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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I really need a burner account for LinkedIn so I can tell this guy what I think of him.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

🎵 It's the main character of the daaaaaay 🎵

Sesame Street Number of the Day? Letter of the Day? Who knows. It's a bunch of muppets like the person who posted the above thing.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

🎵 It's the main character of the daaaaaay 🎵

Sesame Street. Still image from the Number of the Day Song

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It's Monday, I've got to sit through a bunch of Teams meetings...

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Looks a lot like this guy. Someone in the comments should ask him about his dune buggy.

MST3k - Eegah. I don't want to look up the actor. It's the annoying boyfriend with the dune buggy and guitar. Caption is Joel (I think) saying "Sorry about my face."

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Say what you want, but you can't deny attie is doing numbers

attie.ai is the number 2 on the Top 5 Blocked accounts on Bluesky according to Clearsky. Just under JD Vance. You never want to be under JD Vance. Usha doesn't. Ashley F. Uniture doesn't. Hopefully, for attie's sake they'll get to top.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

"You fight like a baby, and I've fought many babies!"

Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar, Revenge of the Sith.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Really Proton? You could find a single motherfucker to sit in front of a computer for your ad? You had to generate one? You know how easy it is to find a stock photo of a motherfucker sitting in front of a computer?

An ad inside Brave Browser. Obvious AI generated dude sitting in front of a laptop.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

🎵 It's the main character of the daaaaaay 🎵

Sesame Street still from The Letter of the Day song.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

🎵 It's the main character of the daaaaaay 🎵

Screencap from Seasame Street's "Letter of the Day" song.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

In other news, notorious porn site *checks notes* D&D Beyond is now requiring age verification. Excuse me while I cast Bigsby's Jerk Off Motion as a ritual.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I can't begin to tell you how much I despise this guy and hate that he keeps coming up in my recommendations even though I tell YouTube to stop.

YouTube thumbnail: How I Write a Story with Just Chatbots from The Nerdy Novelist channel.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

There should have been at least 4 of these games. Although I guess it would be hard to keep coming up with ideas to fuck with the actual player's head after a while. Anyway this is better than any Resident Evil, and I'll fight you on the playground about it.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

MST3K: Season 1 Episode 11 "Moon Zero Two" Air Date: Jan 20 1990 Joel: It's Donald Trump chasing the Good Guys away! That doesn't make any sense. Tom Servo (J. Elvis Weinstein): - It makes *perfect* sense.

Cartoon opening of Moon Zero Two. Wealthy blonde fat guy smoking a cigar in the back of a limo chasing the two main characters of the opening credits.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

"If you see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you." This one, at least, isn't that obscure. Because otherwise we are getting into Amiga 500 territory.

Shining Force: The Legacy of Great Intention (1993 Sega)

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Literally could not give less of a fuck Amazon.

Echo Show Screen: Pete Davidson with a cup of coffee looking at a screen. Headline reads "See how Pete Davidson uses Alexa+"

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I know what the headline says, but you aren't unconvincing me this isn't "The Asshole of Boe" from an unaired Doctor Who episode.

How to grow a giant pumpkin, with help from science - The Associated Press

The picture is a guy standing next to a giant pale pumpkin laying on it's side. There's support framing around it. Stuff taped to it.

It looks like a gigantic disembodied asshole that would be the subject of a bad sci Fi movie.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I'd say at least I'm saving money, but I have to spend it on hard drives.

Disney Plus website: "Please tell us why you canceled. By the way, this is optional."

Radio button marked "Other" is selected. Under the comments reads "You know why."

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

The Office: "It's true" gif goes here.

The explore tab of Bluesky.

1. Luigi Mangione: 🔥 Hot!

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

My 8-year-old self's letterboxd top 4 (with only films from the year I was 8) Last Crusade I actually remember seeing in the theater.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

We now take you live to the DNC for comment.

Image of Caiaphas from Jesus Christ Superstar. The movie. The one where the guy that plays Peter (Paul Thomas) would later go on to be a huge male porn star and director. Great stuff.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Been De-Googling lately and trying to self host as much as I can & in the process of moving away from Google Photos, I came across this gem that I saved on 1/6/2018. I don't recall if @billcorbett.bsky.social himself posted it. I think it was from FB & I deleted that, too. PSA: Delete everything!

Fuck me, I have to describe this picture? Okay. Let's see.

This is a Trump rally from back in the day, where a positively fucking feral looking white woman (and I mean we are talking about Joker-villain manic) holds up her infant to the Level 20 Shit-Elemental that is Donald Judas Trump. Donald passively has two fingers on the baby's cheek but otherwise isn't looking at the baby, because he has absolute disdain for children as is evident by the behavior of his own fucking kids. Except for his daughter that he wants to fuck.

Anyway, the caption of the photo reads:
"PLEASE EAT MY BABY, GOD OF ANGER!" (Caption by MST3K's Bill Corbett)

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

This is the only error page we worship in this house.

The system error page of the Commodore Amiga computer. Black screen, red box with red text that reads "Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue. Guru Mediatation #00000025.65045338.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

No one is fucking a dude with this profile headline. No way.

Mediocre white guy takes. Don't need a Ko-Fi because I'm not a grifter.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

The Loc-Nar, renowned babysitter and story-teller, has just endorsed Cuomo.

Heavy Metal (1981): Green glowing ord, the Loc-Nar, sum of all evils.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

About 8 years ago Facebook ads presented me with this sticker. I didn't buy it, but I laughed so hard at the time that it's now the only thing I think of when I hear Ted Cruz.

Image of a sticker with Ted Cruz's dopey punchable face, that includes the caption "this man ate my son"

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Cut my line into pieces I need another snort

Trump Jr looking like a steaming sack of shit

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Me: Maybe I'll check out Mastadon finally, and see what that's like. (this is in the comments of literally the first thing I see) "I want fascists here.... I want everybody here." Just gonna go ahead and close that tab without registering.

@randahl @_elena

love the video and fedi.

but I don't think the algos will boost something against their owners' interests just cause we share it. they are smarter than that. being against algos and the way they force people to see stuff they don't want to, I also don't want to participate in that.

and I want fascists here (with mods to keep them from bothering people). I want everybody here. like the web and unlike places with algos, we can all coexist and not see stuff we don't want to.

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Well I played for the first time yesterday and I'm already super fucking addicted... #balatro

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Post your favorite Doctor Who (wrong answers only)

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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

You know, I've experienced something of a rapid unscheduled disassembly myself.

Normal Osborne in Spider-Man.

I mean he's in the MOVIE Spider-Man, not that he's actually inside-- you know what? Nevermind.

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