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Cateye

@cateyewesker.bsky.social
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I'm three cats in a trench coat who like to play video games. Professional villain/antihero lover. Newbie baker.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The truth in this has sat me down
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made Rice Krispie Treat cereal since I remember it being really good. Mine wound up being way too big, because this recipe made too much and I got annoyed pulling little pieces off. Next time I'll do things my own way. Recipe: kyleeskitchenblog.com/homemade-ric... #cooking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I forgot to post the birthday cake I made for myself back in April. It was okay, but the frosting was way too sweet for me. (Also, my frosting broke and I forgot the chocolate chips in one of the frosting layers.) Cannoli cake. Recipe: sugarspunrun.com/cannoli-cake... #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tiramisu brownies! Mine aren't the most aesthetically pleasing, but hot damn they're good. 11/10, will make again. Definitely try these if you can! Recipe: cambreabakes.com/tiramisu-bro... #baking
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Happy 40th anniversary to Legend of Zelda, the game series that has my whole heart. It is the reason I fell in love with video games, RPGs, and art as a child. It's one of the main reasons I became an artist in adulthood. 🗡️🏰
An illustration of Link and the light dragon in tears of the kingdom
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Happy 40th old friend.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Peanut butter cookies! These were always a favorite when I was a kid. (And I would always sneak a few of the dough balls when mom was making them, lol.) Recipe: preppykitchen.com/peanut-butte... #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Mexican hot chocolate cookies. I hate them, lol. It was a disaster, but I want to post them anyway. The marshmallows just make them sticky and unpleasant. Might be worth making without the marshmallows though. Recipe: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1024... #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Devil's food with chocolate ganache. Happy Valentine's Day. ❤️ Cake: preppykitchen.com/devils-food-... Ganache: preppykitchen.com/chocolate-ga... #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Some banana cream pudding cookies. Plain on the outside, but when you bite into one... 👀 I know I make a lot of these, but they're delicious and low stakes ingredients-wise so I can experiment more. This was my first time filling a cookie! #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Cookies & Cream pudding cookies with dark chocolate chips that I made shortly after the cake mix cookies. I've really fallen in love with the Ghirardelli dark chocolate chips. Recipe: preppykitchen.com/pudding-cook... #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Cake mix cookies that I made about two weeks ago and got lazy about posting. Devil's food with peanut butter chips and spiced with cream cheese chips. Not a big fan of these tbh. Methinks Betty Crocker cake mix is the culprit. Recipe: preppykitchen.com/cake-mix-coo... #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Week 4, chocolate meringue cookies! I've never made meringue before and I've never piped before. They're not very aesthetic, but they're delicious. ❤️ (Bonus banana custard I made with the yolks.) Cookies: sugarspunrun.com/double-choco... Custard: dwellbymichelle.com/banana-custa... #52weeksofbaking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Week 3! Mini chocolate lava cake. They're delicious, and there were two, but the other one got slightly smushed coming out of the tin, lol Recipe: cookieandkate.com/mini-lava-ca... #52weeksofbaking #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Well, this was a fail. I was attempting a Finnish tiger cake. After I started to put my batter in the cake pan I very quickly realized that the pan was way too big, so I improvised. (There was also too much chocolate batter. Oops.) Recipe: feelslikefinland.com/blogs/finnis... #baking #bakingfail
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Not part of the baking challenge, but I made some pudding cookies. Chocolate fudge with flaked coconut and dark chocolate chips. They're moist and delicious. ❤️ (I prefer soft cookies.) Recipe: preppykitchen.com/pudding-cook... #baking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Week 2 of 2026! Peanut Butter and Jam Blondies (strawberry jam). The edges are crispier than I'd like from a very slightly too long bake time, but they're absolutely delicious. 5/5 would make again. Recipe: thecafesucrefarine.com/peanut-butte... #baking #52weeksofbaking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
First bake of 2026! Honey butter muffins w/streusel topping. They turned out... okay, lol. I think I'd prefer brown sugar over granulated for the streusel. Recipe: noblepig.com/honey-butter... #baking #52weeksofbaking
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm so tired of scammers, man. Targeting folks who don't know any better or are desperate for a solution to a problem is such a low tier of shitty.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
POV: You're about to start on the dishes and you look out the kitchen window:
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I'm beginning to think people start to go a little bit mad when they don't have something fulfilling to do with their lives.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Can you have my undivided attention? Look, buddy, not even I can have my undivided attention, okay?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 21/03/2025
not all heroes wear capes
screenshot of reddit post linked within the quoted post:  

To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles

 1 I am the one who keeps doing this

 2 This is not because you own a Tesla, but because of who you are as a person and the choices you have made.

3  Every time you veer out of your way to splash people while we are waiting for the bus, I will do it again.

4  You are never going to catch me.

That is all.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If you've got a better photograph of a cat trying to fire a cannon at an unsuspecting dog then we'd like to see it. #Caturday #Archives #SaturdayMorning
A black and white archive photograph of a cat sitting on a cannon and arching his back. A dog is sitting right in front of the cannon.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
If you see this, quote with your favorite Eeveelution! Psychic kitty baby. ❤️
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a purple pokemon with a red eye is standing next to a person in a blue shirt .
ALT: a purple pokemon with a red eye is standing next to a person in a blue shirt .
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
If you know anyone planning to get their child live rabbits for Easter, please talk them out of it. Get a lovely stuffed bunny instead! 🐇
A pastel colored graphic comparing real rabbits to stuffed bunnies. Real rabbits: “Soft and cute
Live 8-12 years
Generally hate being picked up
Need lots of space and attention
Poop a lot
Have fur that sheds and has to be groomed
Require regular vet care from a specialist and a varied diet with fresh produce”
Stuffed bunnies “Soft and cute
Live forever
Can be picked up and held any time
Require no space at all
Don’t poop
Don’t eat
Don’t shed
Never need to go to the vet”
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Playing MHWilds and pretending the world doesn't exist while simping for BG3 men on the side. See you all in a few years.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 26/03/2024
put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs #art
an illustrated parody of TIME magazine cover with a red border and a white background. The word CRIME blazoned across the top in a red serif font. A tabby cat looking at the camera with a guilty look on its face. Smaller black and red text next to the cat reads

WHERE IS THE BODY

What are you hiding?
What is that smell?
What are you eating?

GET BACK HERE
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I won't be able to survive, and I didn't vote for the dipshit in chief.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What kind of contract do I need to sign for a Patch 9 that lets me have a full romance with Raphael and Rolan? @larianstudios.com
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10/02/2025
Vaccines are good. That's not an opinion, it's a fact. Gender affirming care is good. That's not an opinion, it's a fact. "But big pharma!" misses the forest for the trees. The problem with big pharma isn't the medicines. Medicines and vaccines are good! It's the price they charge for them.
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Defend Public Health @defendpublichealth.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Thank you to everyone who stands with USAID. Share far and wide. Unfortunately we don’t have $40 million to buy up ads during the Super Bowl. Even if we did, we’d use it to support the U.S. economy while feeding kids around the globe. #StandWithUSAID #SaveForeignAid m.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUE...
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Save Foreign Aid
YouTube video by friendsofUSAID
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/02/2025
I love watching shows with absurd fictional premises, like on House where there are doctors who actually try to figure out what’s wrong with you
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Dirty deeds don't come cheap these days.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Me talking to my cat in the baby voice after insurance nonsense this morning: "This is a bunch of bullshit. Yes it is. It's a bunch of bullshit."
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A. Rascal @rascality.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
here’s another
When I was in 7th grade, our teacher put on a video and told us to take notes.

Ten minutes in, she threw the lights on and shouted at Steven Webb Sladki, telling him he wasn't taking notes and he should have been. But the thing was, Steve was taking notes. I saw it. We all saw it.

The teacher asked if anyone wanted to stand up for Steve. A few of us choked out some words of defense but were immediately squashed. Quickly, we were all very silent. Steve was sent to the principal's office.

The teacher came back in the room and said something like "See how easy that was?" We were reading "Anne Frank." I started to understand.

I just thought now was a good time to share this story.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that what you see with your own eyes isn't happening.
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Ilsa☠️ @ilsabones.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Reminder from a therapist that you can’t “coping skills” your way out of a systemic crisis
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Lisa No Thank You @ohseafarer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I wish we could rewrite "pro-life" as a position that enthusiastically supports/promotes: prenatal & postnatal care, abortion, birth control, psychiatric care, bodily autonomy, gender affirming care, addiction treatment, accessibility, UBI, and robust public health depts, bc all of those save lives.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Favorite Pokémon | Favorite Starter | Favorite Legendary | Favorite Mythical Clearly I have a Psychic bias.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Time to donate to Wikipedia again.
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Jade Rose @bluefolf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Umbrella Corporation Updates @umbrellacorphq.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
As of update 6.4, our South African tyrant-model BOWs will no longer perform the Nazi salute while carrying out clearance orders
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Umbrella Corporation Updates @umbrellacorphq.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Today's outbreak drill has been cancelled due to an outbreak.
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Bilbo Yaga @bilboyaga.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Disabled people are not acceptable casualties. Not during natural disasters. Not during a pandemic. Not during climate collapse. Not for profit. Not for optics. Not at protests. Not at school. Not for election goals. Not for personal comfort. There is no justice without disability justice.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Feeing cats raw milk and meat has always been a bad idea but especially right now. The risks far, far outweigh any alleged benefits. 🧵 apnews.com/article/raw-...
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He gave his cats raw milk because he thought it was healthier. He says it tragically backfired
A California man says his two cats died and a third was hospitalized after he fed them raw milk recalled for bird flu risk.
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Cateye @cateyewesker.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I love playing Dragonborn, but the romance scenes look really silly with them.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
This aged rather poorly.
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