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Caz McDonagh-Darwin

@cazmcdo.bsky.social
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Queer, fat, disabled, neurodivergent, mentally ill, loud, working class, writer, feminist killjoy - and other things that scare those who'd take our rights away she/they

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And then there is accountability. Did the socials feed break rules? Or was the TV broadcast over policed? I'm none the wiser from a bureaucratic point of view. From a personal point of view, protect the dolls innit!!
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Money can't buy class
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Well, whatever happens in the courts, it just goes to show that money really can buy an excellent team to play on the pitch”
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think he missed me #OrangeCatChronicles
Caroline: a white woman with brown hair in a black t-shirt, forehead to forehead with Harry: a silly ginger cat who shows affection in this ridiculous way
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Strangers in public accept the word "no" after they've offered help to a disabled person, challenge level: fucking impossible, it seems
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get up when I want, except on Tuesday when I get rudely awakened by YET ANOTHER bloody text message from the doctors about a flu jab I've already arranged! #CazLife
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rosie Jones once said "I could only fit one different thing in my life", about being disabled, a lesbian, and straddling the intersection. cazmcdo.wordpress.com/2026/10/02/r...
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Rosie Jones – and straddling the intersection
Rosie Jones and I have a few things in common. We’re both Northern. We’re both pricks. We both have gigantic tits. And we’re both disabled lesbians. And when I saw her walk on to the set of The Rus…
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rosie Jones once said "I could only fit one different thing in my life", about being disabled, a lesbian, and straddling the intersection. cazmcdo.wordpress.com/2026/10/02/r...
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Rosie Jones – and straddling the intersection
Rosie Jones and I have a few things in common. We’re both Northern. We’re both pricks. We both have gigantic tits. And we’re both disabled lesbians. And when I saw her walk on to the set of The Rus…
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wanting to share some of my writing again so I hope you'll give me a little read - some reworkings of older stuff and some new stuff to come too... cazmcdo.wordpress.com
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Chronicles
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#OrangeCatChronicles he just stood on my head and nearly choked me with his tail. I'm having a bad pain day and he knows and is being all cuddly, but like not that effectively 😂
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn't even mention the Uber driver who refused to pick us up with my chair because of "stuff in the boot" - the next driver told us it's policy you have to have an empty boot, and this chair folds pretty small, we had got it in a c class Merc on the way to the pub!
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The bus driver* decided not to take me, of course. The bus itself had no say, apart from the sticker that says the space is for a wheelchair, but I didn't get to where I could point that out. It's so hard having to be an activist every time I leave the house
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More whimsical time than I had, anyway bsky.app/profile/cazm...
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all their ranting about bus etiquette, neither of them backed me up when the bus decided not to take me in my wheelchair because "there's two prams" (both moving to make room), and then "I'm running late, the next one is only 5 mins away"
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She's now loudly complaining that the bus is late and I have the app and know how far away it is and I'm saying NOTHING
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her: I said I was here first and they say "does it matter" and yes the fuck it bastarding does Him': Yeah I say you just got here, fucking get to the back Me, internally: It's noon on a sunny Monday...
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most British thing is happening at this bus stop: two older people just discussed the weather (pretty nice) and then both ranted, swearing and all, about people not properly queueing for buses
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#OrangeCatChronicles he always seems confused when I wheel my wheelchair to the front door, like he's asking why I keep taking furniture outside with me
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And I woke him up at about 2am this morning going to the loo because the mad bastard was sleeping on the bath mat #OrangeCatChronicles
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's also not allowed in the kitchen because he can't be trusted not to lick clean the plates or eat through the waxed paper to get to eat the bread #OrangeCatChronicles
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay so I think I have to start #OrangeCatChronicles because so far in the last day or so Harry has stuck his whiskers up my nose, poked me in the eye with his tail and almost turned the TV off. And then he looks like butter wouldn't melt!
Orange cat lounging on a fat white woman in a dark blue dress, her face not visible. Harry looks very cute and is enjoying some good scritches and you can see his adorable toe beans too
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This was Harry when he wanted me to not leave the house earlier
Ginger cat resting head on the hand of white woman, who's black dress with red and blue floral pattern is visible (and we're ignoring the still packed moving boxes in the background)
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DismalChips DIED FIFTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT @dismalchips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
100% would wear
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man in the moon boot with a crutch managed to miss it, dunno what everyone else's excuse is
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, a man just fully walked into both back wheels and absolutely would have spilled his pint on me if I was still sat there, and I'd have been mighty miffed as I just washed my hair!
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Three more since my original post
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And I don't want to hear "Well if you were sat there people would be more careful" because like fuck they would. They think a "sorry" makes up for how much more my back hurts...
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The reason I always get out of my wheelchair at the pub and sit in a regular chair: up to about 5 different people have knocked into it in the last 15 minutes
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A Steve @asteve4.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Mitch McConnell doesn't see his shadow today, it's 6 more months of being dead.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The problem with Kelsey Grammer is that he looks and sounds like Frasier Crane, the pompous, snobby, but erudite and ultimately well-meaning fictional radio psychiatrist, and so people tend to forget that he is a piece of shit.
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh god did Coulthard really ask Antonelli if he'd heard of LL Cool J so he could make the fucking shittiest link I've ever heard?
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(We're an AuDHD family, he used to be really into Lego, but not THAT into it)
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My parents have started watching Lego Masters and immediately my brother asked "What level of autism is this?"
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We can't altruism our way out of capitalism. But Dolly Parton got close.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
as a big boobs and good morals haver i think i speak for all if us when i say we will miss our leader
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
The whole time Dolly Parton was being one of music's greatest songwriters & performers, & one of the world's greatest humanitarians & champions for literacy, & accepting of queer & trans people, get this. She never let up on being a hot girl shaking ass looking fabulous with her proud huge boobs.
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The iron has been located. It was in the place where the iron lives, but they couldn't find it because there were some books on top of the box. Can't make this shit up
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not a typical Sharonism, but it is actually true
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#SharonismOfTheDay is back with: "This isn't the first time we've lost an iron!"
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've got to be totally honest, I thought the N stood for another temperature scale I hadn't heard of but you mean latitude, don't you?
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
At least it was a wheelchair and not a pram, I'm not sure I have the energy today to throw out "I have priority under the law" if a pram refuses to move, and especially if the driver decides to not even stop
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The buses that come here are every half hour for one route, and once an hour for the other (routes diverge after I'm getting off so I can get either), and luckily I'm in the sweet spot where it's only 7 minutes for the next one rather than 30, but still, fucking hell
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Petition for bus drivers so at least stop and open the doors to tell me that there's another wheelchair on board and therefore no room for me, rather than throw his hand up and point backwards while shaking his head, all while only slowing down and not coming to a stop at all!
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The one about gays and getting stoned... 420 friendly
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was too quick coming here to also complain about being sweaty to notice you asked for solutions, but realistically I have none and I am just sharing in the suffering
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fluoxetine but yes, I swear I sweat in places I didn't know I could sweat while also not sweating from the usual places and therefore overheating even more
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A decent Margherita pizza is really all you need, anything else is window dressing
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Caz McDonagh-Darwin @cazmcdo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 some more (I even danced in the second image. Suffered for days afterwards, worth it)
Caroline, a white woman with brown hair and glasses in a pink dress with black stars on it, stands in front of a large metal monument, holding one arm up with a red walking stick in it pointing towards the top of the monumentCaroline, a white woman with brown hair and glasses in a purple dress is standing and dancing with a light up walking stick in one hand to keep her balance. The image is rather dark
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