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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 1h
I had this phone when I was 12. I stopped setting goals after that because honestly, what do you reach for?
The box of the "Andrea" phone from the late 80s, which had a neon blue light across the front.The "Andrea" phone from the late 80s, which had a neon blue light across the front.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 3h
Still doing that fuckin' hand thing.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 19h
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 9h
Tried to get refunds for my oranges. But they said never again are refunds for, citrus and more. It's their Policy of Fruit.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 9h
Art
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 11h
One of the originals. He left CFNY just before I started listening in the late 80s, but David Marsden left a mark. It was the most unique station in the city (and likely the country at the time). RIP.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 20h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 20h
i know it is a small thing but do these tech oligarchs not read before signing something from the unites states president
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's very little meat in these gym mats...
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good watch. They cover more than just Muse in this video. On *that* specific topic my position remains the same - It's a Tamagotchi that buys things for you (potentially without your knowledge) and has access to your financial information, ...and targetted ads. WCGW?
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Trump reverses course and decides "Super Intelligence Pro Max" is much better, orders the CIA and DIA (which was previously renamed to the War Intelligence Agency because sure, why not?) to change names so CSIPMA and WSIPMA immediately. There are 12 other agencies he could do as well.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These will never get old.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Canadians being expelled from the country by Trade officials now. Cool cool. www.youtube.com/shorts/ULcdj...
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'Get the hell out of our country': Trump trade adviser takes aim at Canadian lobbyists
YouTube video by CTV News
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The guy who cheated on all 3 of his wives and literally wrote the Epstein Files is signing "morally binding" documentation now?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
genuinely useless to give this number without defining A) what run rate means and B) what period it refers to
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't wait to see all these ginormous companies bend over backwards trying to change their names to OpenSI, xSI etc... just to avoid the wrath of a senile rapist/pedophile.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone's "alarmed" now that they can see the money ain't there.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is insane. They built a product they can no longer control, and they're all "...WELP." "Anthropic says liability limits may not cover claims over autonomous agent actions."
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another one. 56 dead. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVDl...
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Another Landslide In Nepal: Mountain Slope Collapses In Seconds In Chame, 56 Killed | N18G
YouTube video by CNBC-TV18
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Erin Raeburn @erinraeburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile white nationalists just gathered on Tk'emlúps te Secwépemc land with a "Got Bones?" banner. Destroying these records erases vital evidence, history, and the painful accounts of people who deserve to be remembered. That serves the agenda of residential school deniers not reconciliation.
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Doug Gilford @madcoversite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I ever feel the need to page through a few MAD paperbacks, I have a few duplicates that didn't get donated to the U of O.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 28/09/2026
Oh my god, it looks like a Russian bot forgot to pay their Claude bill but was still configured to reply to posts about Putin
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm off today Debra. What the heck?
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exactly what I expected. I hope that was REALLY expensive for him.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Hurt Locker, Big, Wayne's World, Lost In Translation. Some of my favourite films.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@edzitron.com is a part of this discussion. Seriously, watch this. Not only in the bubble actively collapsing, but the damage is being done daily. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw5D...
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The REAL Reason AI Is Already Out Of Control
YouTube video by The Diary Of A CEO Clips
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
The level of financial misalignment is as bad as I’ve been warning, and you’re going to see headline after headline of stuff I’ve said in the newsletter for years. I say this with both pride and sadness because being right is going to be many layers of horrible.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
It’s just a matter of time now, and mostly a matter of when the money runs out. There is no future for Anthropic or OpenAI at their current scale. Hyperscalers need $308bn of annual ai revenue - around the revenue of Microsoft - for 10% return on 2026 and 2027 capex. Could be more with cost of debt.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have CDs become so old that the fears of piracy just aren't a thing anymore? I'm copying my collection to digital storage, and there's a literal "Rip CD" option in Windows Media Player [Legacy] now? I'm using EAC to get the correct metadata but I'm just kind of amazed how easy it is.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump is really big on bullshit power moves through body language. This photo speaks volumes. www.cbc.ca/news/world/c...
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China, U.S. agree to AI dialogue, tariff cuts on $30 billion in goods during Xi visit | CBC News
The United States and China have agreed to reduce tariffs on $30 billion US of goods and launch a dialogue on AI, both countries said following President Xi Jinping's visit to Washington.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just wanna say - Viral Lesbian Bar is a great name for a bar.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been talking to a few friends about the latest season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, and the verdict has been pretty much unanimous. ... What the fuck?
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Make no mistake. Canada doesn't want Kevin O'Leary. www.youtube.com/shorts/wl6Hv...
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Kevin O'Leary's data center would be the largest in the world
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am always convinced the reason this happened is because someone on Trump's team mentioned that French language protection is literally in our fucking Constitution. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oINu...
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U.S. withdraws its trade position on French language, Trump claims position never existed
YouTube video by CTV News
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/09/2026
Anyone hoping to see what the President of the United States has to say today on his personally owned social network will first have to encounter this full page overlay advertisement for…kratom! Yes, that’s right folks. The President wants you to get hooked on gas station heroin. Prettyyyy cool!
URL shows: http://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

Ad covering whole page: Thank you President Trump!

Global Kratom Coalition
Global Kratom Coalition™
GLOBAL KRATOM
COALITION
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scanning some old photos and found this one. Peter Pan at Queen/Soho from 1998. Tried to get the same views from Google Maps in 2009 and 2026. I love that place but I haven't been since probably the early 2000s.
A westward looking view of Peter Pan at Queen/Soho from Jan 1998.  People are crossing the street and a late model Toyota sedan waits at the light.A westward looking view of Peter Pan at Queen/Soho from June 2009, taken from Google Maps.A westward looking view of Peter Pan at Queen/Soho from April 2026, taken from Google Maps.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brad's ACTUAL plan for fixing Toronto: - Build a subway in East Scarborough - Hire more cops (despite the fact that crime is down) ... that's it.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey MultiBrad, how much of the Toronto Budget gets dumped into the coffers of the cops?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching Pete Campbell make every mistake under the sun, shirk responsibilities, fuck up accounts, cheat on spouse: what a vile creature watching Roger Sterling do exactly the same shit: MY MAN
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The very poor and badly worded "Artificial Sweetener" will now officially be called SUPER Sweetener, which more better accurately describes it. The same goes for SUPER Flavours and SUPER Colours in our very great and healthy foods! Thank you for your distraction from the Epstein Files!
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These glasses are so perverted they've been recalled.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer alone is so satisfying. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All of it needs to be shut down. Like, now.
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Cbab @cbab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No need for the Oscars this year. This wins them all.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
I have said that the main use for AI is going to be widescale fraud and I'm delighted to see that people are posting about all the fraud they plan to do on main.
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