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cayce רחל חנה

@caycef.bsky.social
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transsexual ratboy prince/ess (she/her) don’t reskeet my selfies 💥✍️ electrologist @ NV 📍YYZ autotectonic.bandcamp.com

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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 11h
Big poo poop in the morning Good day you're earning Big poo poop at night The benefits are slight.
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 22h
love it
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 23h
oh we’re so fkn back
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
theyre scheming up cures for all the osteoporosis they have
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
uff yeah i routinely miss a week of e+t and end up bone dry while trying to go to the gym and it’s?? hilariously bad lmao
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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
scheming eunuch hours
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what if i actually want zero hormones, what about that medical doctors what if i don’t want any hormones going on
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wattpad Comments @wattpadcomment
i want that twink Obliterated
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally saw a coyote walk thru the backyard yday i love my wildly overgrown ravine-connected neighbourhood
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mcc @dryad.technology · 03/10/2026
It's well known that an infinite number of monkeys will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. However my thesis is that this formulation is naive, and we can in fact establish a far lower bound. Proof: William Shakespeare, a monkey, produced the works of Shakespeare. (1/2)
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
made literally 10 litres of chicken soup today 😋
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/10/2026
nono, you're confused, it's easy. If it's a girl its Incubus and if it's a boy it's Hoobastank
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s fat squirrel week in toronto hooooly cow these boys are BIG
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🍀🍀🌿🌿🍀🍀🍀🌿🌿 🍀🌱🌿🍀🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀 🌿🍀🌱🌿🌿🌿🌿🍀🍀 🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🍀🌿🌿🌿 🍀🌿🌿🍀🌿🍀🐿️🌿🌿 🍀🌿🌿🌿🍀🍀🌿🌿🌿 🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🌿🌿🍀
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wow self care rly is underrated smh
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
topical estrogen: chemicals suspended in an oil that works when applied to skin tiger balm: chemicals suspended in an oil that works when applied to skin but when i want to make garlic tinctures and herbal oils to stay healthy this winter IM the crazy kook who believes in magic smhhhh
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
turns out nicotine is very good for mitigating some long covid / ME/CFS symptoms so i rode that a long time, and it rly did help but i’m doing well lately and i don’t need it anymore , feels goood man dot jpg
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
officially quit nicotine actually for real and it stuck this time, after starting on the juul back in 2017, movin to smokes in 2021, and shifting down to zyns this summer. turns out the zyns rly did work to wean me off slowly cont’d 👇
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ngl its crazy how there was a whole humanoid canid subspecies that died out in the middle ages because they overwhelmingly converted to christianity, became monks/nuns, most took vows of celibacy, and now no one talks about them???
a small ivory figure dated to 1500s denmark depicting a fox in a monk's outfit
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
o o o o o o o o noted yeah gus is very mid these days same with latin world it’s no good
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
snacks, definitely restaurants i dunno, gus tacos was great ten years ago but def not anymore im not like, in it tho im sure there’s good spots im not aware of
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we’re also the best at saying we have good Mexican food but honestly we do nottttt
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
y’all are sleeping on this one fr this is hilarious
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cece (has mouth, able to scream) @ceceradio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no im not nonbinary like "im neither man nor woman" im nonbinary like "i am everyone. i am the one and i am the all. i am the pure source made real. i am the father, the son, and the holy spirit. buy my ebook series to achieve complete spiritual fulfillment"
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
god working at the dick sucking factory factory: buddy, they don’t even let ME heiros gamos
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honestly my morning routine has been *crackin* all month and i rly feel like i’m finding myself again and a great cloud is lifting 🥹
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE VERY TRANSSEXUAL OATMEAL GREEN TEA NO NIC NO WEED BREAKFAST BABYYYYYYY we’re so fkn back
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its dinnertime. i cook the alison roman beans. it’s dinnertime. i cook the carla beans. it’s dinnertime. i cook the alison roman beans. my life is a series of moments who am i? beans? stew? is there even a bean stew looking back at me? etcetera
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nah that’s gay
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is correct! the text says his face *was shining* (ie glowing / *radiating* light) and the word for radiating/glowing and horns are similar, so it was mistranslated
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my lil extra sumthin sumthin is an XL sized poutine 🤤
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
still a woman too but ehhhhhhhh u know how it is
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh yeah im nonbinary now fuck it idgaf
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violence @creature.gay · 24/09/2026
one of those jokes that has unintentionally aged like wine
jack donaghey from 30 rock sayinf
"We're almost pulling it off. The Harry potter theme park...""...is a huge hug with both anglophiles and pedophiles"
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yes i’m going to toronto garlicfest tmrw obviously 🧄
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jesus christ that’s jason bourne
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i feel when i shoplift from a loblaws
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wild that’s one of my favourite expressions too it’s not a v common one! so true in any case
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i could *definitely* use any fraction of a thousand dollars that comes my way, power bills don’t pay themselves paypal me rich people! paypal.me/caycefischer DO IT!!!
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that’s a crazy wound for what happened holy shit it looks like you had a cigarette put out on your finger or got into a bad bandsaw accident
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah he’s so good at being a creepy little guy
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok this one legitimately traumatized me as a kid bc it was like “whoa i am witnessing true violence and evil“ but rewatching it recently it’s kinda hot and also a rly good episode in general and it’s FREAKIN ENSIGN WORMTONGUE how cool is that
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’ve seen some mysterious creatures at hanlans lemme tell ya (and i’ve been one too)
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the sex dungeon of doctor parnassus
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TIL what an “abecedarium” is and it’s exactly what it sounds like yeah it’s something with the ABC’s on it scientists are so silly
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jeff rosenstock is an anagram of jerk off, not secs
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is a great call i gotta find BOOKS
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’ve literally never succeeded in growing a plant or keeping one alive (yes incl succulents) send help
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