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Tenser's Herniated Disc

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Timothy Pickerill 🌙 @beardvsevil.com · 08/10/2026
I'm a little embarrassed how long I spent on this actually. But if you appreciate it, let's be friends.
Alter of a YouTube thumbnail "Five Orbs told Me Stay" from a podcast with Blossom and Sharon Stone. I've changed with to be "One Orb told me Slay" and it features Tarnaa and the Barbarian Leader from Heavy Metal (1981). One of the orbs is colored green to represent the Loc-Nar.

It's pretty dumb now that I typed all that out.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Animated Guillotine with Arms and Legs
ALT: Animated Guillotine with Arms and Legs
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm still trying to find a full time dev job, but maybe I should switch careers and have these guys pay me to be a father their kids will be proud of when they grow up.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BG3 Early Access! Halsin yummy!
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the AI bubble finally pops, I'm going to tell my kids the "Ollama" was a creature that came into your room at night and made you cum.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the AI bubble finally pops, I'm going to tell my kids the "Ollama" was a creature that came into your room at night and made you cum.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 17/09/2026
"I'm toxic on Bluesky," complained Toad. "Oh," replied Frog. "I printed my skeets for you, to make sure you see them," Toad said, shoving a crumpled piece of paper into Frog's hand.
oad stands at Frog's door, showing him his list.

From "A List"
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Would not want to be the man that walked 500 miles to die on this hill. This is da la da da da diddy dumb as fuck
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm not a fan of how my social media options are either A) evil company -or- B) company of just complete fucking dipshits I don't think I've ever seen such a collection of people so high off huffing their own pseudo intellectual brain farts as the people that work on this app.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
wait, i think this is the opposite of ‘being left behind for not using ai’. it’s almost like ai bros don’t know what they’re talking about because they let ai think for them 😂
Bosses Horrified as “AI Native” College Graduates Hit the Workplace
"Massive numbers of students are going to emerge from university with degrees, and into the workforce, who are essentially illiterate."There’s a silent epidemic building in colleges and universities throughout the United States — and as you might imagine, it has everything to do with AI.

As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are coming to the office with alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through the list of humanities grads instead.

“We want critical thinking, not just AI,” the financier told the FT.

Over the past few years, a veritable tidal wave of op eds, studies, and think pieces have flooded the internet with horror stories about the decline in literacy rates, social skills, and critical thinking abilities of the country’s college students. While there’s a kernel of truth that these factors had already been slowly dwindling prior to the widespread adoption of AI, the tech only seems to be accelerating the drop-off in real-life abilities, particularly among young people for whom it can serve as a cognitive crutch.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not gonna lie. I definitely have theories about Network Chuck.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m still annoyed that I predicted RDJ as Doom as soon as Majors was out but they are actually making him Victor and not Variant Tony. That makes zero sense. You don’t need to watch these if that’s not the angle they are going.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm not watching this whole thing. Does he die at the end?
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I really need a burner account for LinkedIn so I can tell this guy what I think of him.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
british news be like "A titan has fallen, and the lion's whiskers grow a little grey. England mouorns a true patriout" and you look the guy up and his main deal seems to be writing columns like "What happened to the Gloury days of seeing a bit of tit in the chewspaper?"
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He was hot in that lip sync battle. You can’t serve that much as a 100% cis dude. And if you can you need to pay some sort of fine.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Brad Pitt in Fury: Hey, Shoot That Guy
Alt: Brad Pitt in Fury: Hey, Shoot That Guy
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
youtu.be/bBAE006qkoo?...
youtu.be
Clutch - Willie Nelson (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by OfficialClutch
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was wondering why people were upset about it and then I realized that I’ve been confusing Ross Douthat and Ross Marquand’s names. Just in my brain. Not anywhere that matters. But still, apologies to Mr. Marquand. That wasn’t cool.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't want to mope on my normie account, so I'm going to sigh heavily here about how I should be writing and enjoying that I AM writing now... but I've just been scrolling LinkedIn being depressed about getting laid off all evening looking for a new dev job, so we can afford for me to write. Fun.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Remember when Howard Dean said “Yeah!” too loud once and ended his career.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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The Mummy (1999): Evelyn O'Connell's Smug Look
Alt: The Mummy (1999): Evelyn’s Smug Look
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Watchers on the Couch Podcast @watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just saw THE ODYSSEY! I'm not sure why they gave Odysseus that weird mustache. Or why his helmet has eyes and keeps floating off his head. Still it's nice when he gets back to the castle after he stops that dragon from marrying his wife. The thing with the rabbits was fucking weird though.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Heavy Metal, because it was “a cartoon”
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Tombstone: Well Bye
Alt: Tombstone: Well Bye
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wonder who the dad is?
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cyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026
time to post my absolutely favorite meme
wrestling ceo meme, 4 panels
1. $6 artisinal soda
2. old timey apothecary label
3. "made from real barlow root or something
4. IT SUCKS SHIT
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I didn't realize I'd be flexing by admitting that on Thursdays we eat Culver's. Every Thursday. I have a drawer filled enough Scoopie tokens to buy an election.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE!
Trending
1. Ted Cruz
2. Supergirl
3. StarFox
4. Ecuador vs Germany
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"Bipartisan Bill" is my least favorite DC Superhero.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Frotting! in the Discord
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What's this weird thing where I'm getting exactly 3 likes in a row from some rando on unrelated posts/replies several time a day for the last week?
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Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Text in the style of the magic logo that reads "WOTC is making all trans employees deadname themselves in order to form a union"
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Terrible news. America was built on jizz.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I saw Kirby walking down the street looking like a self important twat. I asked him why and he said he accidentally swallowed Ian Bogost and now he can’t stop huffing his own farts. He begged me for death.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I saw Kirby walking down the street looking like a self important twat. I asked him why and he said he accidentally swallowed Ian Bogost and now he can’t stop huffing his own farts. He begged me for death.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It’s weird we don’t call HIM Clavicular
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My most cancelable take is that I preferred Hydrox to Oreos. While we are at it the Zune was better than the iPod, and HD-DVD was better than Blu-ray. Dragon Age 2 is narratively the best one. People who like the Wheel of Time are weird. Not a good character in it outside of Stabby Gandalf.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
too soon
Amy Dentata
@amydentata@tech.lgbt
The devs won't see your anti-vibe coding posts, but your friends won't either. No one will see them. Nothing will load.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It sucks to think about but it doesn't make sense to steal insane amounts of money if you are dying soon. At least to me. Maybe I'm not batshit enough to consider other angles.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Because I never want to unsee this.
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Indiana Jones: That Belongs In A Museum Quote
Alt: Indiana Jones: That Belongs In A Museum Quote
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I want to do a Jebediah Springfield.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
🎵🎵🎵 Someone said it's all right Save it now, don't say it for my sake Someone said it's all right Faster now...
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
We *gotta* feed this guy into a wood chipper, fam.
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm going to start judging people that continue to buy Magic and D&D stuff after this. I mean, I should have stopped years ago myself.
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KWierso @kwierso.com · 14/05/2026
You know, it's that very common phrase that everyone knows, "four strikes you're out for three days, eight strikes you're out for seven days, sixteen strikes you're permabanned... at the old ball game!"
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Shakira, her hips truthful
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Tenser's Herniated Disc @catwizard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Honestly? I'm still really annoyed that 72 Seasons didn't have an Un4given track. No, this isn't a bit.
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