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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why."

Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!"

First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization."

Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces.

Proud to be an American today!

USA 🇺🇸"Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster."

Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars

If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position"

Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 27/10/2025
They're practicing calligraphy! 🐦‍⬛🪶
"Happy Halloween" illustration of two Ravens practicing calligraphy with a feather. One is much more skilled than the other, but both seem to be enjoying themselves!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
It’s more than just bad priorities. It’s about lack of basic decency.
A tweet from BrooklynDad_Defiant! says: “No words. If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research... I have nothing left to say to you.” The image shows an illustration of a bald child in a hospital gown, holding an IV pole and looking into an opulent golden ballroom filled with formally dressed adults.
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
WARNING: This horrific video by a war correspondent reporting from the front lines of war ravaged Portland is not for the squeamish. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 13/10/2025
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/10/2025
I still have six phone numbers memorized, unsurprisingly being those of immediate family and also my landline, which I still have. Everything else is handled by the contacts list.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Guess that Qatari jet wasn’t a “gift” to Trump after all.
Screenshot of tweets. Mike Madrid writes: “Joe Biden was criticized for a Chinese balloon flying over our airspace. They’re giving Qatar an entire f’ing air base.”
Below, Aaron Rupar’s tweet quotes Pete Hegseth saying on Fox News: “I’m also proud that today we’re signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho.”
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Meanwhile the White House just illegally laid off dozens of CDC researchers and scientists during the shutdown.
Tweet by Dan Pfeiffer: “Anti-vax in the streets, pro-vax in the sheets.”
Below is Kaitlan Collins’ tweet showing a photo of a White House medical memorandum dated October 10, 2025, stating that President Donald Trump received his flu shot and COVID booster at Walter Reed.
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Interestingly, more people live in the green area than the blue area
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The etymology checks out. #StolenFromTheInternet
"At the Duck Pond" by Henry John Yeend King (1855-1924) has been overlaid with yellow humorous text:
induction: the act of inserting ducks
deduction:  the act of removing ducks
reduction:  replacing a worn out duck with another duck
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
the law is real until it gets to SCOTUS at which point it becomes fake, which doesn't bother the six reactionaries at the top but does undermine literally everyone else in the profession
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Troops to Portland? Illegal and absurd. But the absurdity is the point. Trump policy is to ignore real threats to US security coming from abroad and use the armed forces to pursue imaginary threats from within, thereby creating an atmosphere suitable for personal rule. (1/2)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2025
KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this? PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information? KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The buff-tip moth (Phalera bucephala) has mastered a very particular kind of camouflage. When they close their wings up, they resemble a broken twig. Native to large parts of Europe, there's regional pattern variation that reflects the local tree species. This one best resembles birch twigs?
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Teamwork makes the stream work.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Roses are red Sweetly sings the lark
Telegraph headline: Aggressive goats, with taste for human urine, are airlifted out of park. Image shows mountain goats in slings dangling from a helicopter over trees
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Chris Wysopal @weld.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
On this Sept 11, we remember. My wife served at Ground Zero as a first responder. Yesterday she rang the radiation bell, a milestone on her road to beating breast cancer. Grief + gratitude, service + strength. Proud of her. #NeverForget #FirstResponder #BreastCancer
Smiling as she rings the radiation bell at the treatment center—celebrating an end-of-radiation milestone on Sept 10
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Not sure how Steve has managed it, but he appears to be on the moon today. I'm not going to ask.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
You had your chance to remove and bar him from the presidency after Jan 6. And you chickened out.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 28/08/2025
Wavefunction Collapse xkcd.com/3134/
4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
One easy way to tell seals apart from sealions is that the latter have a different number of electrons
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/08/2025
Krissy canned 18 quarts of tomatoes today and we still have a ridiculous amount still on the vine. On the other hand, I did take a ripe tomato right off the vine today, slice it up, season it with salt and pepper and then eat the whole damn thing, so this should not be construed as a complaint
Tomatoes, still ripening on the vine.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
You can add up all the enjoyable pursuits of LLMs and the work productivity hacks and none of them, separately or together, will be more important than AI’s ecological costs or political disruption. “We” is more important here.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Grant is my hero
Supermarket fridge packed with Cavendish Crinkle Cut Chips. A special savings sign to the right above the packets says:
"Cavendish Fries
Save 1.27
1.00"

To the left of that is another, printed on plain paper:
"Grant
Ordered
Too Many
Fries Sale"
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 22/08/2025
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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t_shirtnshorts @t-shirtnshorts.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Wolves along the British Columbia coast, known as sea wolves, survive almost entirely on marine resources, with 90% of their diet coming from the ocean. Genetically distinct from inland wolves, they swim miles each day in search of food.

Wolves along the British Columbia coast, known as sea wolves, survive almost entirely on marine resources, with 90% of their diet coming from the ocean. Genetically distinct from inland wolves, they swim miles each day in search of food.
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3Crows @pamelab52.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Truth
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
post of NBC NEWS (blue check)

A 60 year old man spent three weeks being treated at a hospital after replacing table salt with sodium bromide following consultation with a popular artificial intelligence chatbot
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Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @epiellie.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This really is an exceptionally great piece about how public health should tackle the current moment of existential crisis. Read it, and be hopeful. Then act. www.statnews.com/2025/08/18/r...
statnews.com
Former CDC Director William Foege: How public health can fight back in a time of dangerous nonsense
“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time,” writes former CDC Director William Foege.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/08/2025
I expected a tyrant with an iron fist, not a clown with a spray tan and swollen ankles.
World on fire
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Will be hard to explain in the future that the US government went antivax, causing a lot of avoidable suffering and death, not in response to any negative incident with vaccines, but to the biggest, fastest, most successful, most impressive vaccine rollout in history.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Owl Core. Good Morning Blue Sky
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
No truer words have been spoken. 😳👇
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Nick Thornborrow @nickthornborrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Found in my brother’s house and I’m upset.
A door wedge with the name “Hodor” engraved into it.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 08/08/2025
We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but ‘blueberry’ has two b’s.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/08/2025
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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John Holbein @johnholbein1.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
truth
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