one on the right.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 11h
False. 10 years. 15 years max. Stop spreading your lies Kate!
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 13h
And, for the zillionth time, useful AI could be a great thing for humanity. Think medical imaging, weather forecasting, urban planning, material sciences, etc... But all that is being put to the wayside while tech bros pour billions into selling us shit we don't need.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 13h
The AI being sold to us is nothing more than chatbots trying to get us to buy dick pills and sign up for online casinos.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h
I have seen porn considerably less erotic than this man's sex dream about Jesus Christ.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 13h
Deer My Friends Folks are askeen what I have bin doing lately to pertect Ontario and I have bin busy fighteen communism by tearing out bike lanes, putting up really big signs and scaring folks about Chinese spy cars. I have also bin doing thousands of photo opps because that pertects Ontario 1000%.
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Marcy @marcythecranky.bsky.social · 15h
I’m lovin’ it
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 15h
Okay. Money Laundering 101. Say you come across a suitcase with 5 million bucks in it...
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 15h
Blue Jays Playoff Chances #CbabGoogles
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is The Buggening Of 2005?
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"So then I said 'well maybe if your casseroles were made properly, he would be home for dinner every night', and that's why I suggested adding paprika. I was just trying to help as I always do. You know me Dorothy."
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm with Carl Sagan on this:
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is Major Swan?
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those chatbots have a singular purpose. Mine as much conversational data to inform customer profile analysis and advertising opportunities. That's it.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Current AI actually has extremely valuable use cases in tons of fields spanning medicine, astronomy, urban planning, and more. But... there's a finite number of opportunities to profit from them. So instead we get infinite [useless] chatbots shoved into every device.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been involved or adjacent to the AI field for over 25 years and I agree with @marygillis.bsky.social. I feel like a broken record saying this but the "AI" we're being sold - based on LLMs - is nowhere near what the average person thinks "AI" is (the AI of movies and TV).
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey @todayintoronto.bsky.social - this seems like a really sketchy news site. Most likely AI-generated. Lots of red flags. DON'T CLICK THE LINK
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, I don't "get" most art. I just don't. I also don't understand why this thing cost 1.5 million dollars (IIRC) and why it was in the National Art Museum. Yes, I'm of a certain age. Now get off my lawn.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I'll tell YOU when I'm cut off, Tony. You just keep 'em comin' ok? I pay the goddamned bill in this shithole, not you!"
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update - If you already turned OFF AI components (which I most certainly fucking have) or if you don't have any AI-related hardware (high end GPUs), you should be fine.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PSA: Windows 11 Update 26H2 is rolling out. You're going to want to search YouTube for update info so you can turn OFF all the AI nonsense it's going to force into the OS. This time around it's mostly around the Start Menu and Taskbar/Task Manager (why that needs AI is beyond me).
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well fuck him then. Apparently this movie is being produced by the Daily Wire. Trejo and Harvey Keitel are part of it. Fuck him too. deadline.com/2026/10/mont...
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Montana Locals Protest Daily Wire's Pro-ICE Film Inspired By Renee Good
Daily Wire's new pro-ICE movie production has attracted local protesters in Livingston, Montana.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just a totally normal US Government social media post. imgur.com/gallery/nZATFi2
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It's "Bear" week alright...
Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and ...
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"How can Ace be 1 AND 11? ... What kind of God would allow that?"
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not in the US but this may be useful to my US friends. I haven't dug too deeply though.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not a bad use for doldos.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I realize it's on the nose, BUT. #31DaysOfHalloween #music www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFPI...
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Ministry - Every Day Is Halloween
YouTube video by VCR Repair
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Canada's Dr. Emily Petroff is at the forefront of this field at the Perimeter Institute. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kh...
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Emily Petroff, Fast Radio Bursts
YouTube video by National Radio Astronomy Observatory (NRAO)
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, so. Yes cool. But FRB (Fast Radio Bursts) are a growing area of studym and they usually come from things much larger than planets. This falls into the "hm, interesting..." category of space news. As opposed to the "WE HAVE DISCOVERED LIFE!" category that the news loves to spit out.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"It's been 15 minutes. Do you think I should ask for a server? They should at least have bread. You ask. I don't want to seem difficult."
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is 'Nikolay' or 'Bogdana'?
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welp, that's me deciding not to go out this eve. This has happened precisely 3 times since Confederation. I'm just not feeling it. But I do have beverages.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All of Ford's ads (which we fucking pay for) are exactly like this too.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just in time for Christmas season!
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, if you have to ask...
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also I know this affect NON-recreational travel to the US as well, which sucks. I have friends and fam with businesses down there. Only 1/3 of the voting population did anything to prevent the disaster which is the current US Administration.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's a super easy fix for this, which saves you 100% on gas and other costs of ... you know, travelling to the US.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this the most exciting rally ever? We'll let the FAN decide.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is a T-Pant?
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven't been since 2008. It was good. Then the bank took over for a while. I'm very meh about it. Enjoy it, if that's your thing.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forgotten Hip Hop classic www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZzW...
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Morris Minor & The Majors "Stutter Rap" ORIGINAL VIDEO
YouTube video by TheSaucersApprentice
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