Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscTimothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 08/10/2026I'm a little embarrassed how long I spent on this actually. But if you appreciate it, let's be friends. 153
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comAnimated Guillotine with Arms and LegsALT: Animated Guillotine with Arms and Legs 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm still trying to find a full time dev job, but maybe I should switch careers and have these guys pay me to be a father their kids will be proud of when they grow up. 010
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscTenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When the AI bubble finally pops, I'm going to tell my kids the "Ollama" was a creature that came into your room at night and made you cum. 001
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When the AI bubble finally pops, I'm going to tell my kids the "Ollama" was a creature that came into your room at night and made you cum. 001
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated Discaric @aghastronaut.com · 17/09/2026"I'm toxic on Bluesky," complained Toad. "Oh," replied Frog. "I printed my skeets for you, to make sure you see them," Toad said, shoving a crumpled piece of paper into Frog's hand. 19628
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Would not want to be the man that walked 500 miles to die on this hill. This is da la da da da diddy dumb as fuck 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm not a fan of how my social media options are either A) evil company -or- B) company of just complete fucking dipshits I don't think I've ever seen such a collection of people so high off huffing their own pseudo intellectual brain farts as the people that work on this app. 1103
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscIndie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026wait, i think this is the opposite of ‘being left behind for not using ai’. it’s almost like ai bros don’t know what they’re talking about because they let ai think for them 😂 1318364
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Not gonna lie. I definitely have theories about Network Chuck. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’m still annoyed that I predicted RDJ as Doom as soon as Majors was out but they are actually making him Victor and not Variant Tony. That makes zero sense. You don’t need to watch these if that’s not the angle they are going. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I'm not watching this whole thing. Does he die at the end? 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I really need a burner account for LinkedIn so I can tell this guy what I think of him. 110
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026british news be like "A titan has fallen, and the lion's whiskers grow a little grey. England mouorns a true patriout" and you look the guy up and his main deal seems to be writing columns like "What happened to the Gloury days of seeing a bit of tit in the chewspaper?" 101330191
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026He was hot in that lip sync battle. You can’t serve that much as a 100% cis dude. And if you can you need to pay some sort of fine. 011
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026static.klipy.comBrad Pitt in Fury: Hey, Shoot That GuyAlt: Brad Pitt in Fury: Hey, Shoot That Guy 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026youtu.be/bBAE006qkoo?...youtu.beClutch - Willie Nelson (Official Music Video)YouTube video by OfficialClutch 120
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I was wondering why people were upset about it and then I realized that I’ve been confusing Ross Douthat and Ross Marquand’s names. Just in my brain. Not anywhere that matters. But still, apologies to Mr. Marquand. That wasn’t cool. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I don't want to mope on my normie account, so I'm going to sigh heavily here about how I should be writing and enjoying that I AM writing now... but I've just been scrolling LinkedIn being depressed about getting laid off all evening looking for a new dev job, so we can afford for me to write. Fun. 100
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Remember when Howard Dean said “Yeah!” too loud once and ended his career. 041
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Mummy (1999): Evelyn O'Connell's Smug LookAlt: The Mummy (1999): Evelyn’s Smug Look 1427
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscWatchers on the Couch Podcast @watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Just saw THE ODYSSEY! I'm not sure why they gave Odysseus that weird mustache. Or why his helmet has eyes and keeps floating off his head. Still it's nice when he gets back to the castle after he stops that dragon from marrying his wife. The thing with the rabbits was fucking weird though. 142
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Heavy Metal, because it was “a cartoon” 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026static.klipy.comTombstone: Well ByeAlt: Tombstone: Well Bye 001
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated Disccyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026time to post my absolutely favorite meme 294204990
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I didn't realize I'd be flexing by admitting that on Thursdays we eat Culver's. Every Thursday. I have a drawer filled enough Scoopie tokens to buy an election. 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026"Bipartisan Bill" is my least favorite DC Superhero. 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026What's this weird thing where I'm getting exactly 3 likes in a row from some rando on unrelated posts/replies several time a day for the last week? 000
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Terrible news. America was built on jizz. 040
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscTenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I saw Kirby walking down the street looking like a self important twat. I asked him why and he said he accidentally swallowed Ian Bogost and now he can’t stop huffing his own farts. He begged me for death. 031
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I saw Kirby walking down the street looking like a self important twat. I asked him why and he said he accidentally swallowed Ian Bogost and now he can’t stop huffing his own farts. He begged me for death. 031
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscTenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It’s weird we don’t call HIM Clavicular 152
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My most cancelable take is that I preferred Hydrox to Oreos. While we are at it the Zune was better than the iPod, and HD-DVD was better than Blu-ray. Dragon Age 2 is narratively the best one. People who like the Wheel of Time are weird. Not a good character in it outside of Stabby Gandalf. 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026It sucks to think about but it doesn't make sense to steal insane amounts of money if you are dying soon. At least to me. Maybe I'm not batshit enough to consider other angles. 130
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Because I never want to unsee this.static.klipy.comIndiana Jones: That Belongs In A Museum QuoteAlt: Indiana Jones: That Belongs In A Museum Quote 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026🎵🎵🎵 Someone said it's all right Save it now, don't say it for my sake Someone said it's all right Faster now... 030
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026We *gotta* feed this guy into a wood chipper, fam. 010
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I'm going to start judging people that continue to buy Magic and D&D stuff after this. I mean, I should have stopped years ago myself. 031
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscKWierso @kwierso.com · 14/05/2026You know, it's that very common phrase that everyone knows, "four strikes you're out for three days, eight strikes you're out for seven days, sixteen strikes you're permabanned... at the old ball game!" 172
Reposted by Tenser's Herniated DiscTenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Shakira, her hips truthful 081
Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Honestly? I'm still really annoyed that 72 Seasons didn't have an Un4given track. No, this isn't a bit. 110