Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Take a shot every time someone says "he flies like a moron." 0130
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscTimothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 08/10/2026I'm a little embarrassed how long I spent on this actually. But if you appreciate it, let's be friends. 153
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comAnimated Guillotine with Arms and LegsALT: Animated Guillotine with Arms and Legs 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm still trying to find a full time dev job, but maybe I should switch careers and have these guys pay me to be a father their kids will be proud of when they grow up. 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is the "Give me sugar... in water" alien from MiB in real life. 010
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscTenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When the AI bubble finally pops, I'm going to tell my kids the "Ollama" was a creature that came into your room at night and made you cum. 001
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My favorite way to do it just happens to be another Goblin. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When the AI bubble finally pops, I'm going to tell my kids the "Ollama" was a creature that came into your room at night and made you cum. 001
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated Discaric @aghastronaut.com · 17/09/2026"I'm toxic on Bluesky," complained Toad. "Oh," replied Frog. "I printed my skeets for you, to make sure you see them," Toad said, shoving a crumpled piece of paper into Frog's hand. 19628
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh this is the guy that molested his sister, right? 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Would not want to be the man that walked 500 miles to die on this hill. This is da la da da da diddy dumb as fuck 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm not a fan of how my social media options are either A) evil company -or- B) company of just complete fucking dipshits I don't think I've ever seen such a collection of people so high off huffing their own pseudo intellectual brain farts as the people that work on this app. 1103
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You should change your name to “Dad Who’s Kids Don’t Talk to Him Anymore’s Advice” What a loser 020
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Hey, Alex. I hope this message finds you well… Well on the way to fucking yourself in your dipshit face. 000
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscIndie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026wait, i think this is the opposite of ‘being left behind for not using ai’. it’s almost like ai bros don’t know what they’re talking about because they let ai think for them 😂 1318364
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Not gonna lie. I definitely have theories about Network Chuck. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’m still annoyed that I predicted RDJ as Doom as soon as Majors was out but they are actually making him Victor and not Variant Tony. That makes zero sense. You don’t need to watch these if that’s not the angle they are going. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I'm not watching this whole thing. Does he die at the end? 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Pretty sure this is historically false. 060
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I can’t copy/paste the text on my phone, so sorry for no ALT text. I’ll add it in the comments as soon as I get to a proper computer. 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I really need a burner account for LinkedIn so I can tell this guy what I think of him. 110
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I got whiplash driving past Hooters because the advanced braking system kept confusing things for mountains. 010
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026british news be like "A titan has fallen, and the lion's whiskers grow a little grey. England mouorns a true patriout" and you look the guy up and his main deal seems to be writing columns like "What happened to the Gloury days of seeing a bit of tit in the chewspaper?" 101330191
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026He was hot in that lip sync battle. You can’t serve that much as a 100% cis dude. And if you can you need to pay some sort of fine. 011
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026static.klipy.comBrad Pitt in Fury: Hey, Shoot That GuyAlt: Brad Pitt in Fury: Hey, Shoot That Guy 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"I hope people like my stuff and I get the validation from strangers I am so desperately yearning for-- OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED?! I was gone for like 36 hours. That's a 1 or 3 in the blue circle tops. Tops!" 120
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026youtu.be/bBAE006qkoo?...youtu.beClutch - Willie Nelson (Official Music Video)YouTube video by OfficialClutch 120
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I was wondering why people were upset about it and then I realized that I’ve been confusing Ross Douthat and Ross Marquand’s names. Just in my brain. Not anywhere that matters. But still, apologies to Mr. Marquand. That wasn’t cool. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026And I have to try and be funny and make dick jokes about House of the Dragon on the podcast. There's like zero joy in me right now. 001
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I don't want to mope on my normie account, so I'm going to sigh heavily here about how I should be writing and enjoying that I AM writing now... but I've just been scrolling LinkedIn being depressed about getting laid off all evening looking for a new dev job, so we can afford for me to write. Fun. 100
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Your eyes on this resulted in my logging in with like 40+ notifications and thinking I must have accidentally done something REALLY bad lol. 261
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Remember when Howard Dean said “Yeah!” too loud once and ended his career. 041
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Mummy (1999): Evelyn O'Connell's Smug LookAlt: The Mummy (1999): Evelyn’s Smug Look 1427
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Besides, what they eat don’t make us shit 000
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscWatchers on the Couch Podcast @watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Just saw THE ODYSSEY! I'm not sure why they gave Odysseus that weird mustache. Or why his helmet has eyes and keeps floating off his head. Still it's nice when he gets back to the castle after he stops that dragon from marrying his wife. The thing with the rabbits was fucking weird though. 142
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Heavy Metal, because it was “a cartoon” 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026static.klipy.comTombstone: Well ByeAlt: Tombstone: Well Bye 001
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026static.klipy.comMcKenzie Brothers: Just Take Off!Alt: McKenzie Brothers: Just Take Off! 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ah yes the classic 14yo Christmas gift... the shotgun. 110
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated Disccyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026time to post my absolutely favorite meme 294204990
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This guy is really making me regret still having "Down Periscope" on DVD. 020
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I didn't realize I'd be flexing by admitting that on Thursdays we eat Culver's. Every Thursday. I have a drawer filled enough Scoopie tokens to buy an election. 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026"Bipartisan Bill" is my least favorite DC Superhero. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026He lives in China and identifies as pansexual, too? I mean, I liked the game when I was younger, but now I want to play American McGee's American McGee. 041
